Quantcast

Jump to content

» «
Photo

The Worst Of Rockstar Logic

1,837 replies to this topic
MG Fall
  • MG Fall

    MGF 1/3

  • Members
  • Joined: 30 Jul 2015
  • United-States

#1531

Posted 10 April 2017 - 11:30 PM

1. Players grind races over and over to unlock transmission, engine, turbo, and other upgrades because they won't unlock without them.

2. Recently, added you be a certain level to unlock the upgrades previously required to be raced for. Some say I am petty for it, but pay respect to those who laid down time to play rockstar's stupid little shenanigans and unlock the damn things. Now they're just handed over easily to some chumps.

Atleast that isn't as stupid as being able to buy a RPG AT LEVEL 1! I worked my ass off to get the original RPG, now some random chump with the money can by a HOMING LAUNCHER

I feel you.
I'm so glad this thread popped up, because earlier today I was getting ready to make a new video, and I decided to change to my crew shirt, red, so it could fit the theme.
Oh no, when I scroll over my shirt, apparently you can't wear your crew shirt with a biker vest. What kind of dimwit nonsense is that? But you could wear almost every other shirt in the T shirt section that are the same make as it with the damn vest.

Not only is that bullsh*t, the whole "This is not compatible with your outfit" is also.
  • hugh750, ten-a-penny and TKDSnovelist like this

Pedinhuh
  • Pedinhuh

    Get down on it!

  • Members
  • Joined: 10 Jun 2014
  • Brazil

#1532

Posted 11 April 2017 - 12:28 PM

Tap X to run third person.
Press down twice to bring up extended map.
So far, so good right?

Until you remember that to trigger the recording for editor, you need to press down and x at the same time.

The result? Too many videos of random times when I was on the run from players or NPCs sitting unused in the editor, because of R* retarded button mapping.
  • ten-a-penny, DevilDaRebel, Maibatsu545 and 4 others like this

MG Fall
  • MG Fall

    MGF 1/3

  • Members
  • Joined: 30 Jul 2015
  • United-States

#1533

Posted 11 April 2017 - 01:55 PM

Tap X to run third person.
Press down twice to bring up extended map.
So far, so good right?

Until you remember that to trigger the recording for editor, you need to press down and x at the same time.

The result? Too many videos of random times when I was on the run from players or NPCs sitting unused in the editor, because of R* retarded button mapping.


Right, that mapping is pretty ridiculous.

EkaSwede
  • EkaSwede

    PC Player

  • Members
  • Joined: 24 Nov 2015
  • Sweden

#1534

Posted 08 May 2017 - 09:53 AM

You can smoke with your helmet's visor down.

 

But you can't smoke when your helmet's visor is up.

  • The real coast guard, ten-a-penny, hei3enberg and 8 others like this

Prince_Polaris
  • Prince_Polaris

    Where did I park my Tornado?

  • Members
  • Joined: 01 Apr 2017
  • United-States
  • Next DLC Thread Page 3000 Winner

#1535

Posted 08 May 2017 - 04:02 PM

The game can't spawn my personal car within sight of me, but almost everything else can.  Wonderful...

  • ten-a-penny, mareepx, Suzuki Azure Vulpine and 3 others like this

Gipsy DanGer
  • Gipsy DanGer

    Rat

  • Members
  • Joined: 06 May 2017
  • United-States

#1536

Posted 09 May 2017 - 01:18 AM

not being able to replay missions..

 

use to be able to, but ppl was getting alot of money out of it. so they took it out.


Liquid Snake 245
  • Liquid Snake 245

    The man with the same codename as you

  • Members
  • Joined: 13 Apr 2017
  • United-Kingdom

#1537

Posted 09 May 2017 - 03:44 AM

 

not being able to replay missions..

 

use to be able to, but ppl was getting alot of money out of it. so they took it out.

 

 

yeah, R*, how dare people make money in a game about making money

  • ten-a-penny, DevilDaRebel, Blackhailer and 1 other like this

Pedinhuh
  • Pedinhuh

    Get down on it!

  • Members
  • Joined: 10 Jun 2014
  • Brazil

#1538

Posted 09 May 2017 - 12:51 PM Edited by Pedinhuh, 09 May 2017 - 12:52 PM.

Hydra:
-Fastest vehicle to go from A to B;
-Unlimited ammo;
-Explosive rounds don't need to recharge;
-Can survive one explosion(except from grenades, stick bombs and rpgs);
-Cost: 3 million;
-No cooldown.

Ruiner 2000:
-Any sport car is faster;
-8 missiles only, machine guns does poor damage and its a bitch to aim;
-No explosive rounds, obviously;
-Any explosion blows it up;
-Cost: 5 million(I paid 3.4m but thats besides point);
-5 minutes cooldown.


Guess which one you can use in missions????
  • ten-a-penny, hei3enberg, Shadowfennekin and 9 others like this

Sky_Light12
  • Sky_Light12

    insane troll, the troll prodigy

  • Members
  • Joined: 22 Nov 2013
  • Indonesia

#1539

Posted 19 May 2017 - 10:40 AM

K0jIDJO.jpg

Camper van , news van and speedos ? no problem

normal burritos ? can't be stored without a good reason

 

4vDtGQF.jpg

am i really have to break the windshield just to gain access when the door in the back clearly open and obviously enough space to get in between-the seat

  • Rented, ten-a-penny, hei3enberg and 4 others like this

EkaSwede
  • EkaSwede

    PC Player

  • Members
  • Joined: 24 Nov 2015
  • Sweden

#1540

Posted 19 May 2017 - 12:05 PM

^

Also, I love how the AMBULANCE copter is called POLICE Maverick.

  • ten-a-penny, Sky_Light12 and Pedinhuh like this

Gipsy DanGer
  • Gipsy DanGer

    Rat

  • Members
  • Joined: 06 May 2017
  • United-States

#1541

Posted 19 May 2017 - 01:23 PM

Hydra:
-Fastest vehicle to go from A to B;
-Unlimited ammo;
-Explosive rounds don't need to recharge;
-Can survive one explosion(except from grenades, stick bombs and rpgs);
-Cost: 3 million;
-No cooldown.

Ruiner 2000:
-Any sport car is faster;
-8 missiles only, machine guns does poor damage and its a bitch to aim;
-No explosive rounds, obviously;
-Any explosion blows it up;
-Cost: 5 million(I paid 3.4m but thats besides point);
-5 minutes cooldown.


Guess which one you can use in missions????

 

 

its only a 5 min cool down to call it to you, you can just drive back to the wearhouse to get it


Pedinhuh
  • Pedinhuh

    Get down on it!

  • Members
  • Joined: 10 Jun 2014
  • Brazil

#1542

Posted 19 May 2017 - 02:00 PM

Hydra:
-Fastest vehicle to go from A to B;
-Unlimited ammo;
-Explosive rounds don't need to recharge;
-Can survive one explosion(except from grenades, stick bombs and rpgs);
-Cost: 3 million;
-No cooldown.

Ruiner 2000:
-Any sport car is faster;
-8 missiles only, machine guns does poor damage and its a bitch to aim;
-No explosive rounds, obviously;
-Any explosion blows it up;
-Cost: 5 million(I paid 3.4m but thats besides point);
-5 minutes cooldown.


Guess which one you can use in missions????

 
 
its only a 5 min cool down to call it to you, you can just drive back to the wearhouse to get it

Yeah, that's great when I get my R2K totaled and in a hurry if I'm doing Headhunter or any other forms of job in Paleto Bay.

Or when I need to take out a jet griefer and I can't use passive mode because I'm doing a VIP job.

BlackMilk
  • BlackMilk

    A Forgettable Killer

  • Members
  • Joined: 02 May 2008
  • Netherlands
  • Contribution Award [GTA Online]

#1543

Posted 19 May 2017 - 07:28 PM

We're not able to buy large underground garages outside of LS? Right. Because when you have dozens or hundreds of millions of dollars (or even billions) you still can't afford to have ridiculous things built and officials bribed.

 

I'd be more than willing to put down over a million in-game just to add a ten car garage to any house in Paleto Bay. Or preferably ANY property anywhere on the map.

 

Suppose the logic here is that Rockstar probably wants to encourage interaction by getting as many people in the city as often and for as long as possible. But maybe one day they'll give us that freedom to do whatever we like with our money.

  • J-Scott-D likes this

spukin
  • spukin

    Punk-ass Bitch

  • Members
  • Joined: 01 Feb 2015
  • Poland

#1544

Posted 19 May 2017 - 10:46 PM

 

Tap X to run third person.
Press down twice to bring up extended map.
So far, so good right?

Until you remember that to trigger the recording for editor, you need to press down and x at the same time.

The result? Too many videos of random times when I was on the run from players or NPCs sitting unused in the editor, because of R* retarded button mapping.


Right, that mapping is pretty ridiculous.

 

Switch to standard fps2 end of problem


Pedinhuh
  • Pedinhuh

    Get down on it!

  • Members
  • Joined: 10 Jun 2014
  • Brazil

#1545

Posted 20 May 2017 - 01:58 AM

 

Tap X to run third person.
Press down twice to bring up extended map.
So far, so good right?

Until you remember that to trigger the recording for editor, you need to press down and x at the same time.

The result? Too many videos of random times when I was on the run from players or NPCs sitting unused in the editor, because of R* retarded button mapping.

Right, that mapping is pretty ridiculous.
 
Switch to standard fps2 end of problem

Read: THIRD PERSON.

Shadowfennekin
  • Shadowfennekin

    Proud Saints Row and Pokemon Fanboy

  • Members
  • Joined: 23 Oct 2013
  • United-States

#1546

Posted 20 May 2017 - 02:28 AM

 

Hydra:
-Fastest vehicle to go from A to B;
-Unlimited ammo;
-Explosive rounds don't need to recharge;
-Can survive one explosion(except from grenades, stick bombs and rpgs);
-Cost: 3 million;
-No cooldown.

Ruiner 2000:
-Any sport car is faster;
-8 missiles only, machine guns does poor damage and its a bitch to aim;
-No explosive rounds, obviously;
-Any explosion blows it up;
-Cost: 5 million(I paid 3.4m but thats besides point);
-5 minutes cooldown.


Guess which one you can use in missions????

 

 

its only a 5 min cool down to call it to you, you can just drive back to the wearhouse to get it

 

Oh sure, it gets a cooldown but the pussycraft doesm't

Seems fair.

Especially considering warehouses are locked to LS, not the upper part of the map.

 

If anything the jet should be the one with a cooldown. Pegasus vehicles have cooldowns for some events, they should for FR ALL the time.

  • Pedinhuh and Xiled like this

spukin
  • spukin

    Punk-ass Bitch

  • Members
  • Joined: 01 Feb 2015
  • Poland

#1547

Posted 20 May 2017 - 11:11 AM

 

 

 

Tap X to run third person.
Press down twice to bring up extended map.
So far, so good right?

Until you remember that to trigger the recording for editor, you need to press down and x at the same time.

The result? Too many videos of random times when I was on the run from players or NPCs sitting unused in the editor, because of R* retarded button mapping.

Right, that mapping is pretty ridiculous.
 
Switch to standard fps2 end of problem

Read: THIRD PERSON.

 

Yes whats the problem with it? R1 for run so u dont hit record by mistake


Pedinhuh
  • Pedinhuh

    Get down on it!

  • Members
  • Joined: 10 Jun 2014
  • Brazil

#1548

Posted 20 May 2017 - 01:43 PM

 

 

 

Tap X to run third person.
Press down twice to bring up extended map.
So far, so good right?

Until you remember that to trigger the recording for editor, you need to press down and x at the same time.

The result? Too many videos of random times when I was on the run from players or NPCs sitting unused in the editor, because of R* retarded button mapping.

Right, that mapping is pretty ridiculous.
 
Switch to standard fps2 end of problem
Read: THIRD PERSON.
 
Yes whats the problem with it? R1 for run so u dont hit record by mistake


...Oh, my bad.
Real shame we still need to tap the run button though
  • Arrows to Athens likes this

spukin
  • spukin

    Punk-ass Bitch

  • Members
  • Joined: 01 Feb 2015
  • Poland

#1549

Posted 20 May 2017 - 02:19 PM

Stil better than run on l3 or r3 like in many games i really hate that. And if u want u can also swap mapping of buttons in ps4 options


Jammsbro
  • Jammsbro

    Pogo 4 life

  • Members
  • Joined: 06 Dec 2014
  • Scotland

#1550

Posted 03 June 2017 - 04:39 PM

Rockstar give us a safe for $330k

The safe can hold 1 million.

Player then has to leave his other 20 million lying around the floor.
  • ten-a-penny, hei3enberg, Coleco and 1 other like this

Arrows to Athens
  • Arrows to Athens

    Kings and Thieves

  • Members
  • Joined: 12 Jan 2014
  • England

#1551

Posted 03 June 2017 - 10:11 PM Edited by Arrows to Athens, 03 June 2017 - 10:12 PM.

 

...Oh, my bad.
Real shame we still need to tap the run button though

 

In IV, you didn't need to rape the 'X' button in order to sprint. A big downgrade. I swear, this company must have been smoking some strong sh*t when making this game.


Picklez
  • Picklez

    There's always wood to chop.

  • Members
  • Joined: 05 Feb 2017
  • United-States

#1552

Posted 04 June 2017 - 02:18 AM

When you get the cargo sale mission where you have to fly a Titan low to the ground to avoid radar detection.

 

Uh yeah ok I guess. Nobody will notice a big ass cargo plane flying 10 feet above their houses right?


Pedinhuh
  • Pedinhuh

    Get down on it!

  • Members
  • Joined: 10 Jun 2014
  • Brazil

#1553

Posted 04 June 2017 - 02:50 AM

When you get the cargo sale mission where you have to fly a Titan low to the ground to avoid radar detection.
 
Uh yeah ok I guess. Nobody will notice a big ass cargo plane flying 10 feet above their houses right?


Not only that but, when you're flying a airplane in real life and you want to not be tracked, you just turn off the transponder(though such procedure is illegal as it can result in accidents [and it did once in Brazil] smugglers usually don't care about it), no need to take such a high risk flying and drawing attention.
  • hei3enberg likes this

CaptSpalding
  • CaptSpalding

    Capt Spalding

  • Members
  • Joined: 14 Oct 2013
  • None

#1554

Posted 04 June 2017 - 05:24 AM

Logic + Rockstar mutually exclusive.

whywontyoulisten
  • whywontyoulisten

    Adapt or die

  • Members
  • Joined: 22 Jun 2015
  • United-Kingdom
  • Helpfulness Award

#1555

Posted 04 June 2017 - 09:26 AM Edited by whywontyoulisten, 04 June 2017 - 09:26 AM.

 

When you get the cargo sale mission where you have to fly a Titan low to the ground to avoid radar detection.
 
Uh yeah ok I guess. Nobody will notice a big ass cargo plane flying 10 feet above their houses right?


Not only that but, when you're flying a airplane in real life and you want to not be tracked, you just turn off the transponder(though such procedure is illegal as it can result in accidents [and it did once in Brazil] smugglers usually don't care about it), no need to take such a high risk flying and drawing attention.

 

Turning off your transponder will only hide you from secondary radar (which technically isn't radar at all); primary radar will still detect your "blip" unless blocked by terrain or ground objects, hence "fly low to avoid detection".


Sky_Light12
  • Sky_Light12

    insane troll, the troll prodigy

  • Members
  • Joined: 22 Nov 2013
  • Indonesia

#1556

Posted 07 June 2017 - 04:35 AM

  • RedDagger, ten-a-penny, N R G and 3 others like this

PwnageSoldier
  • PwnageSoldier

    Commander of Wolf Operations

  • Members
  • Joined: 09 Mar 2016
  • Canada

#1557

Posted 07 June 2017 - 06:13 AM

>explodes 6 sticky bombs, fires 3 rpgs, and blows up a car, nobody notices it
>fire one bullet from a silenced pistol and everyone hears it

This game is almost as bad as the chickens from Skyrim.
  • ten-a-penny and hyperar like this

Happy Hunter
  • Happy Hunter

    Oft-requested

  • Members
  • Joined: 17 Dec 2016
  • None
  • Governor of San Andreas 2017
    Ban Roulette Winner 2016

#1558

Posted 07 June 2017 - 06:18 AM

*Shows off airbase*

 

Shows no aircraft.

 

*Shows off gunrunning update*

 

Shows no new guns.

  • Hazzardtohimself, hei3enberg, Sky_Light12 and 7 others like this

Sky_Light12
  • Sky_Light12

    insane troll, the troll prodigy

  • Members
  • Joined: 22 Nov 2013
  • Indonesia

#1559

Posted 07 June 2017 - 06:35 AM

 

>explodes 6 sticky bombs, fires 3 rpgs, and blows up a car, nobody notices it
>fire one bullet from a silenced pistol and everyone hears it

This game is almost as bad as the chickens from Skyrim.

 

that's not getting into the fact in stealth resupply , killed one of security guard and the gun dropped from said guard discharges , the other three guard must be crazy http://tvtropes.org/...ardsMustBeCrazy

i had the short clip of it


BlackMilk
  • BlackMilk

    A Forgettable Killer

  • Members
  • Joined: 02 May 2008
  • Netherlands
  • Contribution Award [GTA Online]

#1560

Posted 07 June 2017 - 06:38 AM

*Shows off airbase*

 

Shows no aircraft.

 

*Shows off gunrunning update*

 

Shows no new guns.

Are they not allowed to keep some things back as a surprise? Do you HAVE to know about every single thing the update will bring instead of just seeing what's new on the day it's added to the game?

  • PwnageSoldier likes this




1 user(s) are reading this topic

0 members, 1 guests, 0 anonymous users