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#1

Posted 01 May 2014 - 09:20 PM

Has anyone else run into this thing... I mean, literally run into it?

I borrowed this little blue car in an effort to get to the clothing shop before they closed, and while flying down the street, I ran into this police van. There's no cop standing outside it and I did not have a wanted level.

It's the third time I've seen it and when you get inside, you can sit in it, but it will not move.

This time, when I saw it, I decided to plow straight into it. Nope... I hit it full speed in the front quarter panel and this thing didn't move.

I drove back about 300 yards and hit it again. Nothing. Again... nothing!

So what's up with this thing?

Anyone? Beuller?

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Posted 01 May 2014 - 09:21 PM

I absolutely hate those. You can hear the sirens wherever you go, in any session until you destroy them or log off. This happens with normal police cars and police Riots as well. Rockstar still hasn't fixed it.

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Posted 01 May 2014 - 09:23 PM

YES! I hate these things. I usually go around blowing them up if I can hear them, they've appeared in some races a few times too in the middle of the track, which is pretty ridiculous.

 

Needs looking into.


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Posted 01 May 2014 - 09:23 PM

I was doing Rooftop with a low leveled crew member and there was one that kept spawning between our cars when the mission started, yet only I could see it. Was an odd glitch. Sirens running and the lot


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Posted 01 May 2014 - 10:26 PM

No no no. You're doing it all wrong. Spin it like a YouTuber...

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I think this glitch is really fun, and you can have lots of fun with your friends doing this, be sure they like the video and subscribe too.

Ok, so here's the glitch...

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As you can see, it's lots of fun, and don't forget to subscribe to my channel for the best bottom of the barrel speculation and useless glitches daily!
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Posted 01 May 2014 - 10:33 PM

Has anyone else run into this thing... I mean, literally run into it?

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Yes

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Posted 01 May 2014 - 10:37 PM

I saw a couple of them out on the street while I'm not wanted but I never crashed into one.

Probably can't move because of the weight, why else do you think they ram you so damn hard?

P.S.: fw3, you make great threads! Keep it up.


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Posted 01 May 2014 - 10:41 PM

I saw a couple of them out on the street while I'm not wanted but I never crashed into one.
Probably can't move because of the weight, why else do you think they ram you so damn hard?

P.S.: fw3, you make great threads! Keep it up.

No, it's not cause of the weight...it's cause it's glitched into the spot.

It's like a wall, it will stay there if you blow it up...
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Posted 01 May 2014 - 10:44 PM

This has been happening since 1.12. I was able to ram them and move them pre-1.12.

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Posted 01 May 2014 - 10:47 PM

 

I saw a couple of them out on the street while I'm not wanted but I never crashed into one.
Probably can't move because of the weight, why else do you think they ram you so damn hard?

P.S.: fw3, you make great threads! Keep it up.

No, it's not cause of the weight...it's cause it's glitched into the spot.

It's like a wall, it will stay there if you blow it up...

 

 

Since when were police vehicles not walls?

Those things have some serious weight to them, just a tap in the rear of your car and you'll go travelling at 500 MPH.


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Posted 02 May 2014 - 12:33 AM

Since when do the clothing shops close???
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Posted 02 May 2014 - 12:45 AM

I absolutely hate those. You can hear the sirens wherever you go, in any session until you destroy them or log off. This happens with normal police cars and police Riots as well. Rockstar still hasn't fixed it.

 

 

Wow, thanks! I've been hearing sirens in a few recent play sessions from every place on the map I travel to, just constant siren wailing and i could never trace it to the source. Thanks for finally answering that question for me!


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Posted 02 May 2014 - 04:10 AM

Since when do the clothing shops close???

LOL. I was wondering who'd pick up on that! Kudos! ;)

 


P.S.: fw3, you make great threads! Keep it up.

Them's some really kind words there, Frankenstein107! Thank you. I should say, you make some really nice replies, too! ;)

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Posted 02 May 2014 - 04:22 AM

I've been able to flip them over my head whenever I drive into them at full speed using this baby

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Try it out

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Posted 02 May 2014 - 09:13 PM

It happened to me once, saw an abandoned one from a roadblock. Tried hopping in, the engine would not start, I don't think the siren would sound either. We tried ramming it, I think it's a glitch when they spawn (rarely).


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Posted 02 May 2014 - 09:38 PM

I have not encountered this, Praise the Sun!


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Posted 02 May 2014 - 09:54 PM

I've been able to flip them over my head whenever I drive into them at full speed using this baby

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Try it out

Seriously... this van would. not. move. I think it was a rogue element "cemented" in place by code. Crazy funny to find! ;)


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#18

Posted 02 May 2014 - 09:57 PM

I've never had the experience of one not moving, but I use them all the time, they're awesome for killing other players.





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