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Posted 07 June 2014 - 10:01 PM

Obviously that kind of person isn't welcome here, SolidSnails. He should make his own forum. I'll join. Let's go, Johnny!

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Posted 07 June 2014 - 10:08 PM Edited by Waldie, 07 June 2014 - 10:11 PM.

I was drunk outside a nightclub a few years ago and was talking to a guy I knew at school and got his name wrong. It still haunts me to this day.

 

One time my friend bought something for me that I'd asked him to get and brought it to my house. After giving him the money and thanking him, he left and I said "Right, cheers. No problem!" And I immediately wondered why the f*ck I said "no problem", he was the one that did me the favour. I don't think my friend even heard it but I've never been able to get over this either.

 

It's weird. I've been told by friends and family over the years that I'm no stranger to saying rude and cheeky to downright nasty and hurtful things to people, yet most of them I don't even remember or care, yet daft little things like the examples I've given do genuinely bother me.


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Posted 07 June 2014 - 10:18 PM

I think johnny needs his own thread where he can preach about being self liberating and confident with your little buddy

 

Little buddy?

 

What you talking about?  :monocle:


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Posted 07 June 2014 - 10:24 PM

I jerked off while having computer classes back in 2005, and my fellow classmates saw it. Who cares, my dick was big enough so they had to deal with it anyway.


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Posted 07 June 2014 - 11:53 PM

-Working in retail-

Politely asked a fat chick when the baby was due.

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Posted 08 June 2014 - 12:02 AM

 

I think johnny needs his own thread where he can preach about being self liberating and confident with your little buddy

 

Little buddy?

 

What you talking about?  :monocle:

 

 

Your penis.

 

He's talking about your penis.

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Posted 08 June 2014 - 12:20 AM

Does it make you feel grown up to stop calling it Johnny, Richard, little Peter, Pedro, etc?

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Posted 08 June 2014 - 12:27 AM

I call mine Edmund.


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Posted 08 June 2014 - 12:31 AM

I call mine Edmund.

that has a nice ring too it
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Posted 08 June 2014 - 12:52 AM

Please stay on topic peeps. Don't want this to descend into a penis convo.
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Posted 08 June 2014 - 12:53 AM

Please stay on topic peeps. Don't want this to descend into a penis convo.

That's a pretty good joke.


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Posted 08 June 2014 - 12:54 AM

Don't want this to descend into a penis convo.

Like the one you tried starting earlier?

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Posted 08 June 2014 - 01:00 AM


Don't want this to descend into a penis convo.

Like the one you tried starting earlier?
lmao

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Posted 08 June 2014 - 01:28 AM

Please stay on topic peeps. Don't want this to descend into a penis convo.

 

It's on topic.

 

My penis is pretty embarrassing.

 

For you.


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Posted 08 June 2014 - 02:46 AM

The f*ck did I post here

 

Anyway

 

I sent a facebook request to my ex 30 mins ago. f*ck it I regret nothing.

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Posted 08 June 2014 - 02:26 PM

Oh! I thought of another.

At work, having to back up data from one of the self-service issue terminals, and someone came up behind me looking to use it. I didn't really see their face, but I thought they were male, so I go 'sorry, sir, but if you could use another terminal as this one's undergoing maintenance--'

Obviously, it was a woman.

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Posted 08 June 2014 - 02:57 PM

I typed up an angry angry text to my ex (calling her a c*nt) and accidentally sent it to her dad.
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Posted 08 June 2014 - 03:00 PM

I typed up an angry angry text to my ex (calling her a c*nt) and accidentally sent it to her dad.

 

Can you please put the exact text you sent here and also the response from her dad?

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Posted 08 June 2014 - 03:03 PM


I typed up an angry angry text to my ex (calling her a c*nt) and accidentally sent it to her dad.

 
Can you please put the exact text you sent here and also the response from her dad?

Implying I still have the phone I had a year ago. I'll try to reenact it though

Me - Liz you are a stupid c*nt
Dad - Phil you accidentally sent this to me you are a nice young man and shouldn't be using language like that
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#50

Posted 08 June 2014 - 03:19 PM

Well that story is a bit of a let down.

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#51

Posted 08 June 2014 - 03:24 PM

What did you expect? For him to firebomb my apartment and I escape within an inch of my life and team up with a chicken farmer, Panama war veteran, off-duty police officer, redneck, and corpse to storm his place and beat him up?

Lordy damn.
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Posted 09 June 2014 - 08:31 PM Edited by Spadge007, 09 June 2014 - 08:32 PM.

The off-topic section in this forum is weird.

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Posted 09 June 2014 - 09:01 PM

me and one of my buddies used to talk on the phone for hours, while playing videogames, and his dad used to interrupt us by coming on the line and just talking about random stuff, it became an inside joke i guess

he stopped doing that for awhile and then ended up doing it a few months later, and i responded:

'hoooooooolyy man you always gotta join in and be annoying, right? like gosh we could be having a one night stand and you'd still do your thing"

 

i didnt know what one night stand meant

i was a child

this was years ago

it haunts me to this day

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Posted 09 June 2014 - 09:16 PM

The most embarrassing moment was when I was working at a nightclub and my love interest at the time was particularly flirty and I got a hard on right there in the middle of a packed room. The problem is, that it's not exactly small and she saw the 'bulging'.

I embarrass easily and I must have turned a vivid scarlett. I don't think anyone else noticed, hopefully not. But she smelt damn good, y'know? So that made it kinda worse.

I even feel stupid telling you this.

The f*ck did I post here
 
Anyway
 
I sent a facebook request to my ex 30 mins ago. f*ck it I regret nothing.


Sorry, I'm still a 'noob' to this forum. I meant to type 'Challenge accepted' after quoting your comment.

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Posted 09 June 2014 - 09:28 PM

I sh*t my pants in 1st grade. I didn't want anyone to know so I just spent half of the school day with sh*tty pants. I blamed it on some kid but I'm sure everyone knew.

 

If I want to feel embarrassed, I just go through my Facebook messages from four or five years ago.

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Posted 10 June 2014 - 02:07 AM

f*ckin one night I got drunk as fuuuuuuuuuck ended blacking out & watching some porn, wife walked up behind me ripped me up by my goddamn shirt then proceeded to blah Blah. Blah yadda. Yadda yadda my ears off. Woke up the next morning as if nothing happend cause I didn't remember

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Posted 10 June 2014 - 02:42 AM Edited by Danz., 12 June 2014 - 01:46 AM.

If you thought that being caught masturbating is the most embarassing thing out there, especially when it's your parents/crush who find it out, think twice... because ejaculating onto that person would make the situation even worse.

 

Yeah, that happened to me once when I was in the 8th grade in the school's unisex one seat only bathroom.

It was around the time I was discovering new things about my body everyday! So, I kind of had to test out my skills in a public space. But then... a random, nerdy, 5th grade kid runs into the bathroom in the wrongest time ever and gets fatally wounded in the chest by the only shot capable of creating new lifes, leaving her with a :O face as she falls on her knees. It was like SPLASH and go!

 

All I could do was RUN4MAHLIFE and return to class pretending that nothing ever happened and that I just took a long sh*t. Actually, I was expecting her to tell to the principal what happened there to f*ck me up, but no.

 

I wonder how she is nowadays...

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Posted 10 June 2014 - 03:58 AM

If you thought that being caught masturbating is the most embarassing thing out there, especially when it's your parents/crush who find it out, think twice... because ejaculating onto that person would make the situation even worse.
Yeah, that happened to me once when I was in the 8th grade in the school's unisex one seat only bathroom.

It was around the time I was discovering new things about my body everyday! So, I kind of had test out my skills in a public space. But then... a random, nerdy, 5th grade kid runs into the bathroom in the wrongest time ever and gets fatally wounded in the chest by the only shot capable of creating new lifes, leaving her with a :O face as she falls on her knees. It was like SPLASH and go!
 
All I could do was RUN4MAHLIFE and return to class pretending that nothing ever happened and that I just took a long sh*t. Actually, I was expecting her to tell to the principal what happened there to f*ck me up, but no.
 
I wonder how she is nowadays...

lmao fatally wounded then she fell on her knees all dramatic

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Posted 10 June 2014 - 04:55 AM

I sh*t my pants back in 1st grade, though I threw up seconds afterwards so I was sent home early (no one knew about me sh*tting myself) so not really embarrassing, more like a win.


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Posted 11 June 2014 - 01:56 AM

Don't worry, I think everyone had an accident whilst we were young, just a part of the body developing. Hell, It happened to me too, year 3, playground. No warning, just 'poop!' and the deal was done.




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