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JoshuaMethven1
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#1711

Posted 07 February 2015 - 12:45 AM

Ryder's last words before he dies - "I'm a mother f*ckin' GENIOUS!"

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#1712

Posted 21 February 2015 - 06:23 PM

CJ often talks to himself if you let him stand for a long time, one of the things he says:

 

 

Warm it up, Kane, warm it up, CJ, warm it up, Kane.

 

Also, I think it's when you steal a car:

 

Ain't that a surprise: I got a gun!

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#1713

Posted 01 March 2015 - 11:01 AM

The dude in orange twelve:

 

I smoke cuz it gives me knowledge.

 

But seriously, there are three I won't forget:

 

Grove Street, Home. At least it was before I f*cked everything up.

 

See you 'round... Officer.

Tenpenny says that before throwing out CJ from his car in the start. CJ says it back in the end.

 

 

Carl, you mothaf*cka' piece of sh*t, gangbangin' cock-sucka'!

I just laugh everytime in that mission from this.


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#1714

Posted 04 March 2015 - 02:23 AM

When you fail "Wrong Side Of The Tracks" ...

 

"CJ! ALL YOU HAD TO DO ... WAS FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN!" -Big Smoke


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#1715

Posted 18 March 2015 - 02:03 AM

Hood girl: Damn, Loc, you musky as hell!
CJ: Wow, that's amazing! A talking dog.

Then she got mad and wanted to fight

Just had this happen to me. The way Maylay delivers that line is just perfect, haha.


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#1716

Posted 25 April 2015 - 04:01 PM

Orange 12 guy: "Don't you know what road rage is?" My favorite line from him. Also the old black guy who says, "Get off the road, I want to take a piss!" R* quality at its finest.


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#1717

Posted 27 April 2015 - 10:57 PM

"We can sh*t on you from such a height you'll think God himself has crapped on you."

 

-Officer Tenpenny


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#1718

Posted 28 April 2015 - 04:44 AM

Busta, straight busta! - Ryder


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#1719

Posted 28 April 2015 - 06:31 AM

San Fierro Cop: "I'm gonna kick your ass, and then I'm gonna f*ck it!"

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#1720

Posted 29 April 2015 - 01:27 AM

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#1721

Posted 01 May 2015 - 09:09 AM Edited by Craig Evans, 02 May 2015 - 06:36 AM.

*CJ drives around in a Cabbie!*

Asian office worker says, "You might as well take that awful claptrap to a scrap yard!

CJ says, "Leave me the hell alone!  Bitch!"

Asian office worker says, "Screw you too!"

 

*CJ drives around in the same Cabbie!*

African car thief in blue tshirt says, "That piece of sh*t looks like it's gonna blow up!"

CJ says, "Screw you asshole!"

*African car thief in blue tshirt shoots me dead and the Cabbie blows up!*

African car thief in blue tshirt says, "Another 1-8-7!  HA! HA!"


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#1722

Posted 02 May 2015 - 04:48 PM Edited by TheClutch, 02 May 2015 - 04:48 PM.

Big Smoke:All you had to do was follow the damn train CJ!

 

Don't know if anyone said this yet.I'm to lazy to go through 58 pages.


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#1723

Posted 03 May 2015 - 05:44 AM


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#1724

Posted 04 July 2015 - 12:58 PM

All you had to do, was follow the damn train CJ
- Big Smoke

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#1725

Posted 06 July 2015 - 12:21 AM

to me every police chopper's pilots talked to each other its literally legend

Copilot : "I see her, she's beautiful!"
Pilot : "He's over there, HE'S A GUY!"

Copilot : "Hey i can see my house from here!"
Pilot : "Dave will you just shut the hell up!"

Copilot : "Hey if i kill him do i get a medal?"
Pilot : "You get TWO!"

Pilot : "Shoot'em a**hole!"
Copilot : "I'M TRYING I'M TRYING!!"

dang it R*


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#1726

Posted 13 August 2015 - 02:58 AM

"I'll give up the water, if you give up being a busta"
- Ryder

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#1727

Posted 21 August 2015 - 04:34 PM

 What, you mean he likes to consult Professor Hans Jerkov, spanking the monkey, burp the worm? 

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Sweet

 

 

 I'll give up the water, if you give up being a busta! 

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Ryder

 





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