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Mendoza's been hit: what do you do?

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#91

Posted 09 May 2014 - 05:33 PM

omg what about the guy that goes in a whiny voice: Die f*cker Dieeeeee!!!

I love this thread!


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#92

Posted 09 May 2014 - 05:46 PM

Tell trevor the news so he can FINALLY have the women of his dreams back.

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#93

Posted 09 May 2014 - 05:48 PM

Get in my helicopter and deliver the documents.


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#94

Posted 09 May 2014 - 07:10 PM

I love the guy that shouts: "Death embrace yoooouu!"
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#95

Posted 09 May 2014 - 07:31 PM

Is the title supposed to say Madrazo???

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Posted 09 May 2014 - 07:36 PM

Is the title supposed to say Madrazo???

 

No.

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#97

Posted 09 May 2014 - 07:38 PM

Masturbate, furiously.


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#98

Posted 09 May 2014 - 07:58 PM

Race, Parachute and do other contact missions.


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#99

Posted 14 May 2014 - 03:10 AM Edited by crashhat69, 14 May 2014 - 03:11 AM.

sh*t di**!

 

that never gets old lol


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Posted 14 May 2014 - 03:23 AM Edited by Sw1ft562, 14 May 2014 - 03:23 AM.

ill respond with a 

 

eatttt myyyy diiiiiiiiiiiick!


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#101

Posted 15 May 2014 - 02:45 AM

screwwww youuuu allll!! And get the f*ck on now!


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#102

Posted 24 June 2015 - 08:20 AM

Bump
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#103

Posted 24 June 2015 - 08:50 AM Edited by KrazyFace, 24 June 2015 - 08:51 AM.

I cry, like a lil' bitch. I morn his dead body till it vanishes into heaven. Then I cry with joy because, in round two, HE'S ALIVE AGAIN! But then I shoot him, and he dies, and so do I, on the inside. So I morn his mutilated carcass... UNTIL ROUND THREE AND OMFGWTF HE'S ALIVE AGAIN!!!

Basically, I wish Mendoza would stop playing with my achy-breaky-heart. He makes survivals unsurvivable.

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#104

Posted 24 June 2015 - 08:53 AM

I just watch Cities of Gold on Blu-ray  :cool:


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#105

Posted 24 June 2015 - 09:01 AM

They just send another one, its like a conveyor belt.

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#106

Posted 24 June 2015 - 09:09 AM

I'll kill "Hustler" "A*s" "Marine" and other guys


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#107

Posted 24 June 2015 - 09:11 AM Edited by WhosYu, 24 June 2015 - 09:13 AM.

Go up to him as he is bleeding out and say "I love you, in the appropriate way. If I didn't you would be alive of course!" As I shoot him in the head like I did with all the other mendozas.

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#108

Posted 24 June 2015 - 09:19 AM

Go up to him as he is bleeding out and say "I love you, in the appropriate way. If I didn't you would be alive of course!" As I shoot him in the head like I did with all the other mendozas.

I would say "You're being hysterical" and "I'm playing GOLLLFFFFFFFFF"


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#109

Posted 24 June 2015 - 09:26 AM

That bump. I gain 1 point for each post above that missed it.

On a serious note, I would apply medicinal compound.
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#110

Posted 24 June 2015 - 09:32 AM

 

Go up to him as he is bleeding out and say "I love you, in the appropriate way. If I didn't you would be alive of course!" As I shoot him in the head like I did with all the other mendozas.

I would say "You're being hysterical" and "I'm playing GOLLLFFFFFFFFF"

 

Why not say "Your so rude, so very rude!"


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#111

Posted 24 June 2015 - 09:33 AM

Bump

Why?


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#112

Posted 24 June 2015 - 09:38 AM

Rape his dead body

 

'YOU'RE TAKING IT IN THE CAN FROM AL-QAEDA SOLDIER!'


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#113

Posted 24 June 2015 - 10:10 AM

I think one of the most annoying things that NPCs can say is when Cops yell: "Stop the car!" I'm always like: "Really? I just drove around the entirety of San Andreas with what seems like at least half of the entire Los Santos/San Andreas police force after me, killing many of you, and you think i'm going to stop the f*cking car just because you say so? Do you think i'll go "Oh, snap! He's right! I better stop the car or i'll get in trouble!" Also, if i stop the car, you'll just shoot me. I know that. I'm not stupid. Why are you so stupid?"

 

Actually, the Cops and non-criminal NPCs in general are what annoys me most about Online (i haven't played Story Mode much). The Cops go absolutely batsh*t insane when you get more than three stars, ramming into each other and even civilians while trying to get you. They're so unbelievably relentless, it's like they think killing you will save the world from the Apocalypse.

 

And then....civilians in cars. By the Gods. Whenever anyone discharges a firearm in their presence, they loose any and all intelligence, common sense and driving skill. They turn into a horde of scared and panicked wild animals, like the stampede of wildebeest that killed Mufasa. They've driven straight into me instead of even trying to drive around more times than i care to count, whether i'm on foot, on a motorcycle, or in a car. I've seen them create huge traffic wrecks by ignoring every other car around them, thinking they can get away by accelerating straight into the car in front of them without even attempting to turn the steering wheel. And they just keep pressing down the goddamn gas pedal, as if they just can't comprehend there's another car in front of them. I've failed rescue and escort missions because they kept running over the guy i was trying to rescue. I have no idea if the civilians are like this in Story Mode too, but i'm damn sure about one thing. They were never this annoying in GTA San Andreas or GTA IV.

 

Sorry about the rant. Let me know if i should post it somewhere else.

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#114

Posted 24 June 2015 - 10:33 AM

What do I do? I shoot the guy yelling "Mendoza's been hit"


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#115

Posted 24 June 2015 - 10:36 AM Edited by nilz45, 24 June 2015 - 10:36 AM.

"Cock Sucker", in the most gaying voice EVER, or, "You doucheboard"


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#116

Posted 24 June 2015 - 11:16 AM

Screw Mendoza, they got CHARLIE!

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#117

Posted 24 June 2015 - 11:43 AM

I'll tell you what I don't do.  I don't go and bump a dead and pointless thread in a cry for attention.

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