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Posted 01 June 2014 - 03:20 PM

We all know Rockstar have pretty daft logic, but what do YOU think the worst is?
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Posted 01 June 2014 - 03:23 PM

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All jobs on the minimap.
Cops.
Can't store cop cars.
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Posted 01 June 2014 - 03:29 PM

cops.

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Posted 01 June 2014 - 03:41 PM Edited by Zorvaine, 16 July 2014 - 08:23 PM.

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- Promotes Reveal Players on the Newswire about the Capture Update. During the Rockstar livestream later, absolutely everyone uses it all the time, and the Rockstar dev's complain how the match is going nowhere how everyone's camping.

 

- Posts new verified job images of races with a variety of different cars in their class. If you check the leaderboards of the new Off-Road race, the first 20 pages are stacked with Sanchezes until you find the first vehicle on page 20+. (Sanchez doesn't belong in the Off-Road Car class, it's too overpowered and is a motorcycle)

 

- They post about how they dislike hackers, modders and anyone else abusing the game and spreading the chaos. They promote Domislive with multiple shoutouts. He is a GTA youtuber with a large fan-base who releases daily videos on how to exploit. Example: How to use weapons in garages to kill people. 

 

- They release DLC's and post constant ongoing events and news about GTA while completely ignoring the fact that we've all been having console freezes. It's been over 2 months and they still haven't fixed it. Honestly, at this point I'd rather have the freezing to end before any DLC. They need to fix what we already have before releasing anything new.

 

- Loading screen ad about LS Customs. Marking ''Chrome is class''. They don't understand the fact that kids do not understand sarcasm. 

 

- Loading screen ad about having a headset and being heard. The irony is that they removed the ''Toggle Mute'' option in the lobby screen so when we're in a lobby waiting for a match to start and some squeeker, sh!t talker or someone who plays loud music or screeching comes in, all we can do is either bare it or leave since we can't mute him.

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Posted 01 June 2014 - 03:45 PM

- Promotes Reveal Players on the Newswire about the Capture Update. During the Rockstar livestream later, absolutely everyone uses it all the time, and the Rockstar dev's complain how the match is going nowhere how everyone's camping.

 

- Posts new verified job images of races with a variety of different cars in their class. If you check the leaderboards of the new Off-Road race, the first 20 pages are stacked with Sanchezes until you find the first vehicle on page 20+. (Sanchez doesn't belong in the Off-Road Car class, it's too overpowered)

 

- They post about how they dislike hackers, modders and anyone else abusing the game and spreading the chaos. They promote Domislive with multiple shoutouts. He is a GTA youtuber with a large fan-base who releases daily videos on how to exploit. Example: How to use weapons in garages and kill people. 

 

- They release DLC's and post constant ongoing events and news about GTA while completely ignoring the fact that we've all been having console freezes. It's been over 2 months and they still haven't fixed it. Honestly, at this point I'd rather have the freezing to end before any DLC. They need to fix what we already have before releasing anything new.

 

- We ask them to add Forced Weapon options to the Capture Creator. They later do it but they added it as a non-mandatory setting. Meaning that if there's a capture which would only work if people were restricted from using explosives and someone beside the creator would host it, he would have to switch the options each time he hosted it. They need to make Forced Weapons ONLY because random's who host will set it to owned and then the match will be a complete disaster resulting in dislikes and people quitting.

 

- Loading screen ad about LS Customs. Marking ''Chrome is class''. They don't understand the fact that kids do not understand sarcasm. 

 

- Loading screen ad about having a headset and being heard. The irony is that they removed the ''Toggle Mute'' option in the lobby screen so when we're in a lobby waiting for a match to start and some squeeker, sh!t talker or someone who plays loud music or screeching comes in, all we can do is either bare it or leave since we can't mute him.

 

about the muting though; in the same menu as before, open gamer card, mute squeaker/racist f*ck/loud blaring cockstep tune. hope this helps.

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Posted 01 June 2014 - 03:48 PM

Recently one that's really bugged me is the psycho red marking. I killed people 4 days ago and I'm still red.
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Posted 01 June 2014 - 03:51 PM

Nice boots. Nice fitted jeans. Can't wear them together. Meanwhile, cars that beat red lights speed up and crash into you with the force of a moving train.

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Posted 01 June 2014 - 03:51 PM

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Posted 01 June 2014 - 03:58 PM Edited by Two gun, 01 June 2014 - 03:59 PM.

- Promotes Reveal Players on the Newswire about the Capture Update. During the Rockstar livestream later, absolutely everyone uses it all the time, and the Rockstar dev's complain how the match is going nowhere how everyone's camping.
 
- Posts new verified job images of races with a variety of different cars in their class. If you check the leaderboards of the new Off-Road race, the first 20 pages are stacked with Sanchezes until you find the first vehicle on page 20+. (Sanchez doesn't belong in the Off-Road Car class, it's too overpowered)
 
- They post about how they dislike hackers, modders and anyone else abusing the game and spreading the chaos. They promote Domislive with multiple shoutouts. He is a GTA youtuber with a large fan-base who releases daily videos on how to exploit. Example: How to use weapons in garages and kill people. 
 
- They release DLC's and post constant ongoing events and news about GTA while completely ignoring the fact that we've all been having console freezes. It's been over 2 months and they still haven't fixed it. Honestly, at this point I'd rather have the freezing to end before any DLC. They need to fix what we already have before releasing anything new.
 
- We ask them to add Forced Weapon options to the Capture Creator. They later do it but they added it as a non-mandatory setting. Meaning that if there's a capture which would only work if people were restricted from using explosives and someone beside the creator would host it, he would have to switch the options each time he hosted it. They need to make Forced Weapons ONLY because random's who host will set it to owned and then the match will be a complete disaster resulting in dislikes and people quitting.
 
- Loading screen ad about LS Customs. Marking ''Chrome is class''. They don't understand the fact that kids do not understand sarcasm. 
 
- Loading screen ad about having a headset and being heard. The irony is that they removed the ''Toggle Mute'' option in the lobby screen so when we're in a lobby waiting for a match to start and some squeeker, sh!t talker or someone who plays loud music or screeching comes in, all we can do is either bare it or leave since we can't mute him.

clear your cache . No more freeing. I hate it when kids blame rock star for their Crappy experience .

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Posted 01 June 2014 - 04:01 PM

Uhm, In online when you use your phone you dont see your character holding it, while that happens in single-player.

Anyone know the reason as to why this is the case?

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Posted 01 June 2014 - 04:02 PM

Uhm, In online when you use your phone you dont see your character holding it, while that happens in single-player.
Anyone know the reason as to why this is the case?


This bothers me so much.
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Posted 01 June 2014 - 04:04 PM

Uhm, In online when you use your phone you dont see your character holding it, while that happens in single-player.
Anyone know the reason as to why this is the case?

This bothers me so much.

You do when you're taking photos which is silly, why not the other way too?!
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Posted 01 June 2014 - 04:06 PM

I know right..its not hard to implement, yet R* doesnt care.


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Posted 01 June 2014 - 04:08 PM

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*Calls Merryweather for helicopter*  No problem, our pilot will bring it right to your current location.

 

*Calls Pegasus for personal helicopter*  Sorry, our magician is a bit of a troll and made it appear 2 miles from your current location LOL.

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Posted 01 June 2014 - 04:08 PM

 

clear your cache . No more freeing. I hate it when kids blame rock star for their Crappy experience .

 

 

I've cleared my cache 3 times so far, as did others. It doesn't work for everyone. Your immature comment was completely unnecessary which made you look like a kid. 

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Posted 01 June 2014 - 04:12 PM

Rockstar makes a game in which you can rob stores, murder people, hire hookers, use drugs, and go on tank rampages killing hundreds on innocents, but I can't take a simple picture of my car.

GG Rockstar

It's not like I'm 17 years old and legally purchased the game with my own money or anything.
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Posted 01 June 2014 - 04:14 PM

NPC cars being able to push my fully armored car out of the way from dead stop, but I can't even budge theirs.

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Posted 01 June 2014 - 04:15 PM

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In a game called Grand Theft Auto, you have to buy everything

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Posted 01 June 2014 - 04:16 PM

Rockstar makes a game in which you can rob stores, murder people, hire hookers, use drugs, and go on tank rampages killing hundreds on innocents, but I can't take a simple picture of my car.

GG Rockstar

It's not like I'm 17 years old and legally purchased the game with my own money or anything.

You'll get to in a few more months at least. Maybe if you could change your age in social club.


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Posted 01 June 2014 - 04:19 PM

Rockstar makes a game in which you can rob stores, murder people, hire hookers, use drugs, and go on tank rampages killing hundreds on innocents, but I can't take a simple picture of my car.
GG Rockstar
It's not like I'm 17 years old and legally purchased the game with my own money or anything.

You'll get to in a few more months at least. Maybe if you could change your age in social club.

My age is 25 on SC and my birthday is next april. I'll be playing XBone by then, lol.

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Posted 01 June 2014 - 04:21 PM

 

 

Rockstar makes a game in which you can rob stores, murder people, hire hookers, use drugs, and go on tank rampages killing hundreds on innocents, but I can't take a simple picture of my car.
GG Rockstar
It's not like I'm 17 years old and legally purchased the game with my own money or anything.

You'll get to in a few more months at least. Maybe if you could change your age in social club.

My age is 25 on SC and my birthday is next april. I'll be playing XBone by then, lol.

 

you always put a fake birthday for everything...what noobs

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Posted 01 June 2014 - 04:23 PM

Rockstar makes a game in which you can rob stores, murder people, hire hookers, use drugs, and go on tank rampages killing hundreds on innocents, but I can't take a simple picture of my car.

GG Rockstar

It's not like I'm 17 years old and legally purchased the game with my own money or anything.

 

This.

 

 

Shooting one Cop= Three Stars. f*cken harsh  :miranda:

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Posted 01 June 2014 - 04:25 PM

In a game called Grand Theft Auto, you have to buy everything


And when you do steal, you get either punished, or can't store it.
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Posted 01 June 2014 - 04:26 PM

Rockstar makes a game in which you can rob stores, murder people, hire hookers, use drugs, and go on tank rampages killing hundreds on innocents, but I can't take a simple picture of my car.
GG Rockstar
It's not like I'm 17 years old and legally purchased the game with my own money or anything.

You'll get to in a few more months at least. Maybe if you could change your age in social club.

My age is 25 on SC and my birthday is next april. I'll be playing XBone by then, lol.
you always put a fake birthday for everything...what noobs

My mother made my account for me 5 years ago a day after we had internet for the first time in our lives.

I'm not getting into this subject again. The fact that they are restricting access to features of their game to customers who meet the age requirement of the ESRB and who purchased their game legally with their own money is wrong, and anyone who says otherwise is a troll.
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Posted 01 June 2014 - 04:28 PM

Catch up. Worst game feature ever.

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Posted 01 June 2014 - 04:30 PM

Logic: Doesn't let anyone under 18 use snapmatic. Lets them see titties.

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Posted 01 June 2014 - 04:33 PM

Nerfing payouts is the equivalent of removing FUN from your game.
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Posted 01 June 2014 - 04:40 PM

Contact Missions.

 

R* actually believed that strangers could get along and do the simpliest of missions without killing each other or just standing around doing nothing. God damn R* you cray, you cray.

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Posted 01 June 2014 - 04:44 PM

Mission Payouts. Doing a mission that usually takes at least 10 minutes nets you the same profit as doing a mission that takes less than 5.

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Posted 01 June 2014 - 04:48 PM

Bullets & rockets are expensive, but any c*nt can get a jet or tank with infinite ammo.

*spaz face*
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