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#31

Posted 09 June 2014 - 08:22 PM Edited by AlienTwo, 09 June 2014 - 08:23 PM.

 

 

I'll add that to my long list of "Real Reasons".

 

 

 

I'm sure they can make heists themselves

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Where is AlienThree?

We don't talk about it.  It hurt me very badly... i still dream about the look it got in it's surplex when we used to gaze out into the great abyss...

 

I'm neutral about what happened to Three  :whuh:

 

Three didn't take your hearts and spatter them across the galaxy.  But I appreciate that you don't talk about it too much. That's why I like you.

 

 

 

 

we used to gaze out into the great abyss...

 

 

Stop gazing out into me.

 

Your avatars are always so interesting, though!

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#32

Posted 09 June 2014 - 08:24 PM

 

we used to gaze out into the great abyss...

 

 

Stop gazing out into me.

 

no

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#33

Posted 09 June 2014 - 08:26 PM Edited by MrSemiFunny, 09 June 2014 - 08:27 PM.

Hopefully no one will compare the two. Grand Theft Auto is a sandbox. Battlefield is a shooter. Unless someone comes out with sandbox shooters then they're all screwed.

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#34

Posted 09 June 2014 - 08:26 PM

You kids are getting so wound up about heists that when they ARE finally released, all you're going to want to do is smoke a cigarette and go to sleep.


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Posted 09 June 2014 - 08:27 PM

 

im literally just gonna start robbing banks irl

inb4 we see a fox news story that uses this quote

 

This just in- Local person [name goes here] was arrested today for robbing a bank. [name] confesed to police today that the reason behind the robbery was that quote "heists were not on Grand Theft Auto Online and I might as well rob banks I R L" More details at 11

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Posted 09 June 2014 - 08:28 PM Edited by DJ Insanity, 09 June 2014 - 08:29 PM.

You kids are getting so wound up about heists that when they ARE finally released, all you're going to want to do is smoke a cigarette and go to sleep.


I don't really care about them, I was just speculating. I think heists are just overblown missions

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#37

Posted 09 June 2014 - 08:28 PM

The real reason why Heists were delayed was down to me not going for a walk yesterday.

 

Sorry guys.

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#38

Posted 09 June 2014 - 08:30 PM

heists were in the game man.... they just want people to play this game as long as possible


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#39

Posted 09 June 2014 - 08:31 PM

The "I'm not a hipster pack" IS heist.

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Posted 09 June 2014 - 08:31 PM Edited by AlienOne, 09 June 2014 - 08:32 PM.

heists were in the game man.... they just want people to play this game as long as possible


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Posted 09 June 2014 - 08:32 PM

I don't want to be rude.  I really, really don't want to be.  

 

How about we just come to terms with R* lies a lot and it has nothing to do with whatever you think it is!


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#42

Posted 09 June 2014 - 08:33 PM

The "I'm not a hipster pack" IS heist.


I thought that was "let's push another small dlc so we can keep delaying heist" dlc
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#43

Posted 09 June 2014 - 08:37 PM Edited by Bozzah, 09 June 2014 - 08:37 PM.

 

heists were in the game man.... they just want people to play this game as long as possible


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why hater? it's the easiest explanation and probably the most correct one aswell

 

the longer the game runs the better, for both the players and Rockstar


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Posted 09 June 2014 - 08:37 PM

I don't want to be rude.  I really, really don't want to be.  
 
How about we just come to terms with R* lies a lot and it has nothing to do with whatever you think it is!

They don't lie, they just delay things.

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#45

Posted 09 June 2014 - 08:38 PM

Can people stop saying "heist" it's starting to lose all meaning

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Posted 09 June 2014 - 08:39 PM

I don't want to be rude.  I really, really don't want to be.  
 
How about we just come to terms with R* lies a lot and it has nothing to do with whatever you think it is!

They don't lie, they just delay things.

The last time somebody said they would pay me back by October and it's now June... That's a lie.

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#47

Posted 09 June 2014 - 08:39 PM

Can people stop saying "heist" it's starting to lose all meaning

Plus they will never, never live up to the hype in peoples minds.  Folks are going to play it, it's not going to be the world changing experience they expected and we'll get a bunch more Cock* threads; "Heist it SUX! Fuk dat game"


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Posted 09 June 2014 - 08:40 PM

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Yeah, something evil is diffently going on at the Rockstar office.

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Posted 09 June 2014 - 08:41 PM

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Yeah, something evil is diffently going on at the Rockstar office.

Don't blame my Crew....


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#50

Posted 09 June 2014 - 08:41 PM

Watched Battlefield Hardline Heist Gameplay video = totally unimpressed. The car physics are horrendous and this is literally nothing more than GTAO capture mode.  


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Posted 09 June 2014 - 08:42 PM

I don't want to be rude.  I really, really don't want to be.  
 
How about we just come to terms with R* lies a lot and it has nothing to do with whatever you think it is!

They don't lie, they just delay things.
The last time somebody said they would pay me back by October and it's now June... That's a lie.
A mere 8 month delay!

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Posted 09 June 2014 - 08:43 PM

I don't want to be rude.  I really, really don't want to be.  
 
How about we just come to terms with R* lies a lot and it has nothing to do with whatever you think it is!

They don't lie, they just delay things.
The last time somebody said they would pay me back by October and it's now June... That's a lie.
A mere 8 month delay!

Well, since you put it that way! Lol
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#53

Posted 09 June 2014 - 08:45 PM

Everyone just wants them already, I knew for a fact heists wouldn't be released the day Watch Dogs came out because that's just f*cking stupid, Even if Watch Dogs would compete with GTA. And the reason they haven't been released isn't because of glitchers, Rockstar's a multi million dollar company they have different teams that cover patching glitches and creating new content, Nobodies delaying heists but Rockstar themselves. I feel like when heists finally do come out, They're gonna be the biggest let down and everyone's gonna quit playing. Lets hope not, But that's what I forsee in the not to distant future. 


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#54

Posted 09 June 2014 - 08:47 PM

Also, Dan Houser told me that everytime someone gets an itchy nose and they then scratch it, heists will be further delayed.

 

He's cold like that.


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#55

Posted 09 June 2014 - 08:54 PM

if you post a 'real reason' thread you better have some serious f*cking sources you jackass.


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Posted 09 June 2014 - 08:59 PM

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Yeah, something evil is diffently going on at the Rockstar office.

 

LMFAO trying so hard no to laugh out loud since I'm in a library :lol:

 

F*ck you Chrille!! :lol:

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Posted 09 June 2014 - 09:12 PM

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Yeah, something evil is diffently going on at the Rockstar office.

HAHA.

 

Rockstar be like.

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Posted 09 June 2014 - 09:13 PM

Also, Dan Houser told me that everytime someone gets an itchy nose and they then scratch it, heists will be further delayed.
 
He's cold like that.

Damn

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Posted 09 June 2014 - 09:16 PM

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Yeah, something evil is diffently going on at the Rockstar office.

HAHA.
 
Rockstar be like.
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ROFL that GIF made it funnier.

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Posted 09 June 2014 - 09:17 PM

Also, Dan Houser told me that everytime an NPC says "f*ck me in the ass", heists will be further delayed.
 
He's cold like that.


Fixed.
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