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Posted 29 April 2014 - 04:33 PM Edited by Epsilon Program, 29 April 2014 - 04:43 PM.

THE EPSILON PROGRVM
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Following the topic I created into the GTAO crew section
http://gtaforums.com...fficial-ps3360/

I'm creating the "Epsilon Chat" topic, as we can share our deep feelings and help each other.

Hope this will help you !

Kifflom brothers

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Posted 29 April 2014 - 04:38 PM

Kifflom, brother-brother!


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Posted 29 April 2014 - 04:40 PM

KIFFLOM ! It's great to see some brothers even from the LSPD...


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Posted 29 April 2014 - 04:43 PM

KIFFLOM ! It's great to see some brothers even from the LSPD...

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Posted 29 April 2014 - 04:50 PM

Hahaha, great. You think as our beloved Cris Formage, and if he thinks this way, it must be the best way to think. I mean, Think. With a capital T.

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Posted 29 April 2014 - 04:58 PM

I know all but everything, and everything but nothing.

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Posted 29 April 2014 - 05:07 PM

Then, the next step is get rid of your money that is a barrier on your way to hapiness.

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Posted 29 April 2014 - 05:44 PM

So basically money is the evil that is preventing my happiness?


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Posted 29 April 2014 - 05:49 PM

So basically money is the evil that is preventing my happiness?

You're totally right.
Then you should give it to the Epsilon Program as we can get rid of it for you.


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Posted 29 April 2014 - 05:50 PM

 

So basically money is the evil that is preventing my happiness?

You're totally right.
Then you should give it to the Epsilon Program as we can get rid of it for you.

 

But then I should just burn the money myself. Enjoy the sensation of the barrier burning down and thus opening up the happiness.


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Posted 29 April 2014 - 05:52 PM

 

 

So basically money is the evil that is preventing my happiness?

You're totally right.
Then you should give it to the Epsilon Program as we can get rid of it for you.

 

But then I should just burn the money myself. Enjoy the sensation of the barrier burning down and thus opening up the happiness.

 

Yes it's not a bad idea to burn it yourself. But doing this, the LSPD will catch you because it's forbidden.
Then, giving it to us is a better thing because YOU'll help the Epsilon, and YOU'll be on the good way to enlightenment.

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Posted 29 April 2014 - 05:52 PM

 

So basically money is the evil that is preventing my happiness?

You're totally right.
Then you should give it to the Epsilon Program as we can get rid of it for you.

 

Then you'll find out that some rich guy by the name of Cris Formage took all of it and is living a live of comfort in the Cayman Islands.


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Posted 29 April 2014 - 05:54 PM

 

 

So basically money is the evil that is preventing my happiness?

You're totally right.
Then you should give it to the Epsilon Program as we can get rid of it for you.

 

Then you'll find out that some rich guy by the name of Cris Formage took all of it and is living a live of comfort in the Cayman Islands.

 

The lift of comfort is from the enlightenment path. 


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Posted 29 April 2014 - 05:58 PM

Cris is retired to Caymans Islands just to put the money in a safe wallet in a safe house in a safe manor.


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Posted 29 April 2014 - 06:01 PM

Cris is retired to Caymans Islands just to put the money in a safe wallet in a safe house in a safe manor.

For his safe carbonizzares, his safe tailgaters, his safe landstalkers, his safe hookers, and his safe kale drinks.


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Posted 29 April 2014 - 06:03 PM

 

 

So basically money is the evil that is preventing my happiness?

You're totally right.
Then you should give it to the Epsilon Program as we can get rid of it for you.

 

Then you'll find out that some rich guy by the name of Cris Formage took all of it and is living a live of comfort in the Cayman Islands.

 

 

Plus how could you say that about a beautiful leader. The Los Santos Police should worry about themselves and the vast problems they cause throughout the city. You talk about protecting the community yet you beat the minorities and take them off to prison. 


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Posted 29 April 2014 - 06:05 PM

Totally agree with you AxFATxBabyx76re


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Posted 29 April 2014 - 06:05 PM

You need a roster list of your GTAF members if you are to be based in gang chat.


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Posted 29 April 2014 - 06:06 PM

 

Plus how could you say that about a beautiful leader. The Los Santos Police should worry about themselves and the vast problems they cause throughout the city. You talk about protecting the community yet you beat the minorities and take them off to prison. 

Your IP address has been logged. A SWAT team shall be with you soon. Everything's OK.


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Posted 29 April 2014 - 06:12 PM

You need a roster list of your GTAF members if you are to be based in gang chat.

I'm sorry I'm new here and english is not my native language so what should I do ?


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Posted 29 April 2014 - 06:15 PM

 

 

Plus how could you say that about a beautiful leader. The Los Santos Police should worry about themselves and the vast problems they cause throughout the city. You talk about protecting the community yet you beat the minorities and take them off to prison. 

Your IP address has been logged. A SWAT team shall be with you soon. Everything's OK.

 

 

See what I mean, taking me down for freedom of speech. You can not silence people, there will be riots. Be ready.

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Posted 29 April 2014 - 06:16 PM

 

 

 

Plus how could you say that about a beautiful leader. The Los Santos Police should worry about themselves and the vast problems they cause throughout the city. You talk about protecting the community yet you beat the minorities and take them off to prison. 

Your IP address has been logged. A SWAT team shall be with you soon. Everything's OK.

 

 

See what I mean, taking me down for freedom of speech. You can not silence people, there will be riots. Be ready.

 

We just need to calm down, and send a check to

Cris Formage
Epsilon Cult of America
PO Box 10012
Grand Canaria
Cayman Islands


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Posted 29 April 2014 - 06:22 PM

 

 

 

 

Plus how could you say that about a beautiful leader. The Los Santos Police should worry about themselves and the vast problems they cause throughout the city. You talk about protecting the community yet you beat the minorities and take them off to prison. 

Your IP address has been logged. A SWAT team shall be with you soon. Everything's OK.

 

 

See what I mean, taking me down for freedom of speech. You can not silence people, there will be riots. Be ready.

 

We just need to calm down, and send a check to

Cris Formage
Epsilon Cult of America
PO Box 10012
Grand Canaria
Cayman Islands

 

 

I've already gave it away to my community. 


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Posted 29 April 2014 - 07:38 PM

Great. But do you think that you could give Yourself to the Program ?


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Posted 29 April 2014 - 07:50 PM

Sorry I can't, I gave my life to The Academi. I believe that this will show me to the true path of Enlightenment. Farewell. 


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Posted 30 April 2014 - 08:54 PM

+700 members. Wow, it's growing soooo fast...

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Posted 02 May 2014 - 11:35 AM

To everyone, the Epsilon Program is hosting Rooftop Rumble 24/7 today and tommorow. Just join the crew and you'll get an invite.


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#28

Posted 05 May 2014 - 11:52 AM

I have been deemed a unsavable how can that be ? Im willing to tithe generously , how may I remove that title ?


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Posted 05 May 2014 - 12:06 PM

We just need to calm down, and send a check to

Cris Formage
Epsilon Cult of America
PO Box 10012
Grand Canaria
Cayman Islands

 

 

Aren't you guys trying to convince us that Epsilonism is a religion, not a cult?

You guys are doing an excellent job at that. :^:


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Posted 05 May 2014 - 05:06 PM

I have been deemed a unsavable how can that be ? Im willing to tithe generously , how may I remove that title ?

You should join us and give some money to the Program, maybe we'll finally discover that you are a child of Kraff...

 

 

We just need to calm down, and send a check to

Cris Formage
Epsilon Cult of America
PO Box 10012
Grand Canaria
Cayman Islands

 

 

Aren't you guys trying to convince us that Epsilonism is a religion, not a cult?

You guys are doing an excellent job at that. :^:

 

It's the way the American government is classifying us. It's just because "Religion" is not something that is registered into their, you know, ... "big book".





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