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doctorpanda
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#61

Posted 25 May 2014 - 04:08 AM

This pizza... It isn't delivery

 

It's Digiorno.  

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#62

Posted 25 May 2014 - 04:18 AM Edited by Shade04rek, 25 May 2014 - 04:19 AM.

I got pro with the jet and now I shoot up the ants for fun at times, even though I know it is tank trolling tier, Its worse though because I cant even see their names, it is just big enough to let me know I'm on target..


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#63

Posted 25 May 2014 - 04:20 AM

I play a millionaire at parties...

 

also I've made it my mission to obliterate any white dot I see.


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#64

Posted 25 May 2014 - 04:27 AM

I kill people with my tank by picking it up with a cargobob and dropping it on them,


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#65

Posted 25 May 2014 - 04:31 AM Edited by mr toasterbutt, 25 May 2014 - 04:37 AM.

I change my girls clothes nearly every time I enter a new lobby or get back from completing a mission, or just changing clothes whenever a friend is about to invite me to his or her apartment. Constantly making waypoints to clothing stores.


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Posted 25 May 2014 - 04:54 AM

In this thread, we share our confessions about GTA Online. Do you secretly play as a female even though you're a male just for the attention? Are you in the anti cash card bandwagon and yet, you've purchased some yourself? Confess here!

 

As much as I hate jackholes with tanks, sweet Jesus in Heaven, there's something sweetly satisfying about logging into a public session with a bounty on your head and watching them scurry towards you only to backpedal when they're staring down the 120mm barrel.

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#67

Posted 25 May 2014 - 05:01 AM

I befriend people and then shoot them in the back because i like too.

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Posted 25 May 2014 - 05:29 AM Edited by Yura'ndGames, 25 May 2014 - 05:33 AM.

I named my female character Yura and made her look similar to Yura and put her in Yura's airport fashion. Official fiend.
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#69

Posted 25 May 2014 - 05:34 AM

I despise Bugattis however... I have a solid gold Adder with dollar sign rims in my garage just to impress stupid little kids on GTA.

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#70

Posted 25 May 2014 - 06:31 AM

I feel emotionally attached to my Cheetah because it's my first super and I won tons of races with it.

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#71

Posted 25 May 2014 - 06:35 AM

I spend all my money on cars in my second garage that I picked off the street.


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#72

Posted 25 May 2014 - 06:41 AM

I spend all my money on cars in my second garage that I picked off the street.

This

 

Exactly what I did. All supers in my 1st garage, dont even touch em.


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#73

Posted 25 May 2014 - 07:26 AM

If your personal vehicle ever gets destroyed at the impound or mors and it doesn't say who destroyed it… it was me ;)

I do this as well, I figure I'm doing them a service as, here is a confession, until a week ago I had no idea you could pay to release your vehicle from the impound. I've probably spent well over $100,000 on insurance claims due to this.


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Posted 25 May 2014 - 07:29 AM

I spend so much money on clothes. I also love dressing my character up. I can spend ages just picking out an outfit, I don't even know why.

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#75

Posted 25 May 2014 - 08:00 AM Edited by Zamekaan, 25 May 2014 - 08:00 AM.

sometimes i've listened Channel X :blink:


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Posted 25 May 2014 - 09:14 AM Edited by BlackMilk, 25 May 2014 - 09:15 AM.

I stopped at a red light.

sorry,I was pretty bored

Oooeeehh me too!

 

Sometimes, when nobody is nearby or looking, I'll try to obey the driving laws.

Then I get annoyed and frustrated at the weird lay-out of Los Santos and cause some collisions.

 

I love the roads in my country.

 

-I tried to do this in GTA IV as well, but NPC's in traffic always considered you an obstacle so you couldn't be a part of regular traffic without getting scratches on your car! Multiple homicide usually followed.

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#77

Posted 25 May 2014 - 09:21 AM

l bought a Cash Card.


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#78

Posted 25 May 2014 - 09:36 AM

l bought a Cash Card.

You monster. How do you sleep at night?

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Posted 25 May 2014 - 09:36 AM Edited by Wombater_18, 25 May 2014 - 09:37 AM.

Once, at the LSC,I found a modded a Sabre GT and sold it. #putatrackerorloseit


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Posted 25 May 2014 - 03:48 PM Edited by Giovas-570-4, 25 May 2014 - 03:50 PM.

I had an Elegy, was my second car, got rid of it because i didn't like the fact that it was free and i couldn't sell it... but now, with the second property... i bought another one and fully modded it, but i want to get rid of it again...



I like to pick up other players personal vehicles with my Cargobob and drop them in the ocean.



I love killing low levels in creative ways because they don't know what i'm about to do...



Sometimes i like being in the heat of a deatmach, but most of the times i'm far away from the area in a roof or at street level with my heavy sniper, i became really good with the sniper by killing fat bitches running away from me, enemies in missions and shooting at the tyres of cars in the highway...
My secret is stay very cool... cool as ice, never freak out, never panic, concentrate... be focus...



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Posted 25 May 2014 - 05:15 PM

I killed a guy in RR thaf was talking on phone with his wife about the birth of his newborn child, then i blow his head off of his shoulders with the heavy sniper and heard the screams on the phone, grabbed the phone and said:

"The next one is you and your son... expect the unexpected..."

.....That's actually pretty c*nty, tbh. 


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#82

Posted 25 May 2014 - 05:25 PM

If I break a headlight or taillight, I will turn off my lights.

 

I must retain perfect symmetry!

THIS. God, I thought I was the only one, lol. 


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#83

Posted 25 May 2014 - 05:29 PM


I killed a guy in RR thaf was talking on phone with his wife about the birth of his newborn child, then i blow his head off of his shoulders with the heavy sniper and heard the screams on the phone, grabbed the phone and said:

"The next one is you and your son... expect the unexpected..."

.....That's actually pretty c*nty, tbh. 
what the f*ck?.... You need help victins

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Posted 25 May 2014 - 05:30 PM

I CargoBob impounded vehicles and drop them into the ocean. Unless it's a player I know isn't being a douche - then I'll just deliver it to them instead.


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#85

Posted 25 May 2014 - 06:57 PM

I bought a JB 700 and fully modded it. I then sold it 10 minutes later.

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#86

Posted 25 May 2014 - 07:14 PM

 

 

I killed a guy in RR thaf was talking on phone with his wife about the birth of his newborn child, then i blow his head off of his shoulders with the heavy sniper and heard the screams on the phone, grabbed the phone and said:

"The next one is you and your son... expect the unexpected..."

.....That's actually pretty c*nty, tbh. 
what the f*ck?.... You need help victins

 

 

 

 

I killed a guy in RR thaf was talking on phone with his wife about the birth of his newborn child, then i blow his head off of his shoulders with the heavy sniper and heard the screams on the phone, grabbed the phone and said:

"The next one is you and your son... expect the unexpected..."

.....That's actually pretty c*nty, tbh. 

 

 

The both of you cant be dumb enough to believe that....


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#87

Posted 25 May 2014 - 07:35 PM

I drive around at high speeds in my Entity trying to run people over. Oh and I have passive mode on. If someone tries to kill me I get out of the car as I become invulnerable and equip le trollface.


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Posted 25 May 2014 - 07:38 PM

Although I'm a 21st century kind of guy who believes women are equals and feels offended when a woman has to fend off unwanted attention from horny online gamers...

 

...whenever I hear a girl over the mic I find out where she is and drive around the vicinity, waiting for an opportunity to rescue her from something (griefer, cops etc) in the hopes she'll send me a friend request.

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#89

Posted 25 May 2014 - 07:42 PM

I love the Dinka Blista. I would rather have it than the Akuma, Sanchez or Thrust. I call it the blue berry, dress in a blue suit and drive around and kill people with the Gusenberg. If someone kills me I leave the session to kill more people in the Blue berry.


I check the crews in a session and kill the IGN, Brony, Weed, Cartel related and Gang related crew members.

If someone has face paint on I follow them and harass them, unless they're in a crew I know.


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Posted 25 May 2014 - 08:26 PM

Although I'm a 21st century kind of guy who believes women are equals and feels offended when a woman has to fend off unwanted attention from horny online gamers...
 
...whenever I hear a girl over the mic I find out where she is and drive around the vicinity, waiting for an opportunity to rescue her from something (griefer, cops etc) in the hopes she'll send me a friend request.

I love to troll people like these, I go on mic and use my best female voice to talk and in 5 minutes theres a guy honking at me to go in his car.
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