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Crixix
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#1

Posted 24 May 2014 - 03:23 PM Edited by Crixix, 24 May 2014 - 03:24 PM.

In this thread, we share our confessions about GTA Online. Do you secretly play as a female even though you're a male just for the attention? Are you in the anti cash card bandwagon and yet, you've purchased some yourself? Confess here!

I'll start it. I always wear make-up on my character. My character is a man. I wear bronze make-up because the default eyebrows look terrible and the lips look dead. With bronze make-up, the eyebrows are shapely and the lips have a healthy looking color. I'm a straight male by the way. Haha.
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Posted 24 May 2014 - 03:24 PM

I spend all my money on virtual hookers
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Posted 24 May 2014 - 03:25 PM

I gave a hooker the hammer after her services
Profit

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Posted 24 May 2014 - 03:30 PM

Straight male, have only female characters.

 

And I'm a massive hypocrite.

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Posted 24 May 2014 - 03:32 PM

I gave a hooker the hammer after her services
Profit

i do the samething except i give her bullets. :devil:


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Posted 24 May 2014 - 03:32 PM

I wear a mask because my character is too sexy.

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Posted 24 May 2014 - 03:34 PM

I spent 986 dollars on cash cards

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Posted 24 May 2014 - 03:35 PM

I spent 986 dollars on cash cards

 

Yeah we will totally believe that for sure.


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Posted 24 May 2014 - 03:39 PM

Also I wear guyliner because I'm a bad bitch.

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Posted 24 May 2014 - 03:43 PM Edited by BlackMilk, 24 May 2014 - 03:45 PM.

I've occasionally killed players nearby who probably were not much of a threat.

Problem doesn't seem that shocking to most people here, but despite my GTA V paranoia, I prefer to wait and see if someone is hostile before sending them to their graves.

 

They were usually not that high in rank either. Oh boy. We're all just passing down the pain, aren't we?

 

EDIT: Oh, wait. I only really play carefully (and, truth be told, cowardly) because of the K/D stat. Partially because I just like it to be positive/high, but also because I think that having a bad number will somehow affect my game experience. Sad me.

I'd have more fun if it was removed entirely. I do NOT need to keep track of my deaths.


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Posted 24 May 2014 - 03:43 PM

I don't think this thread will end well at all  9 out 10 will be trolls and one real post

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Posted 24 May 2014 - 03:52 PM

Straight male, have only female characters.

 

And I'm a massive hypocrite.

and a rockstar snitch who ends up blaming the wrong people because "reasons".


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Posted 24 May 2014 - 03:59 PM Edited by TimothyParadox, 24 May 2014 - 04:00 PM.

Blame the wrong people? Nah. I named the creator of the mission. He wasn't in QOTD. I knew that, we even discussed it when I was still in the crew, getting ready for that last round of FoS.

I didn't accuse QOTD of creating that mission. I simply mentioned they were playing it, and kicked me for not being too keen on that.

 

I don't consider "snitching" to the authorities wrong. Maybe if someone rapes and kills your family, you'll think calling the cops is "snitching" and "cowardly", too?


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Posted 24 May 2014 - 04:01 PM

I only kill people with minigun (as i need the orange camo for it)

I play as a female character but i'm male. I get shot less than male characters :)


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Posted 24 May 2014 - 04:02 PM

When someone in a tank kills me I masturbate furiously.

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Posted 24 May 2014 - 04:09 PM

I killed a guy in RR thaf was talking on phone with his wife about the birth of his newborn child, then i blow his head off of his shoulders with the heavy sniper and heard the screams on the phone, grabbed the phone and said:

"The next one is you and your son... expect the unexpected..."
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Posted 24 May 2014 - 04:11 PM Edited by StaticLW, 26 May 2014 - 09:15 PM.

Blame the wrong people? Nah. I named the creator of the mission. He wasn't in QOTD. I knew that, we even discussed it when I was still in the crew, getting ready for that last round of FoS.

I didn't accuse QOTD of creating that mission. I simply mentioned they were playing it, and kicked me for not being too keen on that.

 

I don't consider "snitching" to the authorities wrong. Maybe if someone rapes and kills your family, you'll think calling the cops is "snitching" and "cowardly", too?

Couldn't care less about that, just giving you a hard time.

 

Snitching = runnin your mouth about something for personal gain. What you described is reporting a crime. So was anything about that mission a crime?(here's where you reply that is was a glitched mission)And why exactly did you have to use my family as example? Did that mission rape and kill your family? I'm not sure I understand the comparing of the two, they're polar opposites, seeing how one is a real crime and the other is a game.

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Posted 24 May 2014 - 04:32 PM

There was this girl back in my high school I had a massive crush on. Like a three year crush.

I tried my best to make my female character look like her


Haha....

Ha...

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Posted 24 May 2014 - 08:05 PM

When someone in a tank kills me I masturbate furiously.


lmao

When someone kills me in a tank I go passive and take it off them lol

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Posted 24 May 2014 - 08:10 PM

I cry every time someone blows up my PV.


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Posted 24 May 2014 - 08:11 PM

When I buy a new vehicle I jerk off to the homeless.


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Posted 24 May 2014 - 08:18 PM

Blame the wrong people? Nah. I named the creator of the mission. He wasn't in QOTD. I knew that, we even discussed it when I was still in the crew, getting ready for that last round of FoS.

I didn't accuse QOTD of creating that mission. I simply mentioned they were playing it, and kicked me for not being too keen on that.

 

I don't consider "snitching" to the authorities wrong. Maybe if someone rapes and kills your family, you'll think calling the cops is "snitching" and "cowardly", too?

Wait a minute, did you REALLY just try to compare a mission in a video game to someone getting raped or murdered in real life?  

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Posted 24 May 2014 - 08:21 PM

My confession is that I sing in the shower, change into my power ranger jammies and go to bed before logging out.


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Posted 24 May 2014 - 08:35 PM

I've been enjoying this forum more than GTA lately.

I stalk the de-ranking threads for stifled laughs.

I actually prefer the mission music over the radio.

I sometimes don't eat for days while playing GTA.

I got too many to list here with comfort!

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Posted 24 May 2014 - 08:37 PM

I have to make a confession...

I J walked without looking both directions


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Posted 24 May 2014 - 08:47 PM

I can't pass a pay & spray if there's someone inside.  I have to wait for them and kill them.  Then I sticky their car and drive off.  I probably get the 2nd kill about 90% of the time.  I have no interest in what people think of this practice, as I enjoy it and that's why I do it.

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Posted 24 May 2014 - 08:49 PM

I am sorry to all the hikers as I pollute their trails with discarded parachutes, motorcycles and rpgs.

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Posted 24 May 2014 - 08:50 PM Edited by da_illest101, 24 May 2014 - 08:53 PM.

Modifying cars is the only thing that keeps me from quitting the game permanently. I got bored of the game modes somewhere in October. From time to time I do enjoy doing a few missions or races, but that never last long. 

 

I hate off road wheels on off road vehicules, I rather have a truck with big suv or sports rims


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Posted 24 May 2014 - 09:23 PM Edited by Bleegle, 24 May 2014 - 09:24 PM.

When someone destroys my pink Peyote I follow them on a BMX bike constantly ringing the bell in passive mode until they die. I then go over to their body and viciously masturbate to the scene while breathing heavily into my mic.

Forgive me father.

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Posted 24 May 2014 - 09:28 PM

Straight male, have only female characters.
 
And I'm a massive hypocrite.


And you snitched out, tried to blame a whole crew on a specific job they didn't even make, and so much more.
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