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#31

Posted 10 May 2014 - 11:01 PM


Were latvia in it this year

Apparently this is the song they played. 


Brilliant, you can always count on the latvians to rise to the occasion.

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Posted 10 May 2014 - 11:43 PM

Ok, the event is over and an Austrian shemale won. I liked the song of the Dutch more. And let's hold a moment of silence for France. Wait, no, you deserve the last place. Guess who didn't speak English when it came to the awarding of score.

Here's the ranking:

1. Austria
2. Netherlands
3. Sweden
4. Armenia
5. Hungary
6. Ukraine
7. Russia
8. Norway
9. Denmark
10. Spain
11. Finland
12. Romania
13. Switzerland
14. Poland
15. Iceland
16. Belarus
17. UK
18. Germany
19. Montenegro
20. Greece
21. Italy
22. Azerbaidjan
23. Malta
24. San Marino
25. Slovenia
26. France

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#33

Posted 11 May 2014 - 03:27 AM

I really don't like the how everyone just sings in English. What is the point? What made it interesting was that every country entered with a different language. Now they sing in English just to appeal more. 

 

 

 

Shame.

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Posted 11 May 2014 - 03:56 AM

I'm fairly certain Eurovision exists just so people can talk about how much they hate it. 

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Posted 11 May 2014 - 08:05 AM

Congratulations to TonyZimmzy for taking the title home for Austria last night.


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Posted 11 May 2014 - 08:15 AM

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Ah, Michael Jackson did indeed fake his death. :)


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Posted 11 May 2014 - 08:21 AM

Congratulations to TonyZimmzy for taking the title home for Austria last night.

I was under the impression that TonyZimmzy was bearded child and not a bearded lady.


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Posted 11 May 2014 - 09:06 AM Edited by lol232, 14 May 2014 - 07:44 AM.

Yep, I officially hate the Eurovision now.
I seriously hate the T part of LGBT, seriously I don't care if you're L, G or B just stop pointing that out, T's should just be thrown in gas chambers.
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A lesbian did win for Serbia but seriously the difference is that she wasn't pointing it out one bit.

On serious side, if jury should be kicked out, I can tolerate it only if it's a situation like yesterday in Albania where they couldn't televote, but if a country can televote then, the "members of the jury", if they want to vote, they should televote like everyone else. It's all about the jury.
Poland should have won, maybe not for the song but for those gorgeous breasts, if jury just voted for a tranny because of he beard, they might as well let just vote for Poland for the similar reason (and a lot better ones).
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Posted 11 May 2014 - 10:27 AM Edited by Preusse, 11 May 2014 - 10:30 AM.

Why are there even juries? 3 or 4 people have the same percentage of votes as millions. Imo the televotes of the people should make 100% of the votes and not only 50% (at least that the case here in Germany). Poland got 8 points from here and I think I know the reason. One rapper of Polish descent was in our Jury. Before the final started he said that the Polish song is his favorite. That masterrace song was crap imo. "We are Slavic"? Ridiculous. But since they are not the only Slavic country, it's not the worst plan for getting points.
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Posted 11 May 2014 - 11:39 AM

I hate my country so much, even the televotes went for that f*cking transsexual who for some weird f*cking reason, doesn't want to shave off his beard (I know it's not a "weird reason", since it's just attention-whoring, but whatever).

 

Basically if you weren't voting for Poland, you were voting for Austria.


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Posted 11 May 2014 - 11:50 AM

Why are there even juries? 3 or 4 people have the same percentage of votes as millions. Imo the televotes of the people should make 100% of the votes and not only 50% (at least that the case here in Germany). Poland got 8 points from here and I think I know the reason. One rapper of Polish descent was in our Jury. Before the final started he said that the Polish song is his favorite. That masterrace song was crap imo. "We are Slavic"? Ridiculous. But since they are not the only Slavic country, it's not the worst plan for getting points.

 

nonsense, Sido has no Polish ancestors

 

Watched the winning song on youtube, and what to say, it is a pretty good song. But It has almost as much thumbs down as thumbs up, which makes me think that many people are just upset that a drag queen has won.


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Posted 11 May 2014 - 11:52 AM

Isn't Kim K American? I'm surprised they let her into the contest. Sweet beard, though.

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#43

Posted 11 May 2014 - 11:57 AM

The Netherlands had the only really good song in the contest and they were second because the woman was actually a woman instead of a bearded man in a dress. Fortunately my country gave 12 points to them, I still have some faith left.

 

Quite incredible how the wurstman got so many points for insulting transvestites and women at the same time

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Posted 11 May 2014 - 02:52 PM

Without reading other posts.

 

So basically a warped bearded piece of nothing managed to single handedly win.

 

OK I really cannot picture people going ''VOTE FOR HER/HIM/SHIM/SHEMALE'' 

 

So why then does a degredation to my society f*cking win?  Maybe its because people these days just forgot the eighties and nineties :/

 

Meh, Next year a shaven polar bear wins singing 'I will survive' :p

 

F*ck this world and all bearded women! ....

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Posted 11 May 2014 - 03:16 PM

Without reading other posts.

 

So basically a warped bearded piece of nothing managed to single handedly win.

 

OK I really cannot picture people going ''VOTE FOR HER/HIM/SHIM/SHEMALE'' 

 

So why then does a degredation to my society f*cking win?  Maybe its because people these days just forgot the eighties and nineties :/

 

Meh, Next year a shaven polar bear wins singing 'I will survive' :p

 

F*ck this world and all bearded women! ....

People probably voted Austria for the lulz.

The Netherlands should have won, IMO.


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Posted 11 May 2014 - 03:33 PM

Rise like a penis more like.

 

Amiright.

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Posted 11 May 2014 - 03:34 PM

Oh boy... Europe you are so high...

Maybe if I smoke some weed, I will see something good in her voice and his face. 

 

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Posted 11 May 2014 - 03:39 PM

^^^ yupp exactly.

 

this world is slowly becoming what it should not be.


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Posted 11 May 2014 - 04:11 PM

^^^ yupp exactly.

 

this world is slowly becoming what it should not be.

Yep... all this talk about equal rights brought us here, people voted for it because they wanted to say: "gay can be the winner too we are equal", but in fact this is not making us equal, people forgot that there were contestants who really deserved to win, I would not talk like this if that piece of sh*t deserved to win, yes piece of sh*t! not because it is gay but because it behaved horrifically, I mean that make-up, beard, dress etc.

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Posted 11 May 2014 - 04:19 PM

So, did a dude or a chick win Eurovision?


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Posted 11 May 2014 - 04:23 PM

Is that a real beard or what? I just saw on tv who won and I thought it was a cosplay or something


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Posted 11 May 2014 - 04:25 PM

So, did a dude or a chick win Eurovision?

 

Yes, that emasculated cock won!


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Posted 11 May 2014 - 04:41 PM

I don't like Eurovision. Most songs are cacophonous trash, and 99% of them are sung in English. At least they should be sung in the language of the country they come from. Ok, some songs include short parts in the language of their country of origin (the Israeli song for example), but too much English anyway. In Eurovision there should be diversity and quality, and there's none of both.

Israeli music is beautiful, but most Israeli songs in Eurovision are the worst Israeli music I've ever heard.

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Posted 11 May 2014 - 05:58 PM

I also hate this contests; only garbage songs. I don't give a sh*t on this contest.

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Posted 11 May 2014 - 06:00 PM

EuroPOision = politics
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Posted 11 May 2014 - 06:08 PM

I don't like Eurovision. Most songs are cacophonous trash, and 99% of them are sung in English. At least they should be sung in the language of the country they come from. Ok, some songs include short parts in the language of their country of origin (the Israeli song for example), but too much English anyway. In Eurovision there should be diversity and quality, and there's none of both.

Israeli music is beautiful, but most Israeli songs in Eurovision are the worst Israeli music I've ever heard.

In what universe is Israel part of Europe?


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#57

Posted 11 May 2014 - 06:11 PM

For a bunch of guys that said you didn't care and that it was pointless sure know alot of what happened last night. :whistle:

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Posted 11 May 2014 - 06:37 PM Edited by Palikari, 11 May 2014 - 06:40 PM.

In what universe is Israel part of Europe?

 

Israel is not part of Europe, but participates in Eurovision because it's part of the European Broadcasting Union:

 

More info: http://en.wikipedia....on_Song_Contest


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Posted 11 May 2014 - 07:16 PM

Heh, so I gather this is the real life equivalent of the Masterbating Monkeys winning Fame or Shame?  

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Posted 11 May 2014 - 07:27 PM

Heh, so I gather this is the real life equivalent of the Masterbating Monkeys winning Fame or Shame?  

Actually Fame or Shame is funnier and more entertaining than Eurovision and the music is better.

 

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