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Posted 10 May 2014 - 02:41 PM

I've been researching different ideas for how to funk things up in online, create some positivity and, most importantly, enhance player on player interaction.

After exhaustive fieldwork, it turns out the best idea out there to achieve my goal was on familiar territory, previously trodden grounds in not one but two GTA games.

Dating.

We all have fond memories of dating in GTA:SA and GTA:IV, however it is absent within our here GTA World Los Santos.

The methodology behind a dating system would be as follows:

1. Pick a date!
To pick a date, one can browse a LifeInvader offspring site specifically for dating. Players can filter their searches based on looks and statistics, and fellow daters can post ads about favourite dating activities

2. Date!
Agree the location and meet to enjoy a variety of activities such as tennis, darts and arm wrestling, or new (old) features such as pool and bowling.

2a. Flirt!
A new mini game based on questions and answers, with the answerer choosing an option that hopefully matches the pre-agreed preferred answer of the question asker.

3. Drive home
Points can be won or lost depending on the comfort of the drive home and the preferences of the date (May like a calm ride or a fast ride)

4. Play baseball
The end result is based on a cumulative points score that equates to 1st base, 2nd base, 3rd base, 4th base, home run and outta the park.

Any resulting 'action' would be similar to the current hooker in car action, but with more options and interactions, depending on the final score.

With the introduction of online GTA dating, I believe that the community will be bonded together stronger than ever, connected not just through malice, but friendship and love also.

Other benefits:

More to do
Player on player interaction substantially enhanced
Fun games
New friends and relationships

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Posted 10 May 2014 - 02:43 PM

Meh....   

 

I can get a BJ for $50 just around the corner.

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Posted 10 May 2014 - 02:45 PM

Or I can get laid in real life :/
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Posted 10 May 2014 - 02:45 PM

Ghetto Blasters would do a much better job.


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Posted 10 May 2014 - 02:47 PM

No.

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Posted 10 May 2014 - 02:52 PM

Meh....   
 
I can get a BJ for $50 just around the corner.

  

Not everyone can be so lucky.

Or I can get laid in real life :/


Not an option for everyone mate.

No.


Care to elaborate?

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Posted 10 May 2014 - 02:54 PM

 

Meh....   
 
I can get a BJ for $50 just around the corner.

  

Not everyone can be so lucky.

 

 

 

Well.. You could always by a cash card if you can't afford a BJ.   lol

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Posted 10 May 2014 - 02:58 PM

 

 

Meh....   
 
I can get a BJ for $50 just around the corner.

  

Not everyone can be so lucky.

 

 

 

Well.. You could always by a cash card if you can't afford a BJ.   lol

 

 

Or maybe use your Cash Card cash to purchase a real life BJ?

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Posted 10 May 2014 - 02:58 PM

Other players? 

 

Nah.

 

NPC's sure

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Posted 10 May 2014 - 02:58 PM


 

Meh....   
 
I can get a BJ for $50 just around the corner.

  

Not everyone can be so lucky.

 
 
 
Well.. You could always by a cash card if you can't afford a BJ.   lol

The streetcorner shark card, for the poor bachelor that needs company on a lonely saturday night.
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Posted 10 May 2014 - 03:01 PM Edited by Vooodu, 10 May 2014 - 03:02 PM.

 

 

 

Meh....   
 
I can get a BJ for $50 just around the corner.

  

Not everyone can be so lucky.

 

 

 

Well.. You could always by a cash card if you can't afford a BJ.   lol

 

 

Or maybe use your Cash Card cash to purchase a real life BJ?

 

 

 

I think real life Hookers don't take Cash Cards...  But you never know

 

You could try tho.  But id be up front about it if i was you.  


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Posted 10 May 2014 - 03:04 PM

How about a better idea:
1. Get a girlfriend in real life
2. Get her to play GTA
3. Invite her to your in game apartment
4. Air thrust each other
5. Profit.
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Posted 10 May 2014 - 03:21 PM

No.


Care to elaborate?

People are doing many of the things you're suggesting already. My crew leader (who was using his girl character)related a story to me about someone trying to take him on a "date" in free roam by escorting him to the movies AFTER they had driven him to the beach to watch the sunset. When they got to the theater my crew leader said that the guy had to find a limo if he wanted to continue the date. Dude ran off to find a limo...crew leader switched sessions.

Your suggestion of dating puts visions in my head of a bunch of boy-gamers trying to solicit sex from the "girl"-gamers. Free Roams filled with people in their apartments trying to "e-get it on" in that bed.

And that all seems kinda lame and pathetic.
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Posted 10 May 2014 - 03:24 PM

More pointless sh*t before fixing key components!?

 

TELL ME MORE!

 

OT: Not on board for this in GTAO. The only point of dating in SA and IV was to gain SP benefits, and was a very shallow mechanism for doing so. No thanks.

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Posted 10 May 2014 - 03:28 PM

Look guys... If you don't want to pay for BJs you can always do a drive by jerkin',...

 

 

You sick freaks you...lol


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Posted 10 May 2014 - 03:31 PM

Look guys... If you don't want to pay for BJs you can always do a drive by jerkin',...
 
 
You sick freaks you...lol


Great point.

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Posted 10 May 2014 - 03:35 PM


 


 

Meh....   
 
I can get a BJ for $50 just around the corner.

  

Not everyone can be so lucky.

 
 
 
Well.. You could always by a cash card if you can't afford a BJ.   lol
 
 
Or maybe use your Cash Card cash to purchase a real life BJ?
or use a cash card to buy a bj. They make great stocking stuffers.

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Posted 10 May 2014 - 04:48 PM

Dafuq did I jus read?
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Posted 10 May 2014 - 04:51 PM

Again with the dating...

Why not just put the same effort IRL & get yourself a real girl/boyfriend?

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Posted 10 May 2014 - 04:56 PM

Agreed, the more features the better. They had it in GTA IV and SA, nothing's stopping them from implementing it here. 

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Posted 10 May 2014 - 04:58 PM Edited by Argonaut, 10 May 2014 - 05:00 PM.

4. Play baseball
The end result is based on a cumulative points score that equates to 1st base, 2nd base, 3rd base, 4th base, home run and outta the park.

Any resulting 'action' would be similar to the current hooker in car action, but with more options and interactions, depending on the final score.

 

 

I've been thinking quite a bit lately about something we can all relate to, something that is unquestionably, inescapably… American. I am referring, of course, to our great national pastime - baseball. Or so it had been. That's right, America. Before we were devastated by atomic war, each state had its OWN professional baseball team. Imagine, a perfect, cloudless day. The sun is warm and welcoming. And on the horizon, they appear, like knights of yore, armed with bats of ash and hickory. Their name? The Capital Congressmen. Their purpose? To make you, dear America, revel in the joys of sport and sunshine, if only for an afternoon. Now ask yourself this: What if the Capital Congressmen could live again? What if they could compete with baseball teams from Pennsylvania, or Maryland? Put your faith in John Henry Eden, great America, and baseball will live again! Comfort, recreation, healthy competition - all will live again! This country WILL live again!


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Posted 10 May 2014 - 04:59 PM

So, Male Character (male IRL) flirts with female character (probably male IRL) and their little cartoons get freaky....Then the male character guy gets all freaked out when he finds out he just E-F'd another dude. GTA: Steal cars, shoot stuff, blow stuff up, and shoot eachother.... It's not like actual females don't get harassed enough by virgin teens with hormone problems. Get a porn, dude.


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Posted 10 May 2014 - 05:01 PM Edited by shootingallovertheplace, 10 May 2014 - 05:03 PM.

Meh....   
 
I can get a BJ for $50 just around the corner.

  
Not everyone can be so lucky.
 
 
Well.. You could always by a cash card if you can't afford a BJ.   lol
 
Or maybe use your Cash Card cash to purchase a real life BJ?
or use a cash card to buy a bj. They make great stocking stuffers.
Anyone actually done this?

  

Dafuq did I jus read?

Have another read through :)

  

Again with the dating...
Why not just put the same effort IRL & get yourself a real girl/boyfriend?

 

I understand, however if Rockstar implement this then dating would become universal and it'd me much easier for certain players to get on the 'dating ladder', so to speak.

Also, maybe one could have a real and a GTA Online relationship at the same time? I dunno, just throwing it out there.

 

Agreed, the more features the better. They had it in GTA IV and SA, nothing's stopping them from implementing it here.

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Posted 10 May 2014 - 05:04 PM

 

4. Play baseball
The end result is based on a cumulative points score that equates to 1st base, 2nd base, 3rd base, 4th base, home run and outta the park.

Any resulting 'action' would be similar to the current hooker in car action, but with more options and interactions, depending on the final score.

 

 

I've been thinking quite a bit lately about something we can all relate to, something that is unquestionably, inescapably… American. I am referring, of course, to our great national pastime - baseball. Or so it had been. That's right, America. Before we were devastated by atomic war, each state had its OWN professional baseball team. Imagine, a perfect, cloudless day. The sun is warm and welcoming. And on the horizon, they appear, like knights of yore, armed with bats of ash and hickory. Their name? The Capital Congressmen. Their purpose? To make you, dear America, revel in the joys of sport and sunshine, if only for an afternoon. Now ask yourself this: What if the Capital Congressmen could live again? What if they could compete with baseball teams from Pennsylvania, or Maryland? Put your faith in John Henry Eden, great America, and baseball will live again! Comfort, recreation, healthy competition - all will live again! This country WILL live again!

 

One America, One Enclave!


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Posted 10 May 2014 - 05:05 PM

4. Play baseball
The end result is based on a cumulative points score that equates to 1st base, 2nd base, 3rd base, 4th base, home run and outta the park.
Any resulting 'action' would be similar to the current hooker in car action, but with more options and interactions, depending on the final score.

 
I've been thinking quite a bit lately about something we can all relate to, something that is unquestionably, inescapably… American. I am referring, of course, to our great national pastime - baseball. Or so it had been. That's right, America. Before we were devastated by atomic war, each state had its OWN professional baseball team. Imagine, a perfect, cloudless day. The sun is warm and welcoming. And on the horizon, they appear, like knights of yore, armed with bats of ash and hickory. Their name? The Capital Congressmen. Their purpose? To make you, dear America, revel in the joys of sport and sunshine, if only for an afternoon. Now ask yourself this: What if the Capital Congressmen could live again? What if they could compete with baseball teams from Pennsylvania, or Maryland? Put your faith in John Henry Eden, great America, and baseball will live again! Comfort, recreation, healthy competition - all will live again! This country WILL live again!
One America, One Enclave!

Confused I am.

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Posted 10 May 2014 - 05:10 PM

I've been researching different ideas for how to funk things up in online

1. Get convertible

2. Drop the top

3. Play Space 103.2

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Posted 10 May 2014 - 05:11 PM Edited by Mr. Rocko, 10 May 2014 - 05:11 PM.

Date female characters played by dudes in a video game, no thanks.

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Posted 10 May 2014 - 05:13 PM

It's not like actual females don't get harassed enough by virgin teens with hormone problems. Get a porn, dude.

:^:  :^:  :^:  :^:  :^:

 

 

 

I understand, however if Rockstar implement this then dating would become universal and it'd me much easier for certain players to get on the 'dating ladder', so to speak.

Also, maybe one could have a real and a GTA Online relationship at the same time? I dunno, just throwing it out there.

 

It's not really that hard to "get on", & doing it virtually is never going to help you improve your esteem and confidence because it requires no actual presence and interaction. 

if you have a real relationship, I doubt you'd want a "GTA:Online" one.

 

Please stop trying to make this game Second Life people. Next, people will want furries as playable characters....Oh no, i've said too much!

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Posted 10 May 2014 - 05:13 PM

Why the f*ck would anyone want to do this? lol


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Posted 10 May 2014 - 05:14 PM


1. Pick a date!
To pick a date, one can browse a LifeInvader offspring site specifically for dating. Players can filter their searches based on looks and statistics, and fellow daters can post ads about favourite dating activities

2. Date!
Agree the location and meet to enjoy a variety of activities such as tennis, darts and arm wrestling, or new (old) features such as pool and bowling.

 

meet me at the sandy shores airfield

 

*waits with a tank to spawn kill the living sh*t out of that person*





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