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#61

Posted 05 November 2004 - 05:48 PM

Get one star and let a cop follow you. they say the funniest things and there are a few different voices for the cops. One of the cops said to me "Im gonna beat you, then im gonna beat you off", or something very close to that.

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#62

Posted 05 November 2004 - 05:49 PM

I remember a Cop saying to me something like "Im not a Cop Honest, im just a Social worker in a Cops uniform" biggrin.gif

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#63

Posted 05 November 2004 - 07:20 PM

Cop: "We're the police moron and we've got a helicopter"

Didn't help them though...

Ped: "Even the radio sucks in this state"


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#64

Posted 05 November 2004 - 07:21 PM

I ran over a hooker, the ambulance came to get her. The medic gets out and I'm walking I wear when I hear him say "Look at the size of those nipples!"

Damn near fell off the couch.
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#65

Posted 05 November 2004 - 07:42 PM

When I was driving around in an Ambulance I heard over the Radio(Not music)
Voice1-People die everyday
voice2-f*ck you asshole

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#66

Posted 05 November 2004 - 08:58 PM

i jacked a car an the woman said

ugh your hands are so sweaty

lol

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#67

Posted 05 November 2004 - 09:35 PM

on WCTR when the caller calls in about the olympics:

person 1: something about how great the olympics are and the high jump specifically
person 2 (sarcastic): wow you can jump really high! i've got a gun. want to fight?

almost fell off the couch

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#68

Posted 05 November 2004 - 09:49 PM

The voice coming from the police helicopter: Hey! I can see my house from here.

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#69

Posted 05 November 2004 - 10:02 PM

Ammunation Store Advert(s):

"Welcome to ammunation! You've made the smartest decision of your life; you've come to a gun shop!"
"One pull of the trigger, and boom; you've blown a hole in something!"
"God I sound like hot sh*t in that ad!"

Grove Street homie after activating him into gang mode and running down the street with him following:

"sh*t dog is this the olympics!"

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#70

Posted 05 November 2004 - 10:24 PM

When a guy ped and a girl ped meet up and start yammering, I heard the guy ask the girl if she's ever gotten a pearl necklace.

One time the girl said something along the lines of 'yes, I loved it!' devil.gif devil.gif tounge.gif

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#71

Posted 05 November 2004 - 11:48 PM

QUOTE

I also got outta the car once and CJ started singing 'Dr.Dre - Aint nothing but a G thang'. He sang "Two loc'ed out niggaz so we're craaaaazay!"


Nothin' But A G Thang! That's what the song was. My CJ was singing that too - He's also done the human beatboxing, sang Big Daddy Kane's "Warm it up Kane" and a few others. I'm waiting for him to start singing Eazy E - Eazy-er Said Than Dunn blush.gif


Here's one.

Woman ped 1: Have you ever had sex on camera?
Woman ped 2: Absolutely!

QUOTE

Get one star and let a cop follow you. they say the funniest things and there are a few different voices for the cops. One of the cops said to me "Im gonna beat you, then im gonna beat you off", or something very close to that.


Yeah. I had two stars in Burger Shot and actually had the cops running scared. They say some funny sh*t sometimes.

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#72

Posted 06 November 2004 - 01:08 AM

Guy Ped: Every try to smell your taint?
Girl Ped: It's worse than a bad hair day.
Guy Ped: Alright bye.
Girl Ped: See ya.

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#73

Posted 06 November 2004 - 04:30 AM

blink.gif Quote 1 - CJ - "Hey! It's hard to drive a quad when you got a crazy bitch yellin' in ya ear!"



Quote 2 and 3 - CJ - While falling off the mountain without a parachute, "OH HELL N-" THUMP

and

While falling off the mountain without a parachute, "sh*t" then a THUMP suicidal.gif

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#74

Posted 06 November 2004 - 04:32 AM

Og Loc(in his "gangster" voice during the Og Loc mission) "I'm a gangsta."

God, that made me laugh so f*cking mutch.

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#75

Posted 06 November 2004 - 07:30 AM

WCTR radio ad for jewelry about how buying a diamond will stop a girl bein mad at you

girl: 'i can't even remember what i was mad at you about.
so, want a blowjob?'

funny stuff, i cracked up when i first heard it

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#76

Posted 06 November 2004 - 07:43 AM

Heard from a guy in Blinco: "Underwear is overrated." (I couldn't agree more!)

And from a Fare in my cab: "I can only pay you with weed."


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#77

Posted 06 November 2004 - 08:44 AM

Las Venturas:


FAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRTTT...

I smelly today...

(some pedestrian dude)

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#78

Posted 06 November 2004 - 09:12 AM

Catalina made me laugh in the cutscene where she ties him up and bangs him,But before he went in the house he said something and she said

'Get in here before i shove a hand grenade up your ass'

I think her saying that in her mad accent made me laugh.



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#79

Posted 06 November 2004 - 09:42 AM

Best ones...

"Carl! get your filthy ass in here before I shove a grenade up it!."
"WTF is that"
"Its a rack, i'm gonna f*ck you up."
"No baby, please, I'm not into that stuff."
*whip crack*
"Ah, Ouch! sh*t!"
"Ohh yes, harder, faster deeper! What did you think?"
"It was... Different."

LMAO! thats great.

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#80

Posted 06 November 2004 - 09:48 AM

QUOTE (Nilbot @ Nov 6 2004, 07:30)
WCTR radio ad for jewelry about how buying a diamond will stop a girl bein mad at you

girl: 'i can't even remember what i was mad at you about.
so, want a blowjob?'

funny stuff, i cracked up when i first heard it

Oh yea... that one, that one was good too...

And for the most part... its true...

"Most women are shallow, and materialistic, so give them a piece of carbon work on by thoses of slaves in africa, to get that bitch off your back, remember, your relationships won't last forever..."

"You good for nuttin-Wow! I forget wat I was mad at you for, want a blow job?" LOL

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#81

Posted 06 November 2004 - 03:11 PM

Catalina : I think I love you!
Carl: Ahh...sh*t baby...That's great...

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#82

Posted 06 November 2004 - 04:01 PM

When i jacked a car adn the driver said he had a chicken in his pocket . That cormercial about the at home sex changer wow.gif . breadfish_by_Moto.gif

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#83

Posted 06 November 2004 - 04:33 PM

A cop chasing CJ on foot: Did your mommy love you?!

Also the sign under the piece of cable form the Gant Bridge at the Gant Bridge Visitor Centre is quite funny.

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#84

Posted 06 November 2004 - 05:13 PM

devil.gif Something REALLY cool that I noticed after a few missions completions was the DJ's talking about my exploits. References to me killing the rap manager, robbing the countryside with Catalina and setting fire to a field of weed were all talked about on the radion That's pretty frikkin' cool if I do say so myself. I just wonder if they had every station do a take on the events that trigger the announcement and if so, could you possibly save before a mission just to see what other announcers say?

Long LIve rahkstar2.gif

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#85

Posted 06 November 2004 - 05:39 PM

CJ: What type of license you got? A Fishing License

Whenever some moron swerves into me

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#86

Posted 13 November 2004 - 06:24 PM

I was blocking traffic when I got this gem...

'you remind me of my asshole..always holding up sh*t'

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#87

Posted 13 November 2004 - 06:35 PM

one of tha funniest is "do you like mi asshole always open" lol.gif

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#88

Posted 13 November 2004 - 06:39 PM

When Ryder goes in the first mission
"KEEP UP MOTHERF*CKER!"
he just harshly emphasizes on f*cker lololol

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#89

Posted 13 November 2004 - 06:47 PM

"I've decided to get breast implants!" -Maccer, after End of the Line

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#90

Posted 13 November 2004 - 07:30 PM

Maybe I have a twisted sense of humour, but I just couldn't stop laughing when Your going into Madd Dogs house and one of the Asian fellas say "We're out numbered but if we keep our heads, we should be fine" just before someone blows his head off! I'm still laughing at that moment now.

Also on that commercial on the radio the way they sing "gloryhole". biggrin.gif

Another funny bit is when Smoke says on the radio "Drugs are destroying our community" I'm doing my bit, say no to drugs." (or something similiar..




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