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Posted 06 June 2014 - 08:58 PM

Yeah today I was thinking of these things and I shudder at the humiliation of stupid things I have done in the past. 

 

 

Heres my lowest moments.

 

Being sexually frustrated in college and trying to hide it but my desperation was plastered over my face. The eyes don't lie. I attest to that.

 

With a girl having a 'goodtime' then said I was about to cum and she replied in the most disinterested way "yeah good for you."

 

After declining a job role once I applied to a different one thinking it was a different place. I saw the same guy in the building in reception and he asked what i was doing here? I then realised my mistake. My face was red for hours afterwards. 

 

Farted in a cafe and the people behind me had to get up and leave. I left too and did not apologise I was too embarrassed to face them.

 

Any time I'm awake.

 

 

These are just level 2 embarassment. 

 
 
Dont be shy what's yours? Dont worry no one can see you blush in here.  :blush:

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Posted 06 June 2014 - 09:36 PM Edited by gtamann123, 06 June 2014 - 09:36 PM.

I was talking sh*t and making jokes about a girl behind her back with one of my friends. And I accidentally sent a text intended for him to her. sh*t hit the fan and Embarrasment ensued.

Taught me a lesson

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Posted 06 June 2014 - 10:01 PM

I joined a grand theft auto forum once.

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Posted 07 June 2014 - 12:20 AM

I joined a grand theft auto forum once.

I had thought of making literally this exact post, but ultimately decided not to.
God dammit.

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Posted 07 June 2014 - 12:42 AM

Was having a 'goodtime' with this girl then her sister walked in.

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Posted 07 June 2014 - 12:56 AM

Was having a 'goodtime' with this girl then her sister walked in.

 

And then she joined in, right? 4IyYWNi.gif

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Posted 07 June 2014 - 12:59 AM

Middle school. I had a crush on this REALLY pretty blonde girl for the entire semester. Our entire school went to an assembly, and I just happened to be on the row right above her and her friend. Unfortunately for me, I had a HUGE booger hanging from my nose... I couldn't just dig in and get it so I was trying to just look down the entire time. Her friend happened to look back and noticed my huge booger... she starting taunting me: "eeeew, look, he's got a huge booger just hanging there." I giggled and said some smartass sh*t I can't remember anymore. Anyway, she got over it and went back to looking at the presentation we were watching.

 

I was very slowly trying to get rid of the damn thing by subtly chipping away at it pretending to be holding up my glasses. Eventually, it got loose enough that I could grab it without looking too suspicious... unfortunately, it decided to fly away instead... on the hair of my crush. My mind was just going apesh*t trying to find any reason to get out of there without calling attention to myself. Before I could think of anything though, her dumbass friend noticed it and just screamed at the top of her lungs "EEW YOU GOT HIS BOOGER ALL OVER YOUR HAIR." I still remember the look she gave me after that lol I felt like sh*t.

 

Fun facts: her annoying friend actually had a huge crush on me.

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Posted 07 June 2014 - 01:10 AM

So we were taking a test in my first grade class, right? We're all quiet, doing the test and all, and out of absolutely nowhere this kid starts yelling and taking off all his clothes and running around the room. I think his name was Josh or something. It was embarassing to watch.


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Posted 07 June 2014 - 01:15 AM

That time in the first grade when I took off all my clothes and started yelling while running around the room. 

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Posted 07 June 2014 - 01:18 AM

So we were taking a test in my first grade class, right? We're all quiet, doing the test and all, and out of absolutely nowhere this kid starts yelling and taking off all his clothes and running around the room. I think his name was Josh or something. It was embarassing to watch.

I've had the same thing happen in one of my classes. Only difference is that it was in ninth grade


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Posted 07 June 2014 - 01:21 AM

 

So we were taking a test in my first grade class, right? We're all quiet, doing the test and all, and out of absolutely nowhere this kid starts yelling and taking off all his clothes and running around the room. I think his name was Josh or something. It was embarassing to watch.

I've had the same thing happen in one of my classes. Only difference is that it was in ninth grade

 

 

Did the guy/girl have a breakdown or was just looking for atention?


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Posted 07 June 2014 - 01:26 AM

 

 

So we were taking a test in my first grade class, right? We're all quiet, doing the test and all, and out of absolutely nowhere this kid starts yelling and taking off all his clothes and running around the room. I think his name was Josh or something. It was embarassing to watch.

I've had the same thing happen in one of my classes. Only difference is that it was in ninth grade

 

 

Did the guy/girl have a breakdown or was just looking for atention?

 

Just for attention. It was during P.E if I remember correctly.


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Posted 07 June 2014 - 01:32 AM

 

 

 

So we were taking a test in my first grade class, right? We're all quiet, doing the test and all, and out of absolutely nowhere this kid starts yelling and taking off all his clothes and running around the room. I think his name was Josh or something. It was embarassing to watch.

I've had the same thing happen in one of my classes. Only difference is that it was in ninth grade

 

 

Did the guy/girl have a breakdown or was just looking for atention?

 

Just for attention. It was during P.E if I remember correctly.

 

 

I went to a ballgame about a year ago dressed in a tracksuit, sneakers, and a sharpied-on mustache to bring awareness for "New Kids" in America. Only thing that stopped me was bunch of cops loitering around the only wall I could jump over and the fact that there was only one way in/out of the field I could get to by running.


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Posted 07 June 2014 - 01:41 AM Edited by SolidSnails, 07 June 2014 - 01:41 AM.


Was having a 'goodtime' with this girl then her sister walked in.


 
And then she joined in, right? 4IyYWNi.gif
i wish
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Posted 07 June 2014 - 01:46 AM

Couldn't go to sleep at a friends house. So I go to the restroom and I masturbate only to leave the door unlocked and his mom walks in. The worst part was that she saw me as the toilet is facing the door. -_-
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Posted 07 June 2014 - 07:01 AM Edited by johnny_zoo, 07 June 2014 - 07:03 AM.

Couldn't go to sleep at a friends house. So I go to the restroom and I masturbate only to leave the door unlocked and his mom walks in.

And then she joined in right?
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Posted 07 June 2014 - 07:15 AM

When I went to sex.com when I was like 9........leaving our computer with hundreds of non-stop pop ups & I turned it off thinking it would go away when my mom would turn it back on, but it didn't. :( We had to buy a new computer lololol.

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Posted 07 June 2014 - 07:23 AM

When I went to sex.com when I was like 9........leaving our computer with hundreds of non-stop pop ups & I turned it off thinking it would go away

I think this memory is a staple of any good and decent child of the 90's.

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Posted 07 June 2014 - 09:16 PM

I once brought crown royal whiskey to school by accident! it was Christmas time! my mom forgot to put name tags on it. Thank goodness I didn't get suspened!


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Posted 07 June 2014 - 09:21 PM Edited by RiaJay21, 07 June 2014 - 09:22 PM.

Some years ago (6 to be exact), I was in a long distance relationship. Long story short, we both got a little creative with ways to, uh, enjoy ourselves at the time. So, it was business as usual.

Until my dad walked in.

Other than that, most every day in middle school.
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Posted 07 June 2014 - 09:33 PM Edited by Franceska, 07 June 2014 - 09:33 PM.

I thought Grand Theft Auto Online would work by now, and most glitches/bugs would have been fixed.
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Posted 07 June 2014 - 09:36 PM

I thought Grand Theft Auto Online would work by now, and most glitches/bugs would have been fixed.

 

Did you post in the wrong thread?

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Posted 07 June 2014 - 09:37 PM Edited by Franceska, 07 June 2014 - 09:38 PM.

I thought Grand Theft Auto Online would work by now, and most glitches/bugs would have been fixed.

 
Did you post in the wrong thread?


Why? Just because I think it was my most embarrassing moment is different than the usual, doesn't mean it doesn't belong in here.

Besides, my most embarrassing moment is something I'd like to keep private. As it's too embarrassing to openly tell.

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Posted 07 June 2014 - 09:39 PM Edited by JIMHO, 07 June 2014 - 09:39 PM.

When are you going to post here on how you posted your sexual desires on a forum for the mentally ill, johnny_zoo?

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Posted 07 June 2014 - 09:40 PM Edited by johnny_zoo, 07 June 2014 - 09:41 PM.

 

 

I thought Grand Theft Auto Online would work by now, and most glitches/bugs would have been fixed.

 
Did you post in the wrong thread?

 


Why? Just because I think it was my most embarrassing moment is different than the usual, doesn't mean it doesn't belong in here.

 

Its supposed to be directly related to you. Not about the shortcomings of GTAOnline.

 

 

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Its something I'm not ashamed of.


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Posted 07 June 2014 - 09:42 PM

Its supposed to be directly related to you. Not about the shortcomings of GTAOnline.


It's related to me. I think it is embarrassing that I thought that. And see my edited part.

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Posted 07 June 2014 - 09:45 PM

Too many to count.


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Posted 07 June 2014 - 09:47 PM

I'm confused, johnny_zoo. So you're embarrassed about your sexual frustration, but not embarrassed to talk about it?

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Posted 07 June 2014 - 09:51 PM

I'm confused, johnny_zoo. So you're embarrassed about your sexual frustration, but not embarrassed to talk about it?

 

Not so much anymore. Once you admit your frustrations and open up its liberating and you feel more confident with yourself.


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Posted 07 June 2014 - 09:58 PM

I think johnny needs his own thread where he can preach about being self liberating and confident with your little buddy




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