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[Fuzzknuckles]

 

Spiders are some of the more useful bugs on the planet. Don't kill them. Kill dirty flies, kill daddy-long-legs, kill mosquitoes... just don't kill spiders. They actually do a lot to keep your home clean. 

Probably more than you do. 

 

You ask people not to kill spiders, but then instruct them to kill a type of spider. Not only that, arguably the most beneficial spider and thus the one you don't want to kill. 

 

 

Ah, cultural difference - I mean Daddy Long Legs in reference to the UK usage - the crane fly:

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crane_fly

 

Not the Pholcidae, which is a spider (or an arachnid at least) :

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pholcidae

 

Everyone should just stop f*cking around and use the proper terms that we use in England. 

[Th3MaN1]

f*ck Comedy Central, this is where it's at.

[Voodoo]

Needs more spider bro.

 

[Gummy]

So much NOPE in this thread.

[Sugar Free Nos]

I'm fine with spiders unless they are bigger than the size of a half-dollar, they're poisonous, or they start crawling on me.

If you want to keep the Earth clean of pests, don't be big and scary, don't have the ability to hurt me, and never touch me.


Thanks,

From: Nos

To: Spiders everywhere

[Dottie]

Dear everyone afraid of those small spiders in their house:

Sincerely,

me

[Voodoo]

 

Spiders of all types and sizes are both fascinating and beneficial.

[CallTheCoroner]

We are dealing with it... in a very feminine "oh my gawwddd get it offffff" way...

[LittleBlueTroll]

Watch this, I f*cking dare you:

 

[XJpostman]

I'm always mesmerized when I see a 'black widow'. So much power in such a sleek, tiny creature and the hour glass shape on their bellies is almost always perfect. Very cool.

[Mr. House]

I like spiders too! I've once had 5 tarantula's crawling on my body just for sh*ts n giggles. 

Sexy.

 

 

LOOK HOW SNUG HE IS heart melting right now

[Voodoo]

I'm always mesmerized when I see a 'black widow'.

 

Me too.

[iBUCKEYE]

I like spiders when they f*ck off and do their own thing in the corner of a Room, But when they start crawlin on me and sh*t, I hate them.
 
But over the Years, I have had many "pet" Spiders, "pets" in the sense I'd allow them to live there as along as they ate the asshole flies and Mosquitoes, So they did and I didn't bother them.

That's how I am with daddy long legs. They eat/kill other spiders and bugs and don't really do anything to people.



Now a Black widow? f*ck that.

[Moonshield]

 

I'm always mesmerized when I see a 'black widow'.

 

Me too.

 

 

Them's Black Widas.

 

I don't mind spiders, they're just trying to get in the warmth. They take care of flies and pillbugs, so more power to them. If they bug me, I just get them with a container and put them outside.

[EphemeralStar]

Jumping spiders are kawaii as f*ck.

[Killzone3265]

i would have tons of these guys as pets, just look at their adorable round eyes as they reach out for you :DD

[Eris]

[Killzone3265]

 

 

[uzer]

[johnny_zoo]

Some of these spiders are cute I admit. However the rest are freaky. If I saw a camel spider in my home? There are no words.

[Moonshield]

[RedBull FM]

Damn...  I heard Australia is nice this time of the year...

 

[Titania]

So much NOPE in this thread.

 

This. 

[RedBull FM]

[toxluv]

Love spiders, as well as other insects.

 

For those who are afraid of these cute creatures, here's a video that will make you love them:

 

[Tacymist]

[I<3GTAV]

So a couple days ago, I was looking through my fridge when I saw this enormous black dot fall in front of me quickly. I look down, there's this big ass furry spider, at least 3 inches wide, crawling around. I was 1 inch away from burning my house down.

[Special Members]

Thank God most of the spiders in this thread are cute, little darlings. Then you have tarantulas, camel spiders and the worst of all: The Wolf Spider. 

 

Kill them. Kill them with fire.

[Lil ski]

I've had a chance to meet these f*ckers on occasions while overseas

 

f*ck them! f*ck those things!..I even had one freaking JUMP at me one night..

[Vurses]

Thats what you get for stealing my avatar, and yolo swaggins stop using my own f*cking picture as well.

If you didn't want me on your thread why are you on mine asshole? see here's my problem with f*ckers like you. I offered to take it off, you said "No its fine" and now you're making me out to be some ass-hat? No sir, YOU, are the ass hat, you declined my offer, you have no right to bitch like a 9 year old school-girl. good day f*cker.

And also, how did my thread name go from "Never Sleeping Again/Hate spiders" to this morning, getting on to "Jumping spiders are kawaii as f*ck"