Not sure why, but these are always the ones I can't wait to run into every time I start a new playthrough.
High Noon -
Pulaski : Huh? Where are you going?
Tenpenny : To get drunk and get laid, you got a problem with that?
Pulaski : No, Frank. Relax.
Tenpenny : Good. I'll see you back at the precinct. And I'll see YOU in the next life, Carl.
Body Harvest -
The Truth: I'm a man of peace but some squares across that ridge are not respecting my peace. I mean survivalist maniacs. Right wingers. Fascists! They have a harvester and I need one. Get it, and then you can pay me. Amaste, Carl.
Carl Johnson: The f*ck that mean? Later, freak.
Green Sabre -
Frank Tenpenny: Oh yeah, you should be glad, Carl. Your moron brother's alive. Your street trash, soon to be turned out sister's alive. And, she's only sucking one grease-ball's dick. Things are going pretty well for you, Carl. So behave, nigga.
Eddie Pulaski: We want you to do a little favour for us, Carl.
Carl Johnson: I can't believe that nigga Smoke turned on me.
Eddie Pulaski: Smoke? Smoke does exactly what he's told. He learned that lesson a long time ago.
Frank Tenpenny: Homies for life? Street loyalty? That's all bullsh*t, Carl. Didn't you learn that when they ran you out of town, just 'cause you let Brian die? Huh? Eddie, I can't deal with this guy. He's an idiot!
Obviously copy and pasted since I can't remember most of them word for word, especially the last 2 missions.