Ryder's last words before he dies - "I'm a mother f*ckin' GENIOUS!"
Most legendary GTA:SA sentence!
Posted 21 February 2015 - 06:23 PM
CJ often talks to himself if you let him stand for a long time, one of the things he says:
Warm it up, Kane, warm it up, CJ, warm it up, Kane.
Also, I think it's when you steal a car:
Ain't that a surprise: I got a gun!
Posted 01 March 2015 - 11:01 AM
The dude in orange twelve:
I smoke cuz it gives me knowledge.
But seriously, there are three I won't forget:
Grove Street, Home. At least it was before I f*cked everything up.
See you 'round... Officer.
Tenpenny says that before throwing out CJ from his car in the start. CJ says it back in the end.
Carl, you mothaf*cka' piece of sh*t, gangbangin' cock-sucka'!
I just laugh everytime in that mission from this.
Posted 04 March 2015 - 02:23 AM
When you fail "Wrong Side Of The Tracks" ...
"CJ! ALL YOU HAD TO DO ... WAS FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN!" -Big Smoke
Posted 18 March 2015 - 02:03 AM
Hood girl: Damn, Loc, you musky as hell!
CJ: Wow, that's amazing! A talking dog.
Then she got mad and wanted to fight
Just had this happen to me. The way Maylay delivers that line is just perfect, haha.
Posted 25 April 2015 - 04:01 PM
Orange 12 guy: "Don't you know what road rage is?" My favorite line from him. Also the old black guy who says, "Get off the road, I want to take a piss!" R* quality at its finest.
Posted 27 April 2015 - 10:57 PM
"We can sh*t on you from such a height you'll think God himself has crapped on you."
Posted 28 April 2015 - 06:31 AM
San Fierro Cop: "I'm gonna kick your ass, and then I'm gonna f*ck it!"
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Posted 01 May 2015 - 09:09 AM Edited by Craig Evans, 02 May 2015 - 06:36 AM.
*CJ drives around in a Cabbie!*
Asian office worker says, "You might as well take that awful claptrap to a scrap yard!
CJ says, "Leave me the hell alone! Bitch!"
Asian office worker says, "Screw you too!"
*CJ drives around in the same Cabbie!*
African car thief in blue tshirt says, "That piece of sh*t looks like it's gonna blow up!"
CJ says, "Screw you asshole!"
*African car thief in blue tshirt shoots me dead and the Cabbie blows up!*
African car thief in blue tshirt says, "Another 1-8-7! HA! HA!"
Posted 02 May 2015 - 04:48 PM Edited by TheClutch, 02 May 2015 - 04:48 PM.
Big Smoke:All you had to do was follow the damn train CJ!
Don't know if anyone said this yet.I'm to lazy to go through 58 pages.
Posted 04 July 2015 - 12:58 PM
- Big Smoke
Posted 06 July 2015 - 12:21 AM
to me every police chopper's pilots talked to each other its literally legend
Copilot : "I see her, she's beautiful!"
Pilot : "He's over there, HE'S A GUY!"
Copilot : "Hey i can see my house from here!"
Pilot : "Dave will you just shut the hell up!"
Copilot : "Hey if i kill him do i get a medal?"
Pilot : "You get TWO!"
Pilot : "Shoot'em a**hole!"
Copilot : "I'M TRYING I'M TRYING!!"
dang it R*
Posted 13 August 2015 - 02:58 AM
Posted 21 August 2015 - 04:34 PM
What, you mean he likes to consult Professor Hans Jerkov, spanking the monkey, burp the worm?
I'll give up the water, if you give up being a busta!
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