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McBean007
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#31

Posted 24 May 2014 - 09:33 PM

I ran over two 10 year olds

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#32

Posted 24 May 2014 - 09:43 PM

I ragequit if I'm killed 3 times in a row, without killing anyone myself.

 

I once threw my controller so hard, that I made black plastic stripes on my wall and broke the springs in the LT/RT buttons.

 

R.I.P


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Posted 24 May 2014 - 10:27 PM


I hate playing GTA O during night time

I didn't know you could throw your weapons until a couple of weeks ago. I took advantage of it and threw away all of them for fun. Next time I booted up Online, I had to re-buy ALL of them again.

I sometimes stare at my female character's "ass" for a long time, need help.

I once put two blocks of ice on my ps3 (one on top, the other at the bottom) and thought that it would stop the freezing issues.... :turn: (but it kinda worked since I only froze once during that session)

I rage quit when I get owned by some random in FM which is a shame since im the one who usually starts it sometimes.

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#34

Posted 24 May 2014 - 10:28 PM

I stopped at a red light.

sorry,I was pretty bored

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Posted 24 May 2014 - 10:36 PM

If the session I'm in has less than 9 people in it, I drive with the AI. I once drove a bus along the bus route for fun. I like to get a buzzard, wait for someone to go into a ammunation and shoot inside the doors. I drive my tank around low level players to make the high levels stay away. I Kamikaze the vestra into people when I get the chance. I love passive mode with jazz hands.


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#36

Posted 24 May 2014 - 10:47 PM

I have also never died on a Faggio.

I like the Zirconium Stratum more then the Zentorno.

I have a 15 baller mark 1's in my 2nd characters garage.


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#37

Posted 24 May 2014 - 10:52 PM

I steal cars with the cargobob and sink them. But now after 1.13 I have to pay for it now

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#38

Posted 24 May 2014 - 11:04 PM

I havent gliched, used a wall breach, sp to mp, money glitch, or anything else.

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#39

Posted 24 May 2014 - 11:08 PM

I do that too OP, it makes my character not look like it has alcohol syndrome.

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#40

Posted 24 May 2014 - 11:22 PM

I thought of another one.

 

I can't resist vehicles with multiple passengers.  They may all be low level, with pistols and no desire to kill, but a blip with a dot in it is like red rag to a bull.  If I get close to the car and see more than 2 names above it then I actively giggle at the thought of a drive-by sticky.


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#41

Posted 24 May 2014 - 11:27 PM

I do check out female characters and I say if I would nail them or not.


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#42

Posted 24 May 2014 - 11:37 PM

I get instantly nervous playing against others, and it makes me crap at things like Deathmatches. 


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Posted 24 May 2014 - 11:41 PM

I kill people whilst they are in LSC or any of the stores, or when they leave their garage.

 

I like to use the jet a little too much.

 

If I'm in a tank I'll go and blow up every car at the impound or MMI so the owners have to pay the insurance.

 

If someone annoys me I will not stop killing them until they leave the game.

 

I beep my horn at people and then gun them down as they run to get in.

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Posted 24 May 2014 - 11:55 PM

i can't leave (non)players who are AFK/Cs alone

if i find one first i use all my sticky bombs then grenades then RPGs 

then if they still just stand there i go for stealth kills with my hammer

and when i get bored of that then its headshots with my pistol


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#45

Posted 25 May 2014 - 12:13 AM

I came across a girl gamer recently, I acted like I didn't care but on the inside I was like "whoah!! a girl gamer" but I didn't really talk to her over mic, she sounded #r00d.

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Posted 25 May 2014 - 12:20 AM Edited by Happy_Killstick, 25 May 2014 - 12:21 AM.

I Sold my Massacro to get a Sadler T_T

 

I really don't want to talk in chat because it's exhausting.

 

I go into Passive Mode because i don't want to fight.

 

I got a name for myself that i want to share but i'm too embarassed to say it.

^ it's related to a certain aircraft  :/

 

I can't save money.

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#47

Posted 25 May 2014 - 12:30 AM

I Sold my Massacro to get a Sadler T_T
 
I really don't want to talk in chat because it's exhausting.
 
I go into Passive Mode because i don't want to fight.
 
I got a name for myself that i want to share but i'm too embarassed to say it.
^ it's related to a certain aircraft  :/
 
I can't save money.


Lol I don't like talking on the headset that much either .
I'm an ambivert, but sometimes I just have to tend to my introversion.

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I have another confession.

I spent 900k trying to figure out the perfect gold paint job.

As it actually looks shiny gold like a shiny gold watch.

I'm still determining if I want to keep it a secret .


Ohhh! I have another confession.

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#48

Posted 25 May 2014 - 12:33 AM

I ragequit if I'm killed 3 times in a row, without killing anyone myself.

 

I once threw my controller so hard, that I made black plastic stripes on my wall and broke the springs in the LT/RT buttons.

 

R.I.P

I threw my controller in a rage one night and it hit a picture with a glass frame. Needless to say I spent the next hour cleaning broken glass.

I also have black marks on my wall.

I have a controller graveyard consisting of about half a dozen broken controllers. $$$

I sit in my apartment and laugh my ass off as I send muggers at people as I watch on my tv.

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Posted 25 May 2014 - 12:39 AM

@Xavierr

 It's a text chat, and i've only mentioned it here now because i'm not sure any of them will read but if they do.

 

I'm talking for you my friends, not because i want to talk. and sometimes i just go on with it. 

 

Thats when the PM starts.

 

Spoiler


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#50

Posted 25 May 2014 - 12:46 AM

I like to drive my bus around and stop at the bus stops.

 

I'm... sorry...  :cry:

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#51

Posted 25 May 2014 - 12:50 AM

If I break a headlight or taillight, I will turn off my lights.

 

I must retain perfect symmetry!

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Posted 25 May 2014 - 12:52 AM

I like to drive my bus around and stop at the bus stops.

 

I'm... sorry...  :cry:

You too?

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#53

Posted 25 May 2014 - 01:02 AM

I can't pass a pay & spray if there's someone inside.  I have to wait for them and kill them.  Then I sticky their car and drive off.  I probably get the 2nd kill about 90% of the time.  I have no interest in what people think of this practice, as I enjoy it and that's why I do it.

 

I put down 3 stickies in a line leading from the LSC door, drive two blocks or so away and watch my map. I wait for the blip disappear from the map, then it reappears a second or so later and starts to blink and gently move forward (this indicates the period in which the player is invulnerable while leaving) and then stops.

 

Then...

 

C4_Detonator_BO.png

 

Works on player garages, too. 100% success rate.


 

-Snip-


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HERESY!


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#54

Posted 25 May 2014 - 01:54 AM

If I break a headlight or taillight, I will turn off my lights.
 
I must retain perfect symmetry!


Pretty much this. It's especially bad at night time when broken lights are very apparent.

My confessions:
-I read threads about heists just to laugh at people complaining about them
-I hate the Entity with a passion. I think it's horrid looking and most of the time complete jerks drive it.
-I enjoy killing people in FM and 75% of the time I'm the initiator of a fight.

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#55

Posted 25 May 2014 - 02:45 AM

my confession...

 

couple weeks ago i discovered a glitch while doing other glitch.

 

the one i discovered allowed me to drive my car out of my garage, completely invisible and invulnerable. in my tv it looks normal, the other players only see my blip move but there is nothing there. i racked a couple hundred kills with this glitch. 

 

have not being able to achieve this glitch since the patch.


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Posted 25 May 2014 - 03:24 AM

Blame the wrong people? Nah. I named the creator of the mission. He wasn't in QOTD. I knew that, we even discussed it when I was still in the crew, getting ready for that last round of FoS.
I didn't accuse QOTD of creating that mission. I simply mentioned they were playing it, and kicked me for not being too keen on that.
 
I don't consider "snitching" to the authorities wrong. Maybe if someone rapes and kills your family, you'll think calling the cops is "snitching" and "cowardly", too?


LOL so I am sure when you see some one texting/driving on the phone, speeding, "buzzed driving", cutting off traffic (to name a few)you pull over and call the police because the driver could kill someone. Glitching in a game is no where near rape, arson, or murder. yet I know you do not report people for the above and there is a good chance that you also take part in those law breaking and life threating actions. But let you report the glitchers because them are bad people taking avantage of a video game, and you can claim some moral high ground because you made a "stand". ROFL, certain things are worth reporting, some arent. Just dont do it off a high horse. Just saying
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#57

Posted 25 May 2014 - 03:25 AM

There was this girl back in my high school I had a massive crush on. Like a three year crush.

I tried my best to make my female character look like her


Haha....

Ha...

H

 

Heh heh......f*cking creep lol


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#58

Posted 25 May 2014 - 03:38 AM

Wow. TimothyParadox is very brave showing his face here again.

OT: I listen to Rebel Radio when in a vehicle or aircraft in Blaine County :p

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#59

Posted 25 May 2014 - 03:53 AM

I have a R* T-Shirt, and was able to convince three people that I was and "In game secret moderater" and that they had to leave the session.

They wouldn't stop being racist.

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Posted 25 May 2014 - 03:59 AM Edited by Pizza_Is_Emo, 25 May 2014 - 04:00 AM.

If your personal vehicle ever gets destroyed at the impound or mors and it doesnt say who desrtoyed it… it was me ;)





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