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Posted 03 June 2014 - 03:13 AM Edited by xInfamousRYANx, 03 June 2014 - 02:48 PM.

So in this insanely long mission which costs you more in ammo than you get its total bs. 3750 for killing 4 or 5 targets and a motel full of enemies wtf!

Worst mission difficulty vs payout balance ever

Using special carbine only my ammo costs totaled 2750.
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Posted 03 June 2014 - 03:15 AM

 

 

 

Oh. You weren't talking about that. My bad. It's a Gerald mission, what did you expect?

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Posted 03 June 2014 - 03:16 AM

You know, I remember when you used to play for the fun of it...
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Posted 03 June 2014 - 03:17 AM Edited by Xavierr, 03 June 2014 - 03:18 AM.

Gta today is bs even more

Get Second set of cars delivered in the last second.


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Posted 03 June 2014 - 03:17 AM

Why is Gerald even in this game? He's just a contact for noobs when they start out in GTA Online. All of his missions suck.
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Posted 03 June 2014 - 03:19 AM

 

 

 

Oh. You weren't talking about that. My bad. It's a Gerald mission, what did you expect?

Oh thank god for that!

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Posted 03 June 2014 - 03:45 AM

Why is Gerald even in this game? He's just a contact for noobs when they start out in GTA Online. All of his missions suck.

u just answered your own question

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Posted 03 June 2014 - 03:48 AM

wtf is a gerald

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Posted 03 June 2014 - 03:56 AM

wtf is a gerald

This.

OT:Hit em up is basicly a low level version of Judging the Jury.Extremely annoying when you do not have a Buzzard.It can be soloed with a car though.

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Posted 03 June 2014 - 04:08 AM

All new missions are nonsense.

 

You forgotten Crime Scenester with hundreds of police surrounding your ass


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Posted 03 June 2014 - 04:10 AM

 

 

 

Oh. You weren't talking about that. My bad. It's a Gerald mission, what did you expect?

That's exactly what I thought of.

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Posted 03 June 2014 - 04:14 AM

You know, I remember when you used to play for the fun of it...

 

Being broke aint fun tbh.

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Posted 03 June 2014 - 04:16 AM

 

You know, I remember when you used to play for the fun of it...

 

Being broke aint fun tbh.

 

I have 15k in the bank and I never find myself short of anything. Playing the game makes money simply happen.

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Posted 03 June 2014 - 04:19 AM

 

 

You know, I remember when you used to play for the fun of it...

 

Being broke aint fun tbh.

 

I have 15k in the bank and I never find myself short of anything. Playing the game makes money simply happen.

 

 

I have 100k in the bank and constantly have to grind mission to break even, don't know how you play the game with such low amount of money, 15k would barely cover my car insurance.

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Posted 03 June 2014 - 04:26 AM

On The List is also clearly a rip off of that Mr. Teal mission in VC.
Completing the mission on a PCJ feels so natural.

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Posted 03 June 2014 - 05:59 AM

On The List is also clearly a rip off of that Mr. Teal mission in VC.
Completing the mission on a PCJ feels so natural.

Autocide. That's exactly what came to mind when I was playing it.

 

"A European gang plans to hit a bank in Vice City. My employers would rather this didn't happen."

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Posted 03 June 2014 - 06:13 AM

On The List is also clearly a rip off of that Mr. Teal mission in VC.
Completing the mission on a PCJ feels so natural.

Mr. Teal? You mean Mr. Black. And it's 5 missions...


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Posted 03 June 2014 - 08:04 AM

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u mean this XD 


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Posted 03 June 2014 - 08:06 AM

Missions won't even load up for me propperly. I guess maybe that's a good thing?

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Posted 03 June 2014 - 08:16 AM

It's a really fun mission.


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Posted 03 June 2014 - 08:22 AM

Why is Gerald even in this game? He's just a contact for noobs when they start out in GTA Online. All of his missions suck.

 

 

Kinda answered your own question there guy. :p

 

Personally I enjoy the mission (even though it's the same god damn location as 'Cleaning The Cathouse') A friend and I like to handicap ourselves against large numbers of the easy NPC's by using only pistols. The only bad part of the mission is the last 30 seconds when you review your payout.


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Posted 03 June 2014 - 08:27 AM

To decide how much to pay and which missions the payouts should go to, R* simply writes down random numbers on torn up pieces of paper and pulls them out of a hat. That's the only reasonable explanation I've come across.

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Posted 03 June 2014 - 08:29 AM

Why is Gerald even in this game? He's just a contact for noobs when they start out in GTA Online. All of his missions suck.

Im sure they intend to add more missions progressing their storylines for all characters but simply have been unable to do so yet cause they spend all their time fixing bugs and adding stupid races, deathmatches and new broken features to the game instead.  If not then who knows, but that would be the most logical assumption if they intend to try and make this game an MMO type by regularly adding new content to keep the game playable for a long time so people buy cash cards to buy the new sh*t they introduce.


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Posted 03 June 2014 - 08:32 AM

The payout is sh* but the mission is fun

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Posted 03 June 2014 - 08:34 AM

The payout is sh* but the mission is fun

Yea I really dont know what they were thinking but all the more challenging longer missions usually dont pay squat and the stupid easy quick ones pay the most.  makes zero sense, lol!

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Posted 03 June 2014 - 09:45 AM Edited by LambentBunny, 03 June 2014 - 09:45 AM.

 

The payout is sh* but the mission is fun

Yea I really dont know what they were thinking but all the more challenging longer missions usually dont pay squat and the stupid easy quick ones pay the most.  makes zero sense, lol!

 

Rank is the main reason it's pretty obvious.


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Posted 03 June 2014 - 10:03 AM Edited by Insert-Coin-To-Continue, 03 June 2014 - 10:05 AM.

Mission's fun, so defacto not a joke. Don't know how anyone spends more ammo than the mission pays out either, lol


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Posted 03 June 2014 - 10:11 AM

 

 

The payout is sh* but the mission is fun

Yea I really dont know what they were thinking but all the more challenging longer missions usually dont pay squat and the stupid easy quick ones pay the most.  makes zero sense, lol!

 

Rank is the main reason it's pretty obvious.

 

rank is the reason they made short easy missions pay more? 


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Posted 03 June 2014 - 10:35 AM

All new missions are nonsense.

 

You forgotten Crime Scenester with hundreds of police surrounding your ass

 

If I ever end up in that mission when joining a random one I go get my tank :)

 

The only tricky bit then is not to destroy the money.

 

I have noticed they've really ramped up the lethality of the bad guys guns in almost all situations.


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Posted 03 June 2014 - 10:41 AM

I wish we where giving a option to kill that weak ass Gerald.




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