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#61

Posted 07 June 2014 - 03:13 AM Edited by SolidSnails, 07 June 2014 - 03:18 AM.

Jumping spiders are kawaii as f*ck.

mods probably thought it sounded better.. who knows Edit : i hate editing on my phone

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Posted 07 June 2014 - 03:20 AM

HA. I was wondering when someone would bring that up. 

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Posted 07 June 2014 - 04:14 AM

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That's respectable, but it can't keep up with this guy's MOVES

 

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Posted 07 June 2014 - 04:18 AM

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Sir! i would like to report that your war drums worked. The giant flying stingray aka wasp is KIA

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Posted 07 June 2014 - 06:10 AM

 

i find all spiders cute after observing ones habit in my room, he just liked to observe me back  :inlove:


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Posted 07 June 2014 - 06:57 AM

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Posted 07 June 2014 - 07:24 AM

I had a heart attack, looking thru this thread. 


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Posted 07 June 2014 - 07:30 AM

I had a heart attack, looking thru this thread. 

Do you need medical attention? Are you okay? Go to the hospital please.

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Posted 07 June 2014 - 08:02 AM

Back in Philippines, we used to had a competition of our spiders. We just catch a harmless spider, feed it then fight it to your opponent. It was fun because most people risked their money betting on it, then years later, some people died from it because there are idiots trying to get red back spider.

 

Here in Australia, I had few of them in my room but they only appear at night which is pretty f*cking scary. Sometimes I have to sleep on 1am or leave the lights on lol.

 

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Posted 07 June 2014 - 03:45 PM

We need a new abbreviation:

CBATP: Couldnt be arsed to paragraph

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#71

Posted 07 June 2014 - 04:36 PM

This thread name I'm pretty sure was changed. :ph34r:


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Posted 10 June 2014 - 04:02 AM

This thread name I'm pretty sure was changed. :ph34r:

Yeah, I'm a tad creeped out, my title was nothing like this. It would've been way more appreciative if it was a ninja troll change to the title :p 


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#73

Posted 09 August 2014 - 06:18 PM

can this be a thing?

i love spiders, you should love em too

they take time building their own homes and kill nearly everything we would kill anyways

 

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this one lived in a bush outside my home about a month ago, not sure if its still there, but there are similar spiders living in that bush and damn theyre huge

they are all now my pets, especially one that built its web in an opening on the bush, it looks like a cave and its actually big enough to fit my hand inside :)

though i wouldnt want to wreck their work

if someone could help me find out what kind of spider it even is, that would be nice, i cant find anything similar

 

 

share your spider stories?

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Posted 09 August 2014 - 06:23 PM

I had a tarantula when I was 13 and it kind of escaped
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#75

Posted 09 August 2014 - 07:08 PM

I saw a spider coming out of my backpack, I shat bricks that day.

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#76

Posted 09 August 2014 - 07:10 PM Edited by Řåvęń, 09 August 2014 - 07:10 PM.

I thought this would be a spider negativity thread.


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Posted 09 August 2014 - 07:12 PM Edited by D1RTY®, 09 August 2014 - 07:16 PM.

I tied a string around a spider once but the outcome wasn't like I imagined, I guess the string is just too heavy for them, there I was with my wild imagination taking it for walks.

 

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Posted 09 August 2014 - 07:17 PM Edited by Voodoo, 09 August 2014 - 07:25 PM.

I'm just going to merge this with the previous thread.

 

On topic - I had a large female Brachypelma emilia for a few years until she died during a molt. Great pets and beautiful, too.

 

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Posted 09 August 2014 - 07:36 PM Edited by slohbur, 09 August 2014 - 07:38 PM.

Spiders are beautiful... but I prefer shaved.

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Posted 09 August 2014 - 08:17 PM

Spiders are beautiful... but I prefer shaved.

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#81

Posted 09 August 2014 - 09:44 PM

Whenever I find a spider, I always make the effort to get it safely outside. I don't encounter them often though and if anything I find them in the bathroom, due to the moisture.


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#82

Posted 10 August 2014 - 02:00 AM

I like spiders, I'm kinda surprised at how many people are downright terrfied of them.


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Posted 10 August 2014 - 09:05 AM

I love spiders! They are my friends. I love them and they love me. 99% of spiders are harmless and pretty much 100% of spiders are scared of us humans. We laugh when an elephant gets scared of a mouse but imagine what it looks like when a human gets scared of something as small as a spider! If I ever get a good picture of one I take it!

 

Here's one of a few Hentz's orb weavers who took up residence on my front porch:

 

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And here was a beautiful Typewriter Spider mother in front of my basement door. I actually discovered her by walking into her web:

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A big and fast House Spider or maybe a Wolf Spider:

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A Golden Silk Orb-Weaver in Mexico:

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And a cute little Jumping Spider that accompanied me on a grocery run. The clerk didn't appreciate that I had him on my cart riding shotgun:

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And if you don't like spiders, here's a Lime Hawk Moth!

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#84

Posted 10 August 2014 - 11:30 AM

 
I like spiders, mind. "Never kill a money spider", my grandmother was wont to say. I abhor flies, so spiders are my natural ally. Spiders just brood in the darkness, only coming out to rid the world of nature's bastard children--flies. Spiders have dignity and elegance, but flies just buzz around your head and ruin your day. Bees are fine--they just go about their day jobs with no wish to hurt anyone (but if you threaten them, they'll react ten fold, and I wholly respect that). Wasps are extremely annoying. Wasps go around picking a fight and then bitch when you fight back by firebombing the nest to take out the queen. Sure, the collateral damage caused to their younglings is an acute shame, but that's the price they pay I suppose. The world is harsh, perhaps unduly so at times. 
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