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Palikari
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#31

Posted 02 June 2014 - 09:56 PM

Never allow a girl to friendzone you. Never.


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#32

Posted 02 June 2014 - 10:17 PM

 

burn this racist system down

Here's my advice to you: move to Cuba!

 

Why would I move to a capitalist state?

 

 

Never allow a girl to friendzone you. Never.

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#33

Posted 02 June 2014 - 10:32 PM Edited by Myron, 02 June 2014 - 10:33 PM.

Always post clichéd phrases.

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#34

Posted 02 June 2014 - 10:37 PM

Forget your lust for the rich man's gold, All that you need is in your soul 

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#35

Posted 03 June 2014 - 07:49 AM

Never tell woman a secret.

-she will tell the whole town, and then everybody knows your dirty secret.

 

I mean it. Women are incapable of keeping a secret.


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#36

Posted 03 June 2014 - 03:19 PM Edited by _FRANKENSTEIN_, 03 June 2014 - 03:20 PM.

The best advice I can give you guys is, not to do everything what others advice, because this is your journey, no one else but you knows what to do, how to do and when to do.
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#37

Posted 03 June 2014 - 03:25 PM

Don't take anything too seriously. Life doesn't make sense anyway.


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#38

Posted 03 June 2014 - 09:30 PM

Don't trust women fully, ever. And better yet don't ever rely on your classmates for anything. ALWAYS have a back-up plan in store. I learned that the hard way.

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#39

Posted 03 June 2014 - 09:34 PM

Don't masturbate while you have a job interview. Trust me,not a good plan.

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#40

Posted 03 June 2014 - 11:28 PM

"Don't blow out another's candle to make yours shine brighter."


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#41

Posted 03 June 2014 - 11:44 PM

Never allow a girl to friendzone you. Never.

Why? I like friends....

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#42

Posted 04 June 2014 - 12:55 AM

Don't masturbate while you have a job interview. Trust me,not a good plan.

Damn! shoulda said that earlier :)


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#43

Posted 04 June 2014 - 01:10 AM

Move to a small town in the Andes mountains and live with the locals without modern technology. I'm sure someone doing that would be much happier than the average American.
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#44

Posted 04 June 2014 - 01:17 AM

"Don't blow out another's candle to make yours shine brighter."

That's not even how f*cking candles work.

 

GOD

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#45

Posted 04 June 2014 - 01:27 AM

Never allow a girl to friendzone you. Never.

Been in that spot for the last 7 months or so... I agree with this.


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#46

Posted 04 June 2014 - 02:31 AM

Don't trust women fully, ever. 

Oddly enough, this is god's truth.

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#47

Posted 04 June 2014 - 05:16 AM

Pretty simple but, 

 

Think before you speak.

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#48

Posted 04 June 2014 - 07:57 AM

Keep your pecker hard and your powder dry and the world will turn.

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#49

Posted 04 June 2014 - 08:21 AM

When in doubt ask yourself:

 

What would Jesus do in this situation!

 

Praised be the Lord!!!

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Posted 04 June 2014 - 09:20 AM

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#51

Posted 04 June 2014 - 12:12 PM Edited by johnny_zoo, 04 June 2014 - 12:13 PM.

If you need to, cry. Its always good for you.

 

 

 

 

 

Never allow a girl to friendzone you. Never.

 

Why?

 

If I respect/really dig the girl I don't mind being friends until shes ready.

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#52

Posted 04 June 2014 - 12:13 PM

Time is money. Therefore time makes the world go around, and time is the root of all evil. It also means that time talks, but no one is listening. 


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#53

Posted 04 June 2014 - 01:09 PM

Don't feed the Yao Guai!

That is all.
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#54

Posted 04 June 2014 - 02:02 PM

When in doubt ask yourself:

 

What would Jesus do in this situation!

 

Praised be the Lord!!!

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#55

Posted 04 June 2014 - 02:05 PM

When in doubt, ask yourself this....

'What would our Lord and Saviour, Tank Master Scubadave, do in this situation?'

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#56

Posted 04 June 2014 - 02:13 PM

"It's always better to have someone inside the tent, pissing out, than outside the tent, pissing in."
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#57

Posted 04 June 2014 - 02:28 PM

If something doesn't seem right and you want to know the truth about current events around the world, follow the money trail. All things happen due to greed on one party's part at the others expense.

Don't trust the government. They make no money but love taking all of yours, and you have no choice about it or what its used for. Guess what tax payers, you just released 5 Taliban leaders back into the mideast in exchange for a soldier who denounced his citizenship and went AWOL during deployment. Punishable by death. But no. He is a hero. Oh yea. -Don't trust the media.

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#58

Posted 04 June 2014 - 02:51 PM

"Men make money, money doesn't make men."
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#59

Posted 04 June 2014 - 09:16 PM Edited by CantThinkOfOne2013, 05 June 2014 - 07:32 AM.

When in doubt ask yourself:
 
What would Jesus do in this situation!
 
Praised be the Lord!!!


Amen to that.

As for my own advice, all I can say is 'make money, but don't let money make you'


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#60

Posted 04 June 2014 - 09:21 PM

I realized today that my biggest mistakes in life have all been descisions made while under the influence of boner.... so you know.. don't make choices while horny

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