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JoshuaMethven1
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#1711

Posted 07 February 2015 - 12:45 AM

Ryder's last words before he dies - "I'm a mother f*ckin' GENIOUS!"

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#1712

Posted 21 February 2015 - 06:23 PM

CJ often talks to himself if you let him stand for a long time, one of the things he says:

 

 

Warm it up, Kane, warm it up, CJ, warm it up, Kane.

 

Also, I think it's when you steal a car:

 

Ain't that a surprise: I got a gun!

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#1713

Posted 01 March 2015 - 11:01 AM

The dude in orange twelve:

 

I smoke cuz it gives me knowledge.

 

But seriously, there are three I won't forget:

 

Grove Street, Home. At least it was before I f*cked everything up.

 

See you 'round... Officer.

Tenpenny says that before throwing out CJ from his car in the start. CJ says it back in the end.

 

 

Carl, you mothaf*cka' piece of sh*t, gangbangin' cock-sucka'!

I just laugh everytime in that mission from this.


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#1714

Posted 04 March 2015 - 02:23 AM

When you fail "Wrong Side Of The Tracks" ...

 

"CJ! ALL YOU HAD TO DO ... WAS FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN!" -Big Smoke


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#1715

Posted 18 March 2015 - 02:03 AM

Hood girl: Damn, Loc, you musky as hell!
CJ: Wow, that's amazing! A talking dog.

Then she got mad and wanted to fight

Just had this happen to me. The way Maylay delivers that line is just perfect, haha.

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#1716

Posted 25 April 2015 - 04:01 PM

Orange 12 guy: "Don't you know what road rage is?" My favorite line from him. Also the old black guy who says, "Get off the road, I want to take a piss!" R* quality at its finest.

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#1717

Posted 27 April 2015 - 10:57 PM

"We can sh*t on you from such a height you'll think God himself has crapped on you."

 

-Officer Tenpenny

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#1718

Posted 28 April 2015 - 04:44 AM

Busta, straight busta! - Ryder


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#1719

Posted 28 April 2015 - 06:31 AM

San Fierro Cop: "I'm gonna kick your ass, and then I'm gonna f*ck it!"

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#1720

Posted 29 April 2015 - 01:27 AM

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#1721

Posted 01 May 2015 - 09:09 AM Edited by Craig Evans, 04 April 2017 - 08:47 AM.

*CJ drives around in a Cabbie!*

Asian office worker says, "You might as well take that awful claptrap to a scrap yard!

CJ says, "Leave me the hell alone!  Bitch!"

Asian office worker says, "Screw you too!"

 

*CJ drives around in the same Cabbie, which is smoking black smoke by now!*

African car thief in blue tshirt says, "That piece of sh*t looks like it's gonna blow up!"

CJ says, "Screw you asshole!"

*African car thief in blue tshirt shoots me dead and the Cabbie blows up!*

African car thief in blue tshirt says, "Another 1-8-7!  HA! HA!"

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#1722

Posted 02 May 2015 - 04:48 PM Edited by TheClutch, 02 May 2015 - 04:48 PM.

Big Smoke:All you had to do was follow the damn train CJ!

 

Don't know if anyone said this yet.I'm to lazy to go through 58 pages.

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#1723

Posted 03 May 2015 - 05:44 AM


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#1724

Posted 04 July 2015 - 12:58 PM

All you had to do, was follow the damn train CJ
- Big Smoke
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#1725

Posted 06 July 2015 - 12:21 AM

to me every police chopper's pilots talked to each other its literally legend

Copilot : "I see her, she's beautiful!"
Pilot : "He's over there, HE'S A GUY!"

Copilot : "Hey i can see my house from here!"
Pilot : "Dave will you just shut the hell up!"

Copilot : "Hey if i kill him do i get a medal?"
Pilot : "You get TWO!"

Pilot : "Shoot'em a**hole!"
Copilot : "I'M TRYING I'M TRYING!!"

dang it R*


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#1726

Posted 13 August 2015 - 02:58 AM

"I'll give up the water, if you give up being a busta"
- Ryder
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#1727

Posted 21 August 2015 - 04:34 PM

 What, you mean he likes to consult Professor Hans Jerkov, spanking the monkey, burp the worm? 

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Sweet

 

 

 I'll give up the water, if you give up being a busta! 

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Ryder

 

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#1728

Posted 16 May 2017 - 03:53 AM Edited by lil weasel, 16 May 2017 - 10:39 AM.

EDIT: << merged into existing topic >>
The best convos, lines and dialogues in the game

My favorite is...

Pucnh you in da face, a gun in my waist...
It's O.G Loc baby, O.G Loc...

One more...

Did you buy your licsence?


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#1729

Posted 16 May 2017 - 09:35 AM Edited by DeeAy, 16 May 2017 - 12:27 PM.

"All we had to do, was follow the damn train, CJ" - Melvin "Big Smoke" Harris, 1992


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#1730

Posted 16 May 2017 - 01:32 PM

Any quote from that homie with the black cap and basketball shirt, like:
"Oh man we're on fire!"
"We are stuck in the burning bucket!"
"Man, we are hot dude"
"Who's the dirty dog?"
"Hey what's happening?"
"Maaan, what a bucket"

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#1731

Posted 17 May 2017 - 03:15 AM

"I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda."
- Big Smoke

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#1732

Posted 17 May 2017 - 01:09 PM

"I've seen some idiots in my life, but you're special." - CJ

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#1733

Posted 17 May 2017 - 03:42 PM

"If you keep disrespecting me I'm going to severe your balls and make you eat them in a kebab Carl"

 

or something like this

 

Catalina to Carl Johnson


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#1734

Posted 20 May 2017 - 03:05 AM

"You like my asshole always holding up sh*t."
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#1735

Posted 20 May 2017 - 03:48 PM Edited by lil weasel, 2 weeks ago.

Most legendary, has become the most vulgar. and just random rants. Like all such quotes, a trip to YouTube would be more appropriate for some.

There are three "Legendary Quotes" for gamedom.

"All we had to do is follow the train, CJ."

"Game Over man, Game Over" (from predator, I first heard in a pin ball game)

"I used to be an adventurer like you, until I took an arrow to the knee". (Skyrim)
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Posted 4 weeks ago Edited by Fluxion Cavalier, 4 weeks ago.

Mike Toreno is one of my favorite characters in this game. His quotes are funny as hell.

"This history. It's all lies. It says Hitler killed himself and we nuked Japan. And people believe this sh*t. Jesus." -Mike Toreno

"Russian style. Calipers on the genitals. Feels good. You'd like it." -Mike Toreno


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#1737

Posted 3 weeks ago

"One time came through raided the spot, we aint got sh*t now" -Ryder
"Let me guess Sweet - senseless killer right, but a boyfriend from southside wrong? - Kendl

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#1738

Posted 2 weeks ago

"Ryder nigga."-Ryder

"I'll have 2 number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, 2 number 45s, one with cheese and a large soda."-Big Smoke


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#1739

Posted 2 weeks ago

CJ: Toreno?
Toreno: - Carl, learn to fly.
CJ: I'm on it man, I swear.
Toreno: Yeah, I'm on it man I swear, same old broken record Carl, but that's fine, because your brother's getting a new cell mate tonight. Horse Cock Harry. And I'm sending a present, little wedding present. Big tube of lube!
CJ: sh*t dude, ok, ok, I swear man, I'm gonna be the best pilot!
Toreno: I'd love to hear you Carl, I can't hear you, all I can hear is your brother's love cries, as eight kilometers of cock finds its way up his ass. Aooooowww - that's your brother, ok? No big problem.
CJ: Wait! Please, man!
Toreno: That was my last motivational speech, understand? Am I being too spiritual for you, Carl?
CJ: Ok man, I get the message.

 

 

I know it's low level but I find it hilarious anyway.


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#1740

Posted 2 weeks ago

"I'm a rusty brown donut eating gangsta!"




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