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Posted 12 June 2014 - 01:19 AM

When I was in preschool, I remember I used to poop on myself occasionally. One time during class or whatever, I had to go. So, me as a quiet, non-assertive kid, I didn't tell the teacher. So I went... while sitting down. But that isn't even the most embarrassing part. The worst part was that she had to go in the bathroom with me and clean my underwear. I had to just sit there and look at her in the mirror cleaning my poop. SO EMBARRASSING...

 

Another one: I remember when I was when I was in 7th grade, we had a new science teacher. Now, I was really crazy back then. Not insane crazy, but you know how stupid some teenagers could be. So, I wanted to see if this new teacher could handle me. She claimed she was from South Palo Alto, California and she taught at some rough schools. On top of that, she was an early to mid 30s white lady who resembled the chick from Freedom Writers. Long story short, while we were lining up to get a drink of water, I stood close to her and kept taunting her with threats that I was gonna bomb the school and stuff. She eventually sent me to the principal's office where I felt so flippin' stupid for saying that. I was joking, but wow.. I can't believe I never got suspended for that..

 

One last one: When I was a teen, I remember how my dad left me all by myself at home. So... I took the opportunity and started watching full-length porn movies on Cinemax and late night Showtime and stuff. Softcore stuff, but it was incredibly late at night and I anticipated that he wouldn't be back till like, 4am or so. It was like, 12 or like 1am in the morning and I stripped completely naked. Here I am "satisfying" myself when all of a sudden, I hear some keys and the door hinges. I panicked. I didn't know whether I should change the channel or put on my clothes. It was too late. He caught me off guard. He walked in and was like.. "why are you naked? Put some clothes on! What were you doing?!!". I turned off the television and went to bed. We never spoke about that moment ever since. Never again..

 

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Posted 13 June 2014 - 01:36 PM

It was winter time and I ended up shopping with a friend at a clothing store. As we were walking in the first few aisles; I felt this urge to take a dump. It wasn't any ordinary dump; it was the kind that made you run to the bathroom. With that being said; that damn store had NO restrooms! What did I do??!! I had to carefully make my way (literally, I walked like a penguin) across the parking lot of snow and ice and make it across to the Subway restaurant. Man, my stomach was hurting and I felt like I needed to fart yet it felt like if I did; I might just poop at the same time, so I was squeezing my buttcheeks to hold it in as I was making my way.

 

As I made it to the curb on the other side; I saw that there was ice on the side walk. I thought to myself, "Ok, if I slowly take a step onto the sidewalk; I should be able to get pass this and not slip or fall." So, boom, got it planned out in my head, but when I took that first step and got onto the sidewalk; my foot that slipped and I fell onto my back!

 

When I slipped I blacked out for a quick second and came to; I opened up my eyes and saw the sky; then for some reason I heard a car coming and turned my head to the right and just watched the car pass me by. I was lying on the sidewalk right around the corner from Subway. I could hear my friend from across the parking lot yelling if I was ok while she was laughing. Then I slowly got it and made my way to Subway when I realized ... I didn't have to take a sh*t anymore.

 

HAHAHA .. I laughed so hard and made my way back to the damn store. Omfg.


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Posted 13 June 2014 - 02:31 PM

When I was sick I went with my mom to the supermarket and puked on the floor.


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Posted 13 June 2014 - 03:05 PM

When I was 8 and in 2nd grade after lessons I went to have a wee at the urinals, I opened just the zipper and started to pee and then out of nowhere my schwanz went back in my trousers and I couldn't stop urinating. So I pissed myself completely, many of my classmates knew about it so I got called Pissu for the next 3 years, not f*cking fun. That was the last time I ever pissed without opening the top button and pulling my pants partially down.


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Posted 13 June 2014 - 08:02 PM

When I was in preschool, I remember I used to poop on myself occasionally. One time during class or whatever, I had to go. So, me as a quiet, non-assertive kid, I didn't tell the teacher. So I went... while sitting down. But that isn't even the most embarrassing part. The worst part was that she had to go in the bathroom with me and clean my underwear. I had to just sit there and look at her in the mirror cleaning my poop. SO EMBARRASSING...

 

Another one: I remember when I was when I was in 7th grade, we had a new science teacher. Now, I was really crazy back then. Not insane crazy, but you know how stupid some teenagers could be. So, I wanted to see if this new teacher could handle me. She claimed she was from South Palo Alto, California and she taught at some rough schools. On top of that, she was an early to mid 30s white lady who resembled the chick from Freedom Writers. Long story short, while we were lining up to get a drink of water, I stood close to her and kept taunting her with threats that I was gonna bomb the school and stuff. She eventually sent me to the principal's office where I felt so flippin' stupid for saying that. I was joking, but wow.. I can't believe I never got suspended for that..

 

One last one: When I was a teen, I remember how my dad left me all by myself at home. So... I took the opportunity and started watching full-length porn movies on Cinemax and late night Showtime and stuff. Softcore stuff, but it was incredibly late at night and I anticipated that he wouldn't be back till like, 4am or so. It was like, 12 or like 1am in the morning and I stripped completely naked. Here I am "satisfying" myself when all of a sudden, I hear some keys and the door hinges. I panicked. I didn't know whether I should change the channel or put on my clothes. It was too late. He caught me off guard. He walked in and was like.. "why are you naked? Put some clothes on! What were you doing?!!". I turned off the television and went to bed. We never spoke about that moment ever since. Never again..

 

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**Your last one was hilarious to me because I used to go into my mom's closet and grab her porn collection and watch it when she left the house when I was around 13. LOL .. man, the stupid sh*t we do when we were young.**


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Posted 13 June 2014 - 08:37 PM


 

**Your last one was hilarious to me because I used to go into my mom's closet and grab her porn collection and watch it when she left the house when I was around 13. LOL .. man, the stupid sh*t we do when we were young.**

 

xD yeah, adolescence was quite the experience!


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Posted 03 October 2014 - 12:53 PM

Thought I'd bump this so I don't feel as bad.

 

I remember back when I was in 2nd grade, my cousins used to go to the same school as I, and came home with us. One of them brought a dictionary and showed it to me at the car in front of my mother. I remember I said, really loudly "I'm gonna look up sex!" without even thinking. My mother gave me the dirtiest look so I decided to quickly add on "as in boy or girl, like gender!" which really didn't help the situation.

 

Jumping forward 5 years to year 7 I had this crush on this really hot chick. Way outta my league, in with the "cool" crowd (I was in with the nerdy crowd). My so called friends at the time, decided that it was time for me to ask her out. I told them firmly, no, but they kept on. After a large argument the f*ckers decided it would be funny to crash tackle me and drag me to her. It really wasn't fun. Not even when they pushed me directly into her developing breasts. (well okay, maybe a little fun there). Literally the worst experience of my life. She also left the school, tormented, because of it

 

And now to the 10th grade. We had to go to Chapel every Friday morning for about an hour or so. I was sitting with my friends (on this large church bench) and I had a sizable gap next to me, which nobody would sit in. That is until the girl I had liked for a little while (not the same chick as above) and her friends sat down. Now I'm really suss, and women usually pick up on when I like them, which she had. About halfway through the service, the pastor began talking about something or other. I think it was an embarrassing cartoon or something (the 2000's version of what Frozen is today). Upon hearing this I just became so bored I grabbed my forhead, leaned back and let out a massive *sigh.* She looked at me, horrified, and then left to "go to the bathroom."

 

It wasn't until 3 months later when she started dating one of my friends, that I found out that she thought I was internally masturbating to her being next to me, and that she thought I came. Bit of an FML if you ask me

 

HAUNTS ME TO THIS DAY.

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