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#31

Posted 05 November 2004 - 01:30 AM

Catalina - "Eat my shít"

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#32

Posted 05 November 2004 - 01:37 AM

ped-nice threads man

cj-yo suck ma dick bitch


LOL@!@!@!$!

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#33

Posted 05 November 2004 - 01:38 AM

Ped: "This internet thing will never take off."

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#34

Posted 05 November 2004 - 01:41 AM

Ped: Have you ever done a cat from behind?!

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#35

Posted 05 November 2004 - 01:44 AM

On K Rose a women said somethin like she stuck her whole arm up a cows butt.

On the commercial with the fear it do it thing, a guy goes, i was haveing deep dark thoughts about sleeping with my mom, but now that ivee done it, i dont want to anymore lol.gif lol.gif lol.gif bored.gif

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#36

Posted 05 November 2004 - 02:29 AM

Male ped: "I love the boys in Thailand."
Female ped: "I'm so fit, I could sh*t."

And the adverts this time round are the meanest nastiest darkest... it's great.

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#37

Posted 05 November 2004 - 05:07 AM

Right at the beginning of the game, I think its the first call you get on the cell phone:

Officer Tenpenny (I think thats his name) rings up CJ and talks some crap and then says "We're watching you Carl"

CJ responds "why dont you go F*** yourself!"

Tenpenny then says something like "You better show some respect Carl"

Then CJ says "Whatever bitch!" and hangs up.

This was hilarious the first time I heard it biggrin.gif

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#38

Posted 05 November 2004 - 05:25 AM

CJ when the Mob boss has a heart-attack:

"That nigga's f*ckED up!"

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#39

Posted 05 November 2004 - 05:27 AM

I got the prize right here.

Get fat, lock on a pro, and you'll here what's on my sig... Check my sig smile.gif

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#40

Posted 05 November 2004 - 05:35 AM

my fav is when u have a wanted level....and u hear the cops talking
"do i get a medal if i kill him....ya u get 2!"

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Posted 05 November 2004 - 05:53 AM

That first time the truth and carl talk, you know..that cell phone call.

CJ: Man who is this?

TT: The truth.

CJ: What? Who?!

TT: Great...they said you were a moron.....

Love that line man...oh and that one immessedup said.

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#42

Posted 05 November 2004 - 05:54 AM

QUOTE (immessedup17 @ Nov 4 2004, 21:25)
CJ when the Mob boss has a heart-attack:

"That nigga's f*ckED up!"

Use the f*cking spoiler tags, asshole.
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#43

Posted 05 November 2004 - 06:46 AM

Ped in LS ghetto: Those white boys had me on crystal meth!

Ped: Where da weed at!?

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#44

Posted 05 November 2004 - 07:01 AM

CJ To Catlina-

Your a f*cking Psycho

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#45

Posted 05 November 2004 - 07:10 AM

Sage on Radio X
Can't remember them exactly, but.

QUOTE
Ozzy rocks arse, if you don't think so, just die.

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Sage, thats my real name, if you don't belive me then just f*ck off.




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#46

Posted 05 November 2004 - 07:17 AM

Lazlow: "Hey, can I have your job?"

There are tons of others, but that's the only one I remember at the moment.

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#47

Posted 05 November 2004 - 09:55 AM

Upon getting two stars...

Cop: "Hey! stop it! Can't we just hold hands and talk about it?"



Oh, and a ped convo that struck me as funny:

Girl 1: "Hey giiirl."
Girl 2 (in business suit): "Have you heard of my company?"
Girl 1: "Oh, I HATE it."
Girl 2: "Bye, bitch."
Girl 1: "Later!"


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#48

Posted 05 November 2004 - 10:14 AM

In the mission where CJ has to swim out to sea...

Woozie: Why don't you like swimming?
CJ: Well, when I was a kid swimming in LS, I got a condom stuck to my face once.

Woozies Fake Chip mission:

Woozies Worker: Boss, look at these chips.
Woozie: One is a fake.
CJ: Thats amazing you didn't even touch them.
Woozie: It was a lucky guess, why else would he come in with two chips sounding so worried.

Some radio ad for security:

Without our product someone could break into your house, have their way with your wife, have a cigarette, flip her over and go back in for seconds.

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#49

Posted 05 November 2004 - 11:26 AM

quote 1:

Caller: Dude your sh*ttin me!
Mike Thakery: Mike Thakery dont sh*t on no one!

lmao

quote 2:

Lazlow: Ogg Lock welcome to the show
OG LOC: Ogg Lock!!! you dissin me fool!

all the lazlow bits rule lol ...they all good

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#50

Posted 05 November 2004 - 11:58 AM

On WCTR:

"you're leaving area 53, please check your rectum!"

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#51

Posted 05 November 2004 - 12:12 PM

Some guy on the street said to me:

"I just shaved downstairs this morning"

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#52

Posted 05 November 2004 - 12:14 PM

Carl: You do relaise I'm black, not asian

Woozie: I'm blind, not stupid.

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#53

Posted 05 November 2004 - 12:31 PM

Ammunation Radio: Armor pircing bullets, exelnt for that annoying mother in law (or something similar).

Ped: "I'm a Rusty Browns Donut eatin' gansta!"

Ped: "I don't belive in underware"

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#54

Posted 05 November 2004 - 01:47 PM

Woozie: "I'm blind"
Carl: "Well, No sh*t!"

I also got outta the car once and CJ started singing 'Dr.Dre - Aint nothing but a G thang'. He sang "Two loc'ed out niggaz so we're craaaaazay!"

Carl: "Once when I was a lil kid, I went swimming, and got a condom stuck to my face!"

Maurice (Andy Dick): "SCREW YOU TOO, MUM!"

Jizzy B (Charlie Murphy): "GIMME SOME ROOM BITCH!"
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Posted 05 November 2004 - 01:53 PM

checkout my sig smile.gif

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#56

Posted 05 November 2004 - 04:24 PM

CJ: Does the pope sh*t in the woods?
Cesar: Why do you keep asking me that? I don't know, man.

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#57

Posted 05 November 2004 - 04:34 PM

the funnyest one yet is when u are with wozi and he said

one time when i was swimming in the santa meria a condom got stuck to my face that type of horror scars u for life biggrin.gif

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#58

Posted 05 November 2004 - 04:56 PM

some girl on the street said the following: "two words: chicken, water"

found that pretty funny

another funny quote came after a cop busted me and he said "life´s a bitch and then you die!"

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#59

Posted 05 November 2004 - 05:38 PM

Construction Worker Ped: "You sure you can fit it all in?"
Old Lady Ped: "Of course I can, who do you think your talking too?"
Construction Worker Ped: "Yeah lady, but have you ever had two at once?"
Old Lady: "Suuuurreeee!"

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#60

Posted 05 November 2004 - 05:42 PM

Ken Rosenburg: Man i gotta get out of this game. biggrin.gif




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