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Posted 27 April 2014 - 12:21 PM

Has anyone noticed ever since Grand Theft Auto III that every city Lazlow goes to something REALLY bad regarding criminals happens? At the EXACT moment he's there, too? It's quite possible Lazlow is dooming every place he is. He has become a magnet of crime.

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Posted 27 April 2014 - 12:43 PM

http://en.wikipedia....imply_causation

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Posted 27 April 2014 - 12:55 PM

Lazlow is the kingpin of all gangs in the United States.

He tests his gangs - by making them kill each other. The gangs that succeed get the most profit.

 

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Posted 27 April 2014 - 02:30 PM

I don't think Lazlow was tha bad in III. It's not a very good theory since you don't elaborate much or give examples.

A better theory would be that Lazlow is Mr. Black from Vice City, or failing that, the one above this post.

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Posted 27 April 2014 - 02:39 PM

I don't think Lazlow was tha bad in III. It's not a very good theory since you don't elaborate much or give examples.

A better theory would be that Lazlow is Mr. Black from Vice City, or failing that, the one above this post.

There isn't much to elaborate on. The fact that every city he's been in has some extremely bad criminal stuff going down when he's there at that exact moment.


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Posted 27 April 2014 - 02:42 PM Edited by Los Santos Police Department, 27 April 2014 - 02:44 PM.

 

I don't think Lazlow was tha bad in III. It's not a very good theory since you don't elaborate much or give examples.

A better theory would be that Lazlow is Mr. Black from Vice City, or failing that, the one above this post.

There isn't much to elaborate on. The fact that every city he's been in has some extremely bad criminal stuff going down when he's there at that exact moment.

 

Fun fact: Vice city, Liberty city, Los Santos, San Fierro, and Las Venturas have always had criminal trouble, regardless of whether Lazlow is there or not. The GTA cities are never safe from crime.

 

As for Los Santos, we, the LSPD, are there 24/7, combating crime.  :whistle:

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Posted 27 April 2014 - 02:44 PM

 

 

I don't think Lazlow was tha bad in III. It's not a very good theory since you don't elaborate much or give examples.

A better theory would be that Lazlow is Mr. Black from Vice City, or failing that, the one above this post.

There isn't much to elaborate on. The fact that every city he's been in has some extremely bad criminal stuff going down when he's there at that exact moment.

 

Fun fact: Vice city, Liberty city, Los Santos, San Fierro, and Las Venturas have always had criminal trouble, regardless of whether Lazlow is there or not.

The GTA cities are never safe from crime.

 

That is true, but the events of a GTA story blow the crime out of proportion. Ironically, he just happens to be there at the exact same time.

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Posted 27 April 2014 - 02:46 PM


 


 


I don't think Lazlow was tha bad in III. It's not a very good theory since you don't elaborate much or give examples.

A better theory would be that Lazlow is Mr. Black from Vice City, or failing that, the one above this post.

There isn't much to elaborate on. The fact that every city he's been in has some extremely bad criminal stuff going down when he's there at that exact moment.
 
Fun fact: Vice city, Liberty city, Los Santos, San Fierro, and Las Venturas have always had criminal trouble, regardless of whether Lazlow is there or not.
The GTA cities are never safe from crime.
 
That is true, but the events of a GTA story blow the crime out of proportion. Ironically, he just happens to be there at the exact same time.

So right as Lazlow starts working in a town, the crime rate spikes?

Explain how all the crime was flipping out in Carcer City then if manhunt takes place after III and Lazlow stayed in Liberty City between LCS and IV.

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Posted 27 April 2014 - 02:48 PM

 

 

 

 

I don't think Lazlow was tha bad in III. It's not a very good theory since you don't elaborate much or give examples.

A better theory would be that Lazlow is Mr. Black from Vice City, or failing that, the one above this post.

There isn't much to elaborate on. The fact that every city he's been in has some extremely bad criminal stuff going down when he's there at that exact moment.
 
Fun fact: Vice city, Liberty city, Los Santos, San Fierro, and Las Venturas have always had criminal trouble, regardless of whether Lazlow is there or not.
The GTA cities are never safe from crime.
 
That is true, but the events of a GTA story blow the crime out of proportion. Ironically, he just happens to be there at the exact same time.

So right as Lazlow starts working in a town, the crime rate spikes?

Explain how all the crime was flipping out in Carcer City then if manhunt takes place after III and Lazlow stayed in Liberty City between LCS and IV.

 

Not a GTA game, doesn't fully count. Although they are in the same universe, it isn't a Grand Theft Auto title.


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Posted 27 April 2014 - 03:13 PM Edited by Raavi, 27 April 2014 - 03:36 PM.

Kinda cherry picking though, but regardless. I remember them saying in V that Liberty City still had bad crime, mostly mob related but still, it's crime that isn't revolved around Lazlow.

 

Another example dawned on me = during the 90s and early 2000s, wasn't Michael the most wanted man in America? In that time period, Lazlow would've been in San Andreas/Liberty City by then, far away from North Yankton.

 

Don't double post.


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Posted 27 April 2014 - 03:38 PM

You aren't getting the point. Anything that has been blown out of proportion typically relies on the sole fact that Lazlow is in that area. Michael being the most wanted man doesn't really go along with it. Generic crime has nothing to do with him.

 

GTA III = Mafia boss taken out, Yakuza crippled, Cartel leader killed

 

GTA VC = Mafia boss taken out, drug lord killed, city taken over

 

GTA SA = State taken over, Government experiment stolen, Riot in Los Santos.

 

GTA LCS = Leones rise to power.

 

GTA VCS = Empire built in VC while others fall.

 

GTA IV = Multiple crucial criminals taken out, Ancelottis and Russians crippled by both Niko and Luis, Attack at Prison, Plane explosion, attack at Happiness island.

 

GTA V = Multiple heists, FIB situation went overkill, Military weapon stole from Merryweather, higher up officials killed.

 

He didn't cause this, but it is the striking irony of his presence and what happens around him.


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Posted 27 April 2014 - 04:33 PM

So a mob gang rising to power is somewhat a bigger event than the most wanted man in America getting taken down?

Come think of it, Phil Cassidy was in all the III-era games except for SA. Perhaps he collaborated with Lazlow half the time?


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Posted 27 April 2014 - 05:52 PM Edited by theNGclan, 27 April 2014 - 05:52 PM.

So a mob gang rising to power is somewhat a bigger event than the most wanted man in America getting taken down?

Come think of it, Phil Cassidy was in all the III-era games except for SA. Perhaps he collaborated with Lazlow half the time?

In theory, a similar idea could be done, yes. The difference between Phil and Lazlow is taht Phil actually impacted the story numerous times, while Lazlow didn't appear until GTA V.


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Posted 27 April 2014 - 05:54 PM Edited by Los Santos Police Department, 27 April 2014 - 05:54 PM.

 

So a mob gang rising to power is somewhat a bigger event than the most wanted man in America getting taken down?

Come think of it, Phil Cassidy was in all the III-era games except for SA. Perhaps he collaborated with Lazlow half the time?

In theory, a similar idea could be done, yes. The difference between Phil and Lazlow is taht Phil actually impacted the story numerous times, while Lazlow didn't appear until GTA V.

 

What if the "Lazlow" we see in GTA V is a body double?

Lazlow is becoming Aladeen!


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Posted 27 April 2014 - 05:58 PM

 

 

So a mob gang rising to power is somewhat a bigger event than the most wanted man in America getting taken down?

Come think of it, Phil Cassidy was in all the III-era games except for SA. Perhaps he collaborated with Lazlow half the time?

In theory, a similar idea could be done, yes. The difference between Phil and Lazlow is taht Phil actually impacted the story numerous times, while Lazlow didn't appear until GTA V.

 

What if the "Lazlow" we see in GTA V is a body double?

Lazlow is becoming Aladeen!

 

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Very plausible. Though the the one we have seen on the right is not a very good duplicate. It's a conspiracy.

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Posted 29 April 2014 - 11:21 AM

I think the main reason why Lazlow looks different in GTA 5 and in the GTA VC artwork because he is almost 30 years older in GTA 5.Also,it would be better if there was an artwork of him made for GTA 5,or if he made an appearance in person in 3D universe,it´s hard to have his appearance similar in artwork and in game(Mercedes Cortez and some other characters looked different in artworks and in games,Phil Cassidy even looks different in artworks for different games).

I know it´s an off topic,but can someone make a comparison of Willy from Love Fist in GTA VC and GTA 5?

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Posted 06 May 2016 - 03:49 AM

You aren't getting the point. Anything that has been blown out of proportion typically relies on the sole fact that Lazlow is in that area. Michael being the most wanted man doesn't really go along with it. Generic crime has nothing to do with him.

 

GTA III = Mafia boss taken out, Yakuza crippled, Cartel leader killed

 

GTA VC = Mafia boss taken out, drug lord killed, city taken over

 

GTA SA = State taken over, Government experiment stolen, Riot in Los Santos.

 

GTA LCS = Leones rise to power.

 

GTA VCS = Empire built in VC while others fall.

 

GTA IV = Multiple crucial criminals taken out, Ancelottis and Russians crippled by both Niko and Luis, Attack at Prison, Plane explosion, attack at Happiness island.

 

GTA V = Multiple heists, FIB situation went overkill, Military weapon stole from Merryweather, higher up officials killed.

 

He didn't cause this, but it is the striking irony of his presence and what happens around him.

 

 

I think you taking this argument to a new level of stupidity...he is an employee of rockstar games who writes and records dialogue. He is in every game because he has been a fixture of the series since GTA III. Maybe they just like the guy...he's also been on Joe Rogans Podcast...etc. The link to organized crime..well duh its a GTA game what is their not supposed to be crime. And to be honest...your list...city takeovers murders of other criminal figures...happens all the time in major cities every single day...thats just business as usual. It doesn't really go above and beyond in that sense. Only in absurdity. So I think the argument is debunked. He was in all 4 cities at some point or another...but your assuming crime stops and starts with his arrival and I propose its just a continuous cycle. Military secrets are given away in every major city. Id be willing to bet there are spy rings in every major city as well. Its the way the world works.

 

Lazlows look in the Vice City poster could be intentionally made to not look like him because he is on the radio...its easy for people to be ugly in radio and get away with it...and maybe Lazlow is insecure about his appearance at that time so they hire a stand in model. I always go the feeling from that depiction of him...it wasn't supposed to be sure that it was him or not. The guy looks more like a rock star than anything else. I could be wrong about this but I didn't really put alot into this part of the theory for the fact it was done possibly intentionally or due to the fact so much time had passed.


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Posted 06 May 2016 - 05:28 AM

It's clear that Lazlow is Illuminati :)

 

And he's reaching way too hard for jokes these days :p


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Posted 06 May 2016 - 02:34 PM Edited by theNGclan, 06 May 2016 - 02:37 PM.

capton_cutclass, I'm sure you have to be pretty damn stupid to not realize that this is just an obvious joke and to bump a dead topic. Lmao.
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Posted 06 May 2016 - 03:05 PM Edited by B Dawg, 06 May 2016 - 03:07 PM.

AAAAARGH IT'S ALL LAZLOW'S FAULT!

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Posted 07 May 2016 - 03:20 AM

Off-topic: the Lazlow show podcast/radio show is f*cking great.


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Posted 07 May 2016 - 04:10 AM

Lazlow is actually a human incarnation of Pele, the Hawaiian God of violence, fire, volcanoes, and dance. His human form is used to subtly turn cities into violent war zones by manipulating current crime trends. Nobody knows that it's actually him because he doesn't directly involve himself in said violence.
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Posted 07 May 2016 - 05:05 AM

What if lazlow just has schizoprenia and all gta games are just daydreams he has in his head with the fictional cities and characters he created ?
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Posted 07 May 2016 - 07:43 PM Edited by theNGclan, 07 May 2016 - 07:44 PM.

Lazlow and Donald Love could both be god-like characters. They appear a few times, but how they appear is very different ofc.

 

Lazlow shows up in V, but ironically, There's been bad things happening in every city he's working in. Not to mention both in the 3D and HD universes. So he could very well be a multi-dimensional creature.

 

Donald Love just disappears in GTA III, but references to him are present in GTA V. So he could be supernatural as well.


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Posted 07 May 2016 - 08:47 PM

If I fell down a high enough flight of stairs this theory might actually make sense.   Maybe.  

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