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Posted 10 June 2014 - 09:17 AM Edited by Kecin, 10 June 2014 - 09:19 AM.

This was online just for a few moments on the X-Box website:

 

Express your individualism and stand out amongst the Mirror Park dwelling cool kids with The post ironic, artisanal, organic, entirely independent, re-claimed
'I’m not a Hipster' Update which features new retro print tees, skinny jeans, hairstyles, tattoos, animal masks and more.
Choose from seven unique vehicles including nostalgic rides like the Glendale, Blade and Rhapsody – affordable cars that seem casual on the surface, but have hidden potential to be unleashed with a few mods – just like your social media profile. The environmentally conscious set can check out the Panto microcar, while those looking to roll with their Crew in more ostentatious style can add the massive 3-axel, 6-seater Dubsta to their fleet. Even Ammu-Nation is getting in on the latest ironic trends with the Vintage Pistol and Antique Cavalry Dagger now in stock. Make sure to try all these out in the slew of new Jobs, as part of your long and hard journey to become one of Los Santos' effortlessly cool. Update content. The latest title update is required to use this content. Grand Theft Auto V required to play.

 

Thought I should share.

 

Original source: Dutch forum Tweaker.net - http://gathering.twe...363600#42363600

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Posted 10 June 2014 - 09:19 AM

So this won't include a new storyline and stuff? Damn.


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Posted 10 June 2014 - 09:24 AM

Sounds pretty "meh" to me.

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Posted 10 June 2014 - 09:26 AM Edited by Fuzzknuckles, 10 June 2014 - 09:26 AM.

This sounds so fake. 

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Posted 10 June 2014 - 09:32 AM

if this is true 

Hell Yeah 

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Posted 10 June 2014 - 09:36 AM

don't think it's fake. definitely an update for GTA O.

 

looking forward to see what the vintage pistol is and the cars too.

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Posted 10 June 2014 - 09:39 AM

Uncle wilbur approves


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Posted 10 June 2014 - 09:46 AM

This sounds so fake. 

I don't know if it's fake or not. I've just read it on the internet. Maybe someone can shine a light on it here? :)

Just sharing. Not trolling.


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Posted 10 June 2014 - 09:49 AM

No heists again?

I reckon we can all come to the conclusion they never existed in the first place.
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Posted 10 June 2014 - 09:52 AM

 

This sounds so fake. 

I don't know if it's fake or not. I've just read it on the internet. Maybe someone can shine a light on it here? :)

Just sharing. Not trolling.

 

Indeed, I was just commenting. The wording just doesn't sound like R*. It's an entirely plausible update, though. 

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Posted 10 June 2014 - 10:01 AM

No heists again?

I reckon we can all come to the conclusion they never existed in the first place.

This update could be coming out next month, Heists in June is still a possibility.


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Posted 10 June 2014 - 10:09 AM


No heists again?

I reckon we can all come to the conclusion they never existed in the first place.

This update could be coming out next month, Heists in June is still a possibility.

PFFFFFFFFFFFFT

I wish the OP had taken a screencap when he saw this, if he saw it.
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Posted 10 June 2014 - 10:13 AM

 

 

No heists again?

I reckon we can all come to the conclusion they never existed in the first place.

This update could be coming out next month, Heists in June is still a possibility.

PFFFFFFFFFFFFT

I wish the OP had taken a screencap when he saw this, if he saw it.

 

I did not see it personally. I saw a post on a Dutch forum that says it came from the X-Box website. Maybe it is fake, but when I read it it sounds like Rockstar. An update with vehicles, weapons, and clothing. Just too keep us busy until heists will be available.

So I'm not sure if the information is correct, we shall see. But I wanted to inform you all :)


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Posted 10 June 2014 - 10:13 AM

Am l the only one who would like to see a Hipster DLC?

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Posted 10 June 2014 - 10:15 AM

This was online just for a few moments on the X-Box website:

 
Express your individualism and stand out amongst the Mirror Park dwelling cool kids with The post ironic, artisanal, organic, entirely independent, re-claimed
'Im not a Hipster' Update which features new retro print tees, skinny jeans, hairstyles, tattoos, animal masks and more.
Choose from seven unique vehicles including nostalgic rides like the Glendale, Blade and Rhapsody affordable cars that seem casual on the surface, but have hidden potential to be unleashed with a few mods just like your social media profile. The environmentally conscious set can check out the Panto microcar, while those looking to roll with their Crew in more ostentatious style can add the massive 3-axel, 6-seater Dubsta to their fleet. Even Ammu-Nation is getting in on the latest ironic trends with the Vintage Pistol and Antique Cavalry Dagger now in stock. Make sure to try all these out in the slew of new Jobs, as part of your long and hard journey to become one of Los Santos' effortlessly cool. Update content. The latest title update is required to use this content. Grand Theft Auto V required to play.

 
Thought I should share.
 
Original source: Dutch forum Tweaker.net - http://gathering.twe...363600#42363600

Did they happen to screencap it? The only Dutch I know I learned from "New Kids" so I have no clue what they're saying.
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Posted 10 June 2014 - 10:15 AM

Am l the only one who would like to see a Hipster DLC?

Only a Hipster would say that.

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Posted 10 June 2014 - 10:18 AM

No heists again?

I reckon we can all come to the conclusion they never existed in the first place.

I am here to inform you that you heard or saw nothing of these "heists", and that they, or anything affiliated are purely a part of your imagination. You will not mention anything of heists, the Grand Theft Auto series, GTAForums or any more of these fiction objects, data and locations or anything you may believe to be affiliated with them in public in future.
Serious consequences may eventuate if you continue to spread these ludicrous myths.
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Posted 10 June 2014 - 10:43 AM

Probably fake


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Posted 10 June 2014 - 11:02 AM Edited by ivarblaauw, 10 June 2014 - 11:02 AM.

 

This was online just for a few moments on the X-Box website:

 
Express your individualism and stand out amongst the Mirror Park dwelling cool kids with The post ironic, artisanal, organic, entirely independent, re-claimed
'Im not a Hipster' Update which features new retro print tees, skinny jeans, hairstyles, tattoos, animal masks and more.
Choose from seven unique vehicles including nostalgic rides like the Glendale, Blade and Rhapsody affordable cars that seem casual on the surface, but have hidden potential to be unleashed with a few mods just like your social media profile. The environmentally conscious set can check out the Panto microcar, while those looking to roll with their Crew in more ostentatious style can add the massive 3-axel, 6-seater Dubsta to their fleet. Even Ammu-Nation is getting in on the latest ironic trends with the Vintage Pistol and Antique Cavalry Dagger now in stock. Make sure to try all these out in the slew of new Jobs, as part of your long and hard journey to become one of Los Santos' effortlessly cool. Update content. The latest title update is required to use this content. Grand Theft Auto V required to play.

 
Thought I should share.
 
Original source: Dutch forum Tweaker.net - http://gathering.twe...363600#42363600

Did they happen to screencap it? The only Dutch I know I learned from "New Kids" so I have no clue what they're saying.

 

Oh god why? xD Those sonsofb*tches don't even speak our language properly. 
Well I guess that's why we have to learn to speak English xD


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Posted 10 June 2014 - 11:04 AM

Dammit I want my flame thrower and chainsaw
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Posted 10 June 2014 - 11:06 AM

Am l the only one who would like to see a Hipster DLC?

Only a Hipster would say that.

A proto-hipster.
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Posted 10 June 2014 - 11:07 AM


 

This was online just for a few moments on the X-Box website:

 
Express your individualism and stand out amongst the Mirror Park dwelling cool kids with The post ironic, artisanal, organic, entirely independent, re-claimed
'Im not a Hipster' Update which features new retro print tees, skinny jeans, hairstyles, tattoos, animal masks and more.
Choose from seven unique vehicles including nostalgic rides like the Glendale, Blade and Rhapsody affordable cars that seem casual on the surface, but have hidden potential to be unleashed with a few mods just like your social media profile. The environmentally conscious set can check out the Panto microcar, while those looking to roll with their Crew in more ostentatious style can add the massive 3-axel, 6-seater Dubsta to their fleet. Even Ammu-Nation is getting in on the latest ironic trends with the Vintage Pistol and Antique Cavalry Dagger now in stock. Make sure to try all these out in the slew of new Jobs, as part of your long and hard journey to become one of Los Santos' effortlessly cool. Update content. The latest title update is required to use this content. Grand Theft Auto V required to play.

 
Thought I should share.
 
Original source: Dutch forum Tweaker.net - http://gathering.twe...363600#42363600
Did they happen to screencap it? The only Dutch I know I learned from "New Kids" so I have no clue what they're saying.
 
Oh god why? xD Those sonsofb*tches don't even speak our language properly. 
Well I guess that's why we have to learn to speak English xD

The New Kids? I thought it was pretty good Dutch, albeit vulgarized and with a heavy Brabant accent.

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Posted 10 June 2014 - 11:21 AM

 

 

 

This was online just for a few moments on the X-Box website:

 
Express your individualism and stand out amongst the Mirror Park dwelling cool kids with The post ironic, artisanal, organic, entirely independent, re-claimed
'Im not a Hipster' Update which features new retro print tees, skinny jeans, hairstyles, tattoos, animal masks and more.
Choose from seven unique vehicles including nostalgic rides like the Glendale, Blade and Rhapsody affordable cars that seem casual on the surface, but have hidden potential to be unleashed with a few mods just like your social media profile. The environmentally conscious set can check out the Panto microcar, while those looking to roll with their Crew in more ostentatious style can add the massive 3-axel, 6-seater Dubsta to their fleet. Even Ammu-Nation is getting in on the latest ironic trends with the Vintage Pistol and Antique Cavalry Dagger now in stock. Make sure to try all these out in the slew of new Jobs, as part of your long and hard journey to become one of Los Santos' effortlessly cool. Update content. The latest title update is required to use this content. Grand Theft Auto V required to play.

 
Thought I should share.
 
Original source: Dutch forum Tweaker.net - http://gathering.twe...363600#42363600
Did they happen to screencap it? The only Dutch I know I learned from "New Kids" so I have no clue what they're saying.
 
Oh god why? xD Those sonsofb*tches don't even speak our language properly. 
Well I guess that's why we have to learn to speak English xD

The New Kids? I thought it was pretty good Dutch, albeit vulgarized and with a heavy Brabant accent.

 

Well... They say a lot of words no one ever uses, and it's probably not the best way to learn dutch... 

But as I say before, the English language is there to be learned for all of us :)


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Posted 10 June 2014 - 11:28 AM

This isn't fake. A banner for it exists on Microsoft's website.

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Posted 10 June 2014 - 11:30 AM

 

This was online just for a few moments on the X-Box website:

 
Express your individualism and stand out amongst the Mirror Park dwelling cool kids with The post ironic, artisanal, organic, entirely independent, re-claimed
'Im not a Hipster' Update which features new retro print tees, skinny jeans, hairstyles, tattoos, animal masks and more.
Choose from seven unique vehicles including nostalgic rides like the Glendale, Blade and Rhapsody affordable cars that seem casual on the surface, but have hidden potential to be unleashed with a few mods just like your social media profile. The environmentally conscious set can check out the Panto microcar, while those looking to roll with their Crew in more ostentatious style can add the massive 3-axel, 6-seater Dubsta to their fleet. Even Ammu-Nation is getting in on the latest ironic trends with the Vintage Pistol and Antique Cavalry Dagger now in stock. Make sure to try all these out in the slew of new Jobs, as part of your long and hard journey to become one of Los Santos' effortlessly cool. Update content. The latest title update is required to use this content. Grand Theft Auto V required to play.

 
Thought I should share.
 
Original source: Dutch forum Tweaker.net - http://gathering.twe...363600#42363600

Did they happen to screencap it? The only Dutch I know I learned from "New Kids" so I have no clue what they're saying.

 

Haha BAM.

Little bit of translation:

Original: "Was een tijdje te lezen op de XBOX Marketplace. Zal wel na de heists komen. Maar het klinkt in ieder geval erg leuk smile.gif"

Translation (not completely accurate!): "This was online for a few moments on the XBOX Marketplace website. It will probably come after heists. But it sounds fun."


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Posted 10 June 2014 - 11:30 AM

thats a weird dlc but whatevs


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Posted 10 June 2014 - 01:24 PM

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Posted 10 June 2014 - 02:23 PM Edited by _Klebitz_, 10 June 2014 - 02:23 PM.

Fixed it.

 

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Posted 10 June 2014 - 02:30 PM

The Panto was a car in GTA 2, and was cut in GTA 3 :

 

http://gta.wikia.com/Panto


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Posted 10 June 2014 - 02:30 PM

The dagger and the pistol is there, so I say its real.

 

Hope the cars are not different and have the same look as the classic verisions.





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