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Posted 18 May 2014 - 05:49 AM

Ok so I'm making a gta v real movie we will make a trailer first then the movie also this will be on xbox360 my gamer tag is EvanStr1ker i will post everything on my youtube channel RapidStrikerGaming this is real not a troll just saying so like gta forums doesn't  ban me this is real talk to me on xbox360 to hear about the storyline by the way i know i posted this before but know we need the 3 people to be in the bad gang that like does bank heist and stuff like that Bso I'm making a gta v real movie we will make a trailer first then the movie also this will be on xbox360 my gamer tag is EvanStr1ker i will post everything on my youtube channel RapidStrikerGaming this is real not a troll just saying so like gta forums doesn't  ban me this is real talk to me on xbox360 to hear about the storyline 

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 so I'm making a gta v real movie we will make a trailer first then the movie also this will be on xbox360 my gamer tag is EvanStr1ker i will post everything on my youtube channel RapidStrikerGaming this is real not a troll just saying so like gta forums doesn't  ban me this is real talk to me on xbox360 to hear about the storyline 

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 so I'm making a gta v real movie we will make a trailer first then the movie also this will be on xbox360 my gamer tag is EvanStr1ker i will post everything on my youtube channel RapidStrikerGaming this is real not a troll just saying so like gta forums doesn't  ban me this is real talk to me on xbox360 to hear about the storyline 

 

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Posted 18 May 2014 - 05:52 AM

Another one?

 

Lol, it's awesome how copy/paste this thread is...

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Posted 18 May 2014 - 05:53 AM

 

Ok so I'm making a gta v real movie we will make a trailer first then the movie also this will be on xbox360 my gamer tag is EvanStr1ker i will post everything on my youtube channel RapidStrikerGaming this is real not a troll just saying so like gta forums doesn't  ban me this is real talk to me on xbox360 to hear about the storyline by the way i know i posted this before but know we need the 3 people to be in the bad gang that like does bank heist and stuff like that Bso I'm making a gta v real movie we will make a trailer first then the movie also this will be on xbox360 my gamer tag is EvanStr1ker i will post everything on my youtube channel RapidStrikerGaming this is real not a troll just saying so like gta forums doesn't  ban me this is real talk to me on xbox360 to hear about the storyline 

 
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 so I'm making a gta v real movie we will make a trailer first then the movie also this will be on xbox360 my gamer tag is EvanStr1ker i will post everything on my youtube channel RapidStrikerGaming this is real not a troll just saying so like gta forums doesn't  ban me this is real talk to me on xbox360 to hear about the storyline 

 
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 so I'm making a gta v real movie we will make a trailer first then the movie also this will be on xbox360 my gamer tag is EvanStr1ker i will post everything on my youtube channel RapidStrikerGaming this is real not a troll just saying so like gta forums doesn't  ban me this is real talk to me on xbox360 to hear about the storyline 

 

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Another one?

 

Lol, it's awesome how copy/paste this thread is...

its the same movie btw


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Posted 18 May 2014 - 05:55 AM

Do you have the expressed written consent of Rockstar? If not you can and will be sued for everything you own, and everything your children will own.


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Posted 18 May 2014 - 05:59 AM

Do you have the expressed written consent of Rockstar? If not you can and will be sued for everything you own, and everything your children will own.

If it's not for profit then he's fine.

 

OP, give us a brief synopsis of what the movie will be about.

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Posted 18 May 2014 - 06:03 AM Edited by scubadave, 18 May 2014 - 06:04 AM.

FADE IN

EXT. VINEWOOD - DAY

OPTIMUS PRIME is rolling down Alta St. when he see a cement mixer truck.


 

OPTIMUS PRIME

Hmmm... That reminds me. I wonder if
Nikki is working right now.
(marks waypoint for Vanilla Unicorn)

 

OPTIMUS PRIME arrives, transforms and enters and sits railside.
 

NIKKI

Hi, there, Optimus.
(does her thing)


 

OPTIMUS PRIME

(throws down five stacks)
How about a private dance?

 

NIKKI smiles and nods, grabs OPTIMUS by his smoke stack and leads
him to the Private Room. OPTIMUS follows and brings a piston he
broke off of BUMBLEBEE.

NIKKI spots the four-foot piston and does a double take and has
a concerned, worried look on her face.

OPTIMUS breaks Fourth Wall, looks to camera and winks slyly.

FULLY NUDE COCKTAIL WAITRESS 1 walks by, spies the piston and says "Ouch."

BOUNCER fist bumps OPTIMUS.

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Posted 18 May 2014 - 06:03 AM

 

Do you have the expressed written consent of Rockstar? If not you can and will be sued for everything you own, and everything your children will own.

If it's not for profit then he's fine.

 

OP, give us a brief synopsis of what the movie will be about.

 

only if u want to do the movie i will tell u on xbox 


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Posted 18 May 2014 - 06:06 AM

 

Do you have the expressed written consent of Rockstar? If not you can and will be sued for everything you own, and everything your children will own.

If it's not for profit then he's fine.

 

OP, give us a brief synopsis of what the movie will be about.

 

Well then definitely, knowing that Rockstar might even promote it on their newswire like they do other things. Doesn't even have to be that good, half the stuff they put up sucks anyway :p


 

FADE IN

EXT. VINEWOOD - DAY

OPTIMUS PRIME is rolling down Alta St. when he see a cement mixer truck.


 

OPTIMUS PRIME

Hmmm... That reminds me. I wonder if
Nikki is working right now.
(marks waypoint for Vanilla Unicorn)

 

OPTIMUS PRIME arrives, transforms and enters and sits railside.
 

NIKKI

Hi, there, Optimus.
(does her thing)


 

OPTIMUS PRIME

(throws down five stacks)
How about a private dance?

 

NIKKI smiles and nods, grabs OPTIMUS by his smoke stack and leads
him to the Private Room. OPTIMUS follows and brings a piston he
broke off of BUMBLEBEE.

NIKKI spots the four-foot piston and does a double take and has
a concerned, worried look on her face.

OPTIMUS breaks Fourth Wall, looks to camera and winks slyly.

FULLY NUDE COCKTAIL WAITRESS 1 walks by, spies the piston and says "Ouch."

BOUNCER fist bumps OPTIMUS.

 

maxresdefault.jpg

 

Make it happen... NOW!

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Posted 18 May 2014 - 06:06 AM

 

-Le snip-

 

How the f*ck can I hate you after that...?
My insides hurt.

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Posted 18 May 2014 - 06:07 AM

Another one?

 

Lol, it's awesome how copy/paste this thread is...

 

 

Do you have the expressed written consent of Rockstar? If not you can and will be sued for everything you own, and everything your children will own.

If it's not for profit then he's fine.

 

OP, give us a brief synopsis of what the movie will be about.

 

 

scene one in post above.

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Posted 18 May 2014 - 06:08 AM

 

 

Do you have the expressed written consent of Rockstar? If not you can and will be sued for everything you own, and everything your children will own.

If it's not for profit then he's fine.

 

OP, give us a brief synopsis of what the movie will be about.

 

only if u want to do the movie i will tell u on xbox 

 

Well if the plot is bad then no one will want to do it. You have to give people a rough idea.


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Posted 18 May 2014 - 06:10 AM

 

 

 

Do you have the expressed written consent of Rockstar? If not you can and will be sued for everything you own, and everything your children will own.

If it's not for profit then he's fine.

 

OP, give us a brief synopsis of what the movie will be about.

 

only if u want to do the movie i will tell u on xbox 

 

Well if the plot is bad then no one will want to do it. You have to give people a rough idea.

 

This^^


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Posted 18 May 2014 - 06:18 AM

 

 

 

 

Do you have the expressed written consent of Rockstar? If not you can and will be sued for everything you own, and everything your children will own.

If it's not for profit then he's fine.

 

OP, give us a brief synopsis of what the movie will be about.

 

only if u want to do the movie i will tell u on xbox 

 

Well if the plot is bad then no one will want to do it. You have to give people a rough idea.

 

This^^

 

two 21 years old take a flight to los santos they start talking on the flight and have things in common then the plane goes down they survive 2 months later they  remember each other from the plane crash they talk about signing up to be in the police force they sign up as partners then they meet another guy and they all have a gang called the corporation standing in their way 


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Posted 18 May 2014 - 06:26 AM

 

 

Do you have the expressed written consent of Rockstar? If not you can and will be sued for everything you own, and everything your children will own.

If it's not for profit then he's fine.

 

OP, give us a brief synopsis of what the movie will be about.

 

Well then definitely, knowing that Rockstar might even promote it on their newswire like they do other things. Doesn't even have to be that good, half the stuff they put up sucks anyway :p


 

FADE IN

EXT. VINEWOOD - DAY

OPTIMUS PRIME is rolling down Alta St. when he see a cement mixer truck.


 

OPTIMUS PRIME

Hmmm... That reminds me. I wonder if
Nikki is working right now.
(marks waypoint for Vanilla Unicorn)

 

OPTIMUS PRIME arrives, transforms and enters and sits railside.
 

NIKKI

Hi, there, Optimus.
(does her thing)


 

OPTIMUS PRIME

(throws down five stacks)
How about a private dance?

 

NIKKI smiles and nods, grabs OPTIMUS by his smoke stack and leads
him to the Private Room. OPTIMUS follows and brings a piston he
broke off of BUMBLEBEE.

NIKKI spots the four-foot piston and does a double take and has
a concerned, worried look on her face.

OPTIMUS breaks Fourth Wall, looks to camera and winks slyly.

FULLY NUDE COCKTAIL WAITRESS 1 walks by, spies the piston and says "Ouch."

BOUNCER fist bumps OPTIMUS.

 

maxresdefault.jpg

 

Make it happen... NOW!

 

 

OKAY!!! Filming now! I'll send invites out to a private session. but we need to find somebody to play Nikki...

 

 

 

-Le snip-

 

How the f*ck can I hate you after that...?
My insides hurt.

 

 

...oh, found somebody!!!

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Posted 18 May 2014 - 06:28 AM

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Posted 18 May 2014 - 06:29 AM

Have you filled the role of bouncer yet scubadave?

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Posted 18 May 2014 - 06:32 AM Edited by UnicornAssassin, 18 May 2014 - 06:34 AM.

 

 

 

 

 

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two 21 years old take a flight to los santos they start talking on the flight and have things in common then the plane goes down they survive 2 months later they  remember each other from the plane crash they talk about signing up to be in the police force they sign up as partners then they meet another guy and they all have a gang called the corporation standing in their way 

 

 

This is so bad, OP. It really is just so bad. You should work for Michael Bay or something. I can't stop laughing.  :lol:

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Posted 18 May 2014 - 06:43 AM Edited by Xyn, 18 May 2014 - 06:41 AM.

...oh, found somebody!!!

 

...not the "hurt" I meant. Ever.

 

or is it?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Yeah, never.


This is so bad, OP. It really is just so bad. You should work for Michael Bay or something. I can't stop laughing.  :lol:

 

I heard M. Night Shyamalan's free right now... he'll even toss in a twist ending.

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Posted 18 May 2014 - 06:47 AM Edited by UnicornAssassin, 18 May 2014 - 06:51 AM.

 

This is so bad, OP. It really is just so bad. You should work for Michael Bay or something. I can't stop laughing.  :lol:

 

 

I heard M. Night Shyamalan's free right now... he'll even toss in a twist ending.

 

 

I've got it: the two main characters actually died in the plane crash at the beginning of the film and were policing the souls of purgatory until they had atoned for their past sins or some sh*t. Oh and "the Corporation" was God. Or Satan. Or Obama. #iwinalltheoscars

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Posted 18 May 2014 - 06:49 AM

I've got it: the two main characters actually died in the plane crash at the beginning of the film and were policing the souls of purgatory until the had atoned for their past sins or some sh*t. Oh and "the Corporation" was God. #iwintheoscars

 

Just don't cast Leo DiCaprio...that guy's an Oscar repellent.

 

Let's play it safe & cast the old farts' latest obsession, Jennifer Lawrence, as all the roles, even the males. specially the males.

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Posted 18 May 2014 - 06:51 AM

How can OP write a script when OP can't write proper English?
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Posted 18 May 2014 - 06:53 AM

How can OP write a script when OP can't write proper English?

 

You're clearly not aware of how Hollywood works, my friend.

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Posted 18 May 2014 - 06:56 AM

How can OP write a script when OP can't write proper English?

As long as he writes it in snow...pass the nachos.


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Posted 18 May 2014 - 07:04 AM


How can OP write a script when OP can't write proper English?

 
You're clearly not aware of how Hollywood works, my friend.
No, I do...you have to have a hit first, then you can half-ass for the rest of your career...like Michael Bay, he made Bad Boys, so he's allowed to keep making sh*tty movies and ruining movies that could have been good...or Brett Ratner, he made Rush Hour, so he keeps getting work even though he sucks, and apparently he f*cked Lindsay Lohan
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Posted 18 May 2014 - 07:07 AM

and apparently he f*cked Lindsay Lohan

 

That's not exactly something you want to boast these days...or the past 5 years.

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Posted 18 May 2014 - 07:11 AM

Yeah, you'd probably want to forget that you f*cked Lindsey Lohan of the last five years rather than brag.

 

Unless that does it for you..

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Posted 18 May 2014 - 07:19 AM

No, it was back in 2006 when she was 20 and still smoking hot...she went downhill within the next year...not sure why either, get a copy of Rush Hour on DVD and listen to the director commentary and tell me he's not a twerpy jackass

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Posted 18 May 2014 - 07:23 AM

Have you filled the role of bouncer yet scubadave?

 

not yet, auditions tomorrow. chemistry test with Nikki.

 

 

...oh, found somebody!!!

 

...not the "hurt" I meant. Ever.

 

or is it?
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Yeah, never.


This is so bad, OP. It really is just so bad. You should work for Michael Bay or something. I can't stop laughing.  :lol:

 

I heard M. Night Shyamalan's free right now... he'll even toss in a twist ending.

 

 

Don't worry, ACT 2 has the guy in the alien suit and the goat from the Cletus missions
 

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Posted 18 May 2014 - 07:28 AM

get a copy of Rush Hour on DVD and listen to the director commentary and tell me he's not a twerpy jackass

He's a director...that's why.

it's not a case of who you know or how act...it's who you f*ck that gets you ahead in Hollywood....or so they say.


Don't worry, ACT 2 has the guy in the alien suit and the goat from the Cletus missions

 

 

Character's kinky enough to do the alien softcore sh*t...nowhere near nuts to turn to zoophilia though.


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Posted 18 May 2014 - 07:35 AM

 

get a copy of Rush Hour on DVD and listen to the director commentary and tell me he's not a twerpy jackass

He's a director...that's why.

it's not a case of who you know or how act...it's who you f*ck that gets you ahead in Hollywood....or so they say.


Don't worry, ACT 2 has the guy in the alien suit and the goat from the Cletus missions

 

 

Character's kinky enough to do the alien softcore sh*t...nowhere near nuts to turn to zoophilia though.

 

 

damn, are you on something tonite? Dilaudid from the lockup?





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