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  • widowmaker18

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Posted 10 June 2014 - 08:08 AM Edited by widowmaker18, 10 June 2014 - 08:11 AM.

Who would be in your zombie survival team?





Each member must be in any gta game, excluding any online portion.


Each member needs a rank.


Random pedestrians allowed, pictures welcome but not required.


Each member needs a gun.


Standard forum rules.


My survival team would be something like this:


Leader- Carl Johnson RPG


Hardass soilder- Sean Sweet Johnson AK47


Generic soilder- Trevor Philips MICRO SMG


Guy who was two days from retirement- Officer Tenpenny PISTOL


Guy who gets badly wounded but lives- Officer Hernendez SHOTGUN


Deadliest soilder- Generic Gta 5 Cop C4


Guy who gets raped in the showers- Generic Gta San Andreas Cop BASEBALL BAT


Guy who wants to get raped in the shower- Pedestrian in orange coat and hat from Gta San Andreas SNIPER RIFLE


Guy who bitches and moans about how long the war with the zombies- Micheal De Santa GRENADE


Guy who misses gunplay- Niko Belic BRASS KNUCKLES

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Posted 10 June 2014 - 08:32 AM

Lester the Molester-

He would go around ripping zombies apart with his bare hands and molesting them



Trev Dawg the Blonde-

Slaughters zombies with his hammers


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Posted 10 June 2014 - 09:44 AM Edited by Mr Scratch, 10 June 2014 - 09:45 AM.

Like I'd need anyone else...


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Posted 10 June 2014 - 09:47 AM

How about don't make it GTA-only, would be much more interesting.
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Posted 10 June 2014 - 10:24 AM Edited by Joe Chip, 10 June 2014 - 10:29 AM.

GTA series chat would be a better fit if you want it to be GTA-character-exclusive.



Leader: Michael DeSanta, with an AK-47, because he's a natural leader and works well with people.


Second-in-command: Tommy Vercetti, with a Carbine, because he's pretty good at taking cities, can handle guns pretty well, and would make a nice contrast with Michael's friendliness and willingness to teach.


Intelligence/Radio: Lester, give him a pistol, I guess. He's a smart guy who's good with technology and communications.


Guy who can take on thousands of zombies and live: Trevor Phillips, with a crowbar, because that's how I picture Trevor in a zombie apocalypse.


Badass team who back each other up with guns during combat: Mother McReary and Kate McReary. Kate would be on the field with something cool, like a double-barrel shotgun, and her mother would back her up with a sniper rifle off-screen.


Explosives and trap rigging: 8-ball, with grenades and plastic explosives, he's good with that sort of thing.


Generic Soldier #1: Maccer, with a baseball bat. He'd be fun to have around for comic relief. :p


Generic Soldier #2: Huang Lee, with a flamethrower. He's the only GTA character we've seen fight zombies and it'd silly not to have him on the team.

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Posted 10 June 2014 - 05:02 PM

Tyler form this forum and a years supply of scotch.


f*ck your rules.

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Posted 10 June 2014 - 06:17 PM

I´m a good trained Zombie.

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Posted 10 June 2014 - 10:53 PM

Like I'd need anyone else...




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Posted 10 June 2014 - 11:28 PM

How about don't make it GTA-only, would be much more interesting.

f*ck your rules.



Son Goku. He is enough to f*ck up everyone and everything from here to the borders of the universe and back twice in no time.

I haven't watched DBZ since I was a teenager, but he comes to my mind when it's about the ultimate ally. I mean, who of all fictional characters on Earth is stronger, more skilled, more god like, better than Son Goku?

Team Goku/Preuße vs. Team Zombies - 1:0

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Posted 11 June 2014 - 12:32 AM

All I'd need is a bunch of socially unprogressive fat guys with offensive views on everything who I can outrun. They need the bad personality traits so I don't feel bad when I run off and leave them to be slowly eaten alive over a number of days. 

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Posted 11 June 2014 - 12:40 AM

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Posted 11 June 2014 - 01:51 AM

Like I'd need anyone else...



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Posted 11 June 2014 - 02:03 AM

Myself, Claude, Tommy Vercetti and Vic Vance. No ranks required, just pure and unadulterated badass.

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Posted 11 June 2014 - 06:10 AM Edited by Mr Scratch, 11 June 2014 - 06:12 AM.

Like I'd need anyone else...

She's a bit new to this business, I think she'd be a bit better at it.

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Posted 11 June 2014 - 08:53 AM

In my team would be a lot of 'fat pedestrians'.


The zombies would stop feasting on them while I made good my escape!!!


See you suckers!

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Posted 11 June 2014 - 11:53 AM

This kind of forum game belongs in series chat if you want to hold anyone to the rules. Besides, all you need is Trejo.



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Posted 11 June 2014 - 12:23 PM













Our ranks would all be BAD ASS MOTHERf*ckER.

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