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#31

Posted 01 May 2014 - 08:17 PM

I go and kill Charlie.


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#32

Posted 01 May 2014 - 08:20 PM

Who's that [email protected] who keeps say "you [email protected] cock sucker"?Mendoza?

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#33

Posted 01 May 2014 - 08:22 PM

Online forums are normally full of posts about finding groups, running missions, tactics, trading.... we get this

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#34

Posted 01 May 2014 - 08:24 PM

Enjoy the moment knowing Mendoza finally got what he deserved.

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#35

Posted 01 May 2014 - 08:29 PM

Why do something about it when we are the ones who hit Mendoza.

 

Also, he may be a f*cking marine

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Posted 01 May 2014 - 08:30 PM Edited by 1158, 01 May 2014 - 08:30 PM.

Why do something about it when we are the ones who hit Mendoza.
 
Also, he may be a f*cking marine


Is he a sh!t d!ck though?
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#37

Posted 01 May 2014 - 08:42 PM

Why do something about it when we are the ones who hit Mendoza.

 

Also, he may be a f*cking marine

Yeah,a [email protected] discharged marine who don't know what's cover & concealment


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Posted 01 May 2014 - 08:47 PM Edited by ZeroSafe5615, 01 May 2014 - 08:54 PM.

I misread this as "Madrazo's been hit."

 

Mendoza: keep shooting his buddies for being loud and obnoxious dickwads.

Madrazo: Laugh my ass off until slowly realizing Madrazo's not going to be around for missions and I'll be forced to play lower paying jobs and turn into a sad-sack.

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#39

Posted 01 May 2014 - 08:48 PM

Ignore is call.


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Posted 01 May 2014 - 09:04 PM Edited by xInfamousRYANx, 01 May 2014 - 09:06 PM.

Plot twist:Every body working for the Professionals is named Mendoza.

Like the agents in the Matrix were all agent smith. Lol os a professional in rr named Mendoza

Ot. I dont play rr so mendoza is never hit for me

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#41

Posted 01 May 2014 - 09:11 PM

 

Plot twist:Every body working for the Professionals is named Mendoza.

Like the agents in the Matrix were all agent smith. Lol os a professional in rr named Mendoza

Ot. I dont play rr so mendoza is never hit for me

 

 

But you'll hit him in any mission involving professionals

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#42

Posted 01 May 2014 - 09:12 PM

Which are those

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#43

Posted 01 May 2014 - 10:27 PM

I'd deliver a package to Madrazo and get 18K.

 

You're getting short changed.


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Posted 01 May 2014 - 10:28 PM

Plot twist:Every body working for the Professionals is named Mendoza.

Like the agents in the Matrix were all agent smith. Lol os a professional in rr named Mendoza

Ot. I dont play rr so mendoza is never hit for me

 
But you'll hit him in any mission involving professionals


Or gang attacks. Great for free ammo
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#45

Posted 01 May 2014 - 10:37 PM

"Death embrace yooouuu!"
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#46

Posted 01 May 2014 - 10:42 PM

I piss on his corpse while saying brilliat brilliant brilliant.

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Posted 02 May 2014 - 01:05 AM Edited by plnkfloydian, 02 May 2014 - 01:05 AM.

dafuqs a mendoza¿

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#48

Posted 02 May 2014 - 01:56 AM

This thread made my day!

I think he's saying "Hostile's been shot", they usually say that after they hit me a couple of times during gang attacks.

Death embrace you is my favorite.


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#49

Posted 02 May 2014 - 02:00 AM

Tag and teabag

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#50

Posted 02 May 2014 - 02:22 AM Edited by Deadly Aviator, 02 May 2014 - 02:25 AM.

I Call for the Granger Brigade to avenge his death

 

 

Online forums are normally full of posts about finding groups, running missions, tactics, trading.... we get this

It's the 21st Century, been like that for a while now.

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#51

Posted 02 May 2014 - 02:40 AM

I hate these Mendoza's RX4AEC7.gif

Yeah, hit'em so more!


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#52

Posted 02 May 2014 - 02:45 AM

Mendoza is a sh*tdick so that's why he always get hit,same goes for Hostler and Charlie.

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#53

Posted 02 May 2014 - 02:52 AM

What would I do?  What I always do.  Keep shooting.

If I was one of the professionals I'd probably do anything but stay in the same spot, randomly popping out to fire a few shots.


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#54

Posted 02 May 2014 - 12:27 PM

Anyone else think the NPC dialogue in this game is extremely cheesy?

Perfect example. Cops in GTA IV sounded threatening and professional at the same time:

"Stop running sir!"

"LCPD, freeze!"

"Put the gun on the ground, and back away sloooowly!"

Cops in GTA V:

"Killing makes my dick hard!" (Really???)

"sh*tdick. You hear me, sh*tdick?"

*inaudible yelling noises*

So on and so forth.

Also, the gangster/ bad guys in IV sounded like legit killers. "Die motherf*cker!", I remember one of them screaming as he blew me away.

Bad guys in GTA V?

"I'm a f*ckin marine"

*more inaudible screaming and noises*
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#55

Posted 02 May 2014 - 12:31 PM

I lmao and keep it moving.


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#56

Posted 02 May 2014 - 01:09 PM

I phone McBane to tell him the good news.

With Mendoza out of the picture he can focus on what he does best: fighting the Commie-nazis.
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#57

Posted 02 May 2014 - 01:16 PM

"sh*t they hit charlie" -lost gang

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#58

Posted 02 May 2014 - 01:28 PM Edited by Tabula Rasa, 02 May 2014 - 01:44 PM.

Does he have daughter?

 

I would be there for all the women in his family.


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#59

Posted 02 May 2014 - 01:32 PM

Eh, I'm not real good at this. Maybe someone can do a better job.

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#60

Posted 02 May 2014 - 01:34 PM

Give McBain a quick phone call to let him know I've taken out Mendoza for him.





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