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#61

Posted 04 June 2014 - 09:23 PM

Whip it out ™


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#62

Posted 04 June 2014 - 09:30 PM

"Once you do know what the question actually is, you'll know what the answer means."


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#63

Posted 05 June 2014 - 02:07 AM

1. -being tough on the internet makes you tough in real life.
 
2. -sarcastic humour sometimes translates incorrectly to text and may inadvertently cause hurt butt syndrome.
 
3. -hurt butt syndrome is a real disease. there is no cure.
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#64

Posted 09 June 2014 - 09:22 PM

Be nice to everyone you meet. Golden Rule people. Theres no excuse.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Of course every rule has exceptions.

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Posted 09 June 2014 - 09:48 PM

Don't dwell on the past for too long; it's possible to move on from a lot of things. What's done is done, deal with it and then move on. There is always something to live for.

And that saying, you know, 'what doesn't kill you makes you stronger'? It's true.

Oh, I'm sorry, I guess I must be spouting my feel-good hippie nonsense again. I'll see myself out.
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#66

Posted 10 June 2014 - 12:52 AM

"Today is the first day of the rest of your life."

 

"It's a great thing when you realize you still have the ability to surprise yourself. Makes you wonder what else you can do that you've forgotten about."

 

"Forgive your enemies. It really annoys them."

 

"Those who cannot change their minds cannot change anything."

 

"Stand up to be seen. Speak up to be heard. Shut up to be appreciated."


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#67

Posted 10 June 2014 - 02:19 AM

The bystander effect is a psychological effect in which spectators of a emergency will not offer assistanc but instead stand and watch.. If you're in an emergency situation and have your hands full but need to call police, fire or paramedics yelling "someone call the police!" is useless as everyone assumes someone else will do it.

Instead pick a person and define their characteristics or appearance example "You in the green shirt call the police" now that person knows it's their responsibility specifically and will more likely do what they're told. An added option is to say "You in the green shirt call the police and report back to me" this way you have confirmation they placed the call and didn't walk off.

It may help you in the future if you witness an accident.
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#68

Posted 10 June 2014 - 02:45 AM Edited by Danz., 12 June 2014 - 01:56 AM.

Never, ever attempt to fap in public.

 

-Daniel Abella, 2014.


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#69

Posted 10 June 2014 - 12:51 PM

If you see somebody crying, ask them if it is because of their haircut.
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#70

Posted 10 June 2014 - 02:30 PM Edited by Flynny, 10 June 2014 - 05:29 PM.

You have to throw out a few babies if you're trying to drain the ocean of bath water

 

If at first you don't succeed, delegate 

 

life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life so get wasted all the time and you'll have the time of your life


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#71

Posted 10 June 2014 - 03:46 PM

Don't trust anyone with bad eyebrows.

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#72

Posted 10 June 2014 - 03:52 PM

Everyone is an idiot, you are the only one who's smart.

 

Do not arguing with idiots, they will take you down and treat you like an idiot, you will become an idiot.


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#73

Posted 10 June 2014 - 11:23 PM

Also don't be afraid to show emotion.

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#74

Posted 10 June 2014 - 11:27 PM

Don't use software provided by Apple to create a nuclear bomb or wage chemical warfare.

It violates the End License User Agreement

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#75

Posted 11 June 2014 - 12:18 AM

When you get a new computer give it a few viruses so that in the future it will become immune to them.
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#76

Posted 11 June 2014 - 12:21 AM

Don't use software provided by Apple to create a nuclear bomb or wage chemical warfare.

It violates the End License User Agreement

haha, its really in there! 

 

that's absurd.


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#77

Posted 11 June 2014 - 12:38 AM

Do not talk to the police.


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#78

Posted 11 June 2014 - 12:42 AM

Be yourself, no someone else.

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#79

Posted 11 June 2014 - 12:50 AM Edited by krashr, 11 June 2014 - 12:50 AM.

four words

 

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#80

Posted 11 June 2014 - 02:46 PM

 

Don't use software provided by Apple to create a nuclear bomb or wage chemical warfare.

It violates the End License User Agreement

haha, its really in there! 

 

that's absurd.

 

no one reads that stuff anyway so Apple can add whatever they want. The EULA is actually pretty funny if you read the whole thing

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#81

Posted 11 June 2014 - 04:39 PM

^Reminds me of that South Park episode, humancent-iPad. gotta read those T&C

 

my life advice is don't listen to anything people say on the internet. :cool:


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#82

Posted 11 June 2014 - 04:58 PM

You're f*cked.

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#83

Posted 11 June 2014 - 05:04 PM

"Learning to love yourself is the greatest love of all"
Randy Watson 1988
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#84

Posted 12 June 2014 - 04:52 AM

^^ sexual chocolate!!


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Posted 12 June 2014 - 08:11 AM

If you have to choose between big boobs and personality, go for big boobs.

-personalities change, but those big juggs are there for life!!!


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#86

Posted 20 June 2014 - 02:42 AM

If you can make a cop laugh during a traffic cop the chances of driving away without a ticket is very good.

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#87

Posted 20 June 2014 - 08:12 PM

Guys, if you think that there's at least a slight chance that she's into you make a move, no excuses. Sometimes they will also claim otherwise so watch out for that, focus more on the body language that what she is saying.

 

Girls, if you are really into a guy and the more subtle hints haven't made him make a move then make a very clear move yourself. And I do mean a very clear move, a lot of the time guys are completely oblivious to these hints.

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#88

Posted 20 June 2014 - 08:16 PM

Chicken is the best cold

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#89

Posted 20 June 2014 - 09:02 PM

Bad people don't exist. Of course we all have our issues, some deeply rooted, hard to overcome, and some buried or lost, but our problems do not define who we are as people, because characterizing a person by the demons they battle is synonymous to judging a person who has gotten drunk after their heart has been shattered. You’re declaring someone as weak, or insufferable, good or bad, when they’re in a vulnerable position in their life, which should be free of judgment. We shouldn’t judge people, period. By instinct, we can’t help but place our two cents in, critique, and mark people as inferior, but that’s what friends are for, making judgments together and then moving on without inflicting karma.


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#90

Posted 21 June 2014 - 02:42 AM

Frank Sinatra is always right:

 

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