Building a better tomorrow, one bullet at a time.
TORO INDUSTRIES is a leading weapons designer and we're looking to supplement our personal fighting force. What better way to do that than a sampling from the dregs of society? Don't wait to get an FIB free pass by becoming a government stooge when you can rise to the ranks of the elite. Money, power, and the training you need to be a solid fighting force as well as the executive training that will take you to the top of your game here or wherever you choose to go in the future (if you actually have one). If you like gun battles, fast cars, and even faster woman as well as a helpful smidgen of infamy then TORO may be right for you. What have you got to lose. (that's a rhetorical statement, don't actually answer that as I didn't have time to type up the 100 page disclaimer)
What training do we do?
We are predominantly a fighting force, so get ready for Death Matches using our proven in field tactical training. What better way to learn than sink or swim with some ample barking of commands in the background? By the time you're done you'll know what it is to be a team and our proprietary, "we don't know that guy" policy will keep your identity safe from prying government eyes. It doesn't end there. We'll teach you how to set-up your vehicle correctly to be a winner at the track or in those sticky situations when a hasty escape is called for. And we'll teach you how to keep your big mouth shut so you won't disclose our trade secrets either. People pay big bucks for this stuff! When you're done you'll get a chance to go against other Crews to prove you are the best.
Do you have what it takes?
That's a question you'll have to ask yourself.
You should be motivated and bring your "A" game. Each member will go through an initiation and attitude are just as important as results. If smack talking is one of your best skills then you'll need to consider another group.
We're looking for people who are an example to the community and exude leadership. If you need a babysitter and someone to hold your hand then you need your mommy or a liberal, not us. If you're looking to earn friends that will hide a body or be your wing man and take one for the team then you'll find it here. Yes, you need to be ready for anything.
If you are motivated enough to send a request then be motivated enough to let us know how and when is best to contact you and when you want to set-up your initiation.
Please have a mic.
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