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chrisscorsese88
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Posted 18 May 2014 - 03:07 PM

I forgot to mention I also seem to be immune to hangovers no matter how much I drink the night before. I wake up the next morning completely fine as if I didn't even drink.

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#32

Posted 18 May 2014 - 03:40 PM

Yes, several.

 

*Sometimes when I'm cycling with headphones on, I can predict exactly where I'll be at the end of a song.

*Frequently in kitchens where I've never been, I can sense the location of the cups and crockery.

*I'm a very good judge of whether things will fit through doorways.

*Getting broken pens to work again.


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#33

Posted 18 May 2014 - 04:11 PM

I can stalk insert-coin-to-continue, does that count too?
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#34

Posted 18 May 2014 - 04:16 PM

I can stalk insert-coin-to-continue, does that count too?

 

It doesn't, because you don't actually stalk me.

 

Unless you do and you're just that good.

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Posted 18 May 2014 - 04:34 PM


I can stalk insert-coin-to-continue, does that count too?

 
It doesn't, because you don't actually stalk me.
 
Unless you do and you're just that good.

You don't want to know what I already know of you... :lol:

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Posted 19 May 2014 - 12:42 PM

I can blow sh*t up with my mind.
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Posted 19 May 2014 - 12:43 PM

I can blow sh*t up with my mind.

can you blow up goats though?
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Posted 19 May 2014 - 08:47 PM Edited by Mcquiz, 19 May 2014 - 08:53 PM.

I can move my left eyebrow independently and my ears(not independently).

I make normal sized people feel like Hobbits.

I can smash ceiling lamps with my head.

I am everybody's friend when we are drunk and nobody's friend when we are sober.


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Posted 19 May 2014 - 08:51 PM

Nuka Coca Cola gives me health +5 and rads +5
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#40

Posted 19 May 2014 - 08:56 PM

I can feel that something is bad's going to happen 1 second before it happens.


Serious ability man! You have 1 second before something bed happens, so you can say "f*ck this sh*t" in advance.
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#41

Posted 20 May 2014 - 12:08 PM

I use cheat codes that give me several special abilities, any time, any where.
I've asked very little from life, since I can easily cheat in the game of life :-)

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#42

Posted 20 May 2014 - 01:00 PM Edited by Manfred Von Karma, 20 May 2014 - 01:12 PM.

I can wiggle my ears

Sometimes , i can  control my heart-beats while sleeping (arrhythmia )


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Posted 20 May 2014 - 01:08 PM Edited by ten-a-penny, 20 May 2014 - 01:10 PM.

I can blow sh*t up with my mind.

Proof or GTFO.

 

OT: I can make the IV/SA fanboys butthurt.

 

:santa:

Free cookie to who get the reference


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#44

Posted 20 May 2014 - 03:03 PM

Drinking any alcoholic beverage, with the exception of beers and wines, would make my mind calculate a million words in seconds.


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Posted 20 May 2014 - 03:19 PM

I can shake my eyes and bend all my fingertips back extremely far which causes all who see to question the meaning of life
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#46

Posted 21 May 2014 - 05:40 AM

I'm highly capable of manipulating people to my advantage without them realizing it.
I also seem to have a "6th sense", and am able to "feel" when something bad is going to happen.


Same here!

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#47

Posted 21 May 2014 - 05:45 AM

I have quite a few like.......
I can predict the future this works A LOT
I can easily get whatever I want
I can see things when I'm not near them
I get a tingling feeling before someone touches me
I can read people minds easily
I can pretty much dream the future like one time my sister was going out with her friends and I told her I had a dream there car broke down and where beside red lobster and it happened to her, my family says I have "powers" and I shouldn't abuse my "gifts" sometime I lose control of them

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Posted 21 May 2014 - 05:54 AM

I have a very accurate internal clock. Without even looking at a clock I can tell what time it is and it is usually accurate to within two minutes of the actual time.


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#49

Posted 21 May 2014 - 02:16 PM

I can drink myself sober.
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#50

Posted 21 May 2014 - 02:22 PM

I can sh*t on command. Need some sh*t? I'm your man.


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#51

Posted 21 May 2014 - 02:34 PM

Whenever I whisper, the trees are hustling and wind blew smoothly.


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#52

Posted 21 May 2014 - 03:22 PM Edited by Danz., 21 May 2014 - 03:44 PM.

I can orgasm without cumming.

 

I can laugh silently.

 

And I can do both things at the same time... impressive skills, no?


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#53

Posted 21 May 2014 - 03:36 PM Edited by Lil Jacob 27, 21 May 2014 - 03:38 PM.

I can tell when someone is near me or is staring at me even if I can't see them. Whenever someone is trying to creep up behind me or is staring at me, I feel a slight vibration run through my body. Its really weird.




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