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#151

Posted 26 June 2014 - 08:27 PM

Blowing up cars and getting punished for it.


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#152

Posted 26 June 2014 - 08:28 PM

Spoilers increase traction but don't downgrade acceleration and top speed. For f*ck's sake, I don't want to have to equip ugly-ass spoilers on my cars in order for them to be competitive with other peoples' ugly sh*tbuckets.

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#153

Posted 26 June 2014 - 08:29 PM

Did anyone mention that we have to keep tapping X in order to run? Even though we didn't have to on GTA IV online?

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#154

Posted 26 June 2014 - 08:40 PM

-Killing NPCs and having your stat bar go up;
-Have a sh*t ton of options from the quick menu for your online character, but almost none relevant for Single Player mode;
-Can't store and tune up cop cars and taxi;
-Getting bounties of 9k for your head for stealing cars that are not even worth 2k;
-Having a stealth mode and stealth that you can use online, yet having a f*cking radar that shows where everybody is(I'm not paying to have my blip off radar for only a f*cking minute);
-Cops and NPC thugs have aimbot when they are chasing you in any kind of vehicle;
-You can sell cars to make a quick buck in online which is a great feature, but why we don't have that for single player??
-Cars having different price tags in online mode and single player mode;
-Wider variety of cars can bought in the online websites but no in Single Player;
-Needing to be atleast level 100 to buy a Dubsta 6x6 but only needing to be a level 75 to but a Rhino;
-Having a explorable and somewhat useable cargo bay for the cargobob and the titan, yet making the doors to acess them permenently shut, thus rendering the Titan useless(which is something that you can easily program to function properly with modding);

But worst of all:
-Giving us updates/DLC that are only concerns the multiplayer, single player could do with some content too, R*!!!

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#155

Posted 26 June 2014 - 08:45 PM

That cops, FIB, and NOOSE vehicles have infinite mass and are capable of stopping a Phantom at full speed.
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#156

Posted 26 June 2014 - 08:53 PM

Killing someone and stealing their car to receive

 

"You f*cked with the wrong people! I'm gonna have you smoked!" Then a 9000$ with every level 60 in the game after you because they can't do jobs that arent rooftop rumble, but cant host it either

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#157

Posted 26 June 2014 - 09:10 PM

The whole online structure in general it's so fun. And it's a borefest

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#158

Posted 26 June 2014 - 09:48 PM

(Good idea in theory, but just doesn't work. Like Obamacare)

made this apart of my signature

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#159

Posted 27 June 2014 - 03:12 AM

GTA:O logic

 

- Mission called Rooftop Rumble doesn't take place on a rooftop.

 

- Mission called High Priority Case (which could actually be called Rooftop Rumble) expects lvl 25 players to either have a chopper, or climb a ladder only 

  to get shot to death on the way up. There are no extra lives and the mission only pays about $3k to $5k.

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#160

Posted 27 June 2014 - 04:30 AM

I can buy suit outfit with a suit vest and a regular long tie but I cant put on a suit jacket suit vest and long tie

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#161

Posted 27 June 2014 - 04:32 AM

a mask costs about as much as an expensive car part

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#162

Posted 27 June 2014 - 04:33 AM

GTA:O logic
 
- Mission called Rooftop Rumble doesn't take place on a rooftop.
 
- Mission called High Priority Case (which could actually be called Rooftop Rumble) expects lvl 25 players to either have a chopper, or climb a ladder only 
  to get shot to death on the way up. There are no extra lives and the mission only pays about $3k to $5k.


Oh but a level 25 can pick up a chopper that comes with no weapons at the pier and fly into that death trap easily.

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#163

Posted 27 June 2014 - 06:14 AM Edited by EKGene, 27 June 2014 - 06:15 AM.

Not sure about the relative physical size of the snacks, but I can carry 77 P's & Q's, but only five Meteorites?!

 

Also, where the hell are all these P's & Q's coming from?  I'm certainly not purchasing them from convenience stores.

 

Still makes me chuckle how soda and candy can heal even bullet wounds.  Just like real life, right?

 

Wait, that's not right.


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#164

Posted 27 June 2014 - 06:24 AM

You enter a store: the guy only has 5 Ps&Q's and 5 Meteorites on stock.

 

Girls can't wear a necklace and earings at the same time.

 

Guys can't wear a jacket with the normal vests.

 

FIB Grangers are as fast as an Adder.

 

Jumping and landing with the face without using the hands.

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#165

Posted 27 June 2014 - 06:31 AM

Not sure about the relative physical size of the snacks, but I can carry 77 P's & Q's, but only five Meteorites?!
 
Also, where the hell are all these P's & Q's coming from?  I'm certainly not purchasing them from convenience stores.
 
Still makes me chuckle how soda and candy can heal even bullet wounds.  Just like real life, right?
 
Wait, that's not right.


Didn't know you could have that many, wow. As for where they're coming from, NPC enemies drop snacks along with their ammo and money.

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#166

Posted 27 June 2014 - 07:26 AM

Stealing a car, hitting a pedestrian, or getting too close to a cop without touching them is a crime that is punishable by DEATH!


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#167

Posted 27 June 2014 - 07:30 AM

Can't drink beer while driving or as a passenger.

Can't smoke MJ on the go.

It's a video game, and it's about crime, what's the big deal. I guess sober vehicular homicide is somehow better.
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#168

Posted 27 June 2014 - 09:03 AM Edited by KeeNer187, 27 June 2014 - 09:09 AM.

*Calls Merryweather for helicopter*  No problem, our pilot will bring it right to your current location.

 

*Calls Pegasus for personal helicopter*  Sorry, our magician is a bit of a troll and made it appear 2 miles from your current location LOL.

You need to order your heli when you are like two blocks away from the spawn location. I get it to work 95% of the time. That 5% though....


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#169

Posted 27 June 2014 - 09:10 AM

Respawning with the f*cking cops on you

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#170

Posted 30 June 2014 - 01:48 PM Edited by BatFerYou, 30 June 2014 - 01:50 PM.

 

 

 

The game is SERIOUSLY f*ckING FLAWED.
Anyone defending it is sucking *R cock.
This is the most pathetic kind of comment right here. Calls everyone a cocksucker just because they like a game for what it is, yet they play it for hours on end.

You should be more grateful for a service that has been completely free since release which you have been allowed to play with no restrictions.

 

 

I forgive you for being so stupid that you think paying money for a flawed product is acceptable practice.

 

Bonus points - you assumed I'm still playing GTA Online.  I'm not.  I'm waiting to see what updates bring, so far, it is more mediocrity.

 

Walk with the spirits. Let them guide you to a diet that opens your mind.

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#171

Posted 09 July 2014 - 01:39 AM

The "Low Detail" option on the map removing the handful of shops around the map (the things I'd actually like to see) and leaving the numerous blue mission markers that clutter everything and serve no purpose to me because I will never ever use them.

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#172

Posted 09 July 2014 - 02:37 AM

"Your apartment looks just like mines."
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#173

Posted 09 July 2014 - 03:21 AM Edited by NightProwler, 09 July 2014 - 03:22 AM.

They patch one glitch only to mess it up with an update,even though 90% of these things and content were in game before being removed for online purposes.

 

Wow, I should work for Rockstar's legal team. Even this comment gave me a headache. :blink:


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#174

Posted 09 July 2014 - 04:21 AM

- NPCs in missions getting shot with Heavy Sniper rounds in the neck fall down and say "oh!" and "ow!"
- My character cannot wear a necklace with bangles & such
- Connection Error -> gets kicked back to SP
- FREEZING
- NPCs will freak out and can do Mach 10 in a station wagon
- All houses & apartments have the same layouts
- Bald Glitch (since Beach Bum)
- New Missions = very creative BUT TERRIBLE payouts
- NPCs are inconsistent 98% of the time
- Jets are not punished for destroying PVs.
- Jets are overpowered with explosive damage
- NO anti-aircraft weapons that lock on
- (firing range.. I should make a thread about that)
- No. Heists. It has been 10 months. Not even a peep from R* about heists or the delay.

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#175

Posted 09 July 2014 - 04:26 AM

- No. Heists. It has been 10 months. Not even a peep from R* about heists or the delay.

 

You have to stay tuned for more info about Heist.

 

Stay tuned for the info only. Not the actual Heist.

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#176

Posted 09 July 2014 - 04:37 AM

NPC cars being able to push my fully armored car out of the way from dead stop, but I can't even budge theirs.

 

Your Kevlar armor weighs about a third as much as steel and is actually lighter than Carbon Fiber.

 

 Why do people assume armor means 3" Iron plates welded on the sides?   


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#177

Posted 09 July 2014 - 04:47 AM

npc's making u turns and cutting you off.

or npc's pulling hit and runs on you (i had it happen tonight, i got ran down).


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#178

Posted 09 July 2014 - 04:52 AM

* Fixed an issue where players were having fun

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#179

Posted 09 July 2014 - 05:26 AM Edited by Sky_Light12, 09 July 2014 - 05:29 AM.

repair a heavily damaged pure gold infernus for $400

lame a55 jazz horn for $50.000

 

doing mission , then poof a enemy spawn behind me & shot me in a55

 

car chases during mission ? easy to dodge

boat gunfight with endless enemy boat & helis ? you got f*cked

 

buy RPG with platinum tint

it cost $64.000 for firework launcher

 

own firework launcher with description mentions '' ooh '' and '' ahh ''

fire it in air in-front people , they runaway & screams and cops come at ur a55

 

can auto-aim players in vehicle

cannot auto-aim enemies in vehicle

 

successfully implement in-game money transaction

instead in return buffs enemies & cops , nerf vehicle & weapon , make items expensive , delay heist and patch missions

 

a DLC mission unlocked lv 20

infinite spawning enemies as if they were only suitable for lv 70 to above and low payouts

 

managed to obtain merryweather mesa

cannot stored and doesn't added at sale

 

has military grade vehicles website that can even sells tank to civilians , terrorist , rebel or even a rich guy

can't even sell fighter jets

 

a non-troll glitch that fling your vehicle high in air

instead patched it even harmless

 

can eat snacks , smoke , drink soda & alcohols

doesn't even feel hungry after 8 months since release at 1 october

 

u come out LSC while at same time someone chased by police

police bumps to u . '' you motherf*cka for scrachin my bumper ''

 

managed to get out of cops's sight

then poof , another cops appear in front of u

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#180

Posted 09 July 2014 - 05:31 AM

leaving online just to start an invite only session 





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