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What is the GREATEST thing about the Console Freeze glitch?

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Poll: Console Glitch GREATNESS! (172 member(s) have cast votes)

What is the GREATEST THING about the Console Freeze Glitch?

  1. Frozen System allows for more time with the family! (11 votes [6.40%])

    Percentage of vote: 6.40%

  2. Getting up to manually reboot my system - EXERCISE! (46 votes [26.74%])

    Percentage of vote: 26.74%

  3. It reminds me of how fragile life truly is (22 votes [12.79%])

    Percentage of vote: 12.79%

  4. Less overall use on my controller (3 votes [1.74%])

    Percentage of vote: 1.74%

  5. At least I can still hear the audio (15 votes [8.72%])

    Percentage of vote: 8.72%

  6. Gives me a reason to reach out to the AMAZING Rockstar Support! (4 votes [2.33%])

    Percentage of vote: 2.33%

  7. Did you clear your cache and try rebooting? (8 votes [4.65%])

    Percentage of vote: 4.65%

  8. Nothing. This is the worst glitch I have ever experienced. (63 votes [36.63%])

    Percentage of vote: 36.63%

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SuperJude™
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#1

Posted 23 April 2014 - 09:09 AM

As we know, Rockstar is the LEADER of open world games and has continued to push the boundaries of what an open world game is and should be!

 

The have given us such amazing additions over the years!

 

Bowling!

 

Golf!

 

ATM's!

 

Not only that but they have continually updated Online offering us such fantastic additions such as more cloths and more cars and who can forget MORE ROCKSTAR VERIFIED MISSIONS!

 

Well now they have totally outdone themselves, bringing us the NEXT LEVEL in Video Game Entertainment: The Console Freeze!

 

I know you are all as excited as I am about this.

 

I also know that you all know as well as I do that this had NOTHING to do with the 1.11 patch. At all. Whatsoever!

 

So please fellow Console Freeze Glitchers, let me know what YOU think it the greatest thing about your console freezing!!!

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#2

Posted 23 April 2014 - 09:12 AM

Please+_70a47a2b99292f505955c7ff56ddd98c

 

This baby is right off the charts

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Posted 23 April 2014 - 09:14 AM

Please+_70a47a2b99292f505955c7ff56ddd98c

 

This baby is right off the charts

:lol:

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#4

Posted 23 April 2014 - 09:14 AM Edited by EZza2647, 23 April 2014 - 09:14 AM.

If a Console built to last for centuries can dwindle and freeze at the merciless hands of a Rockstar server, then what can truly define our ultimate demise, the thing that will end humanity itself?

 

Spoiler

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#5

Posted 23 April 2014 - 09:20 AM

I use the 45 minutes that it takes to reload the game to quietly reflect on the intricacies of life, such as how nature designed the banana so that it is perfectly shaped to reach the male g-spot.

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#6

Posted 23 April 2014 - 09:22 AM

at least it's not a qte
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#7

Posted 23 April 2014 - 09:25 AM

Whats best? Waiting 7~mins to load to online agin
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#8

Posted 23 April 2014 - 09:27 AM

the best part?

 

risking a $600 game console breaking and having to buy it again.


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#9

Posted 23 April 2014 - 09:29 AM

As the console freezes, I begin nostalgia tripping to the days where I didn't even have a console, a flat screen TV and satellite. I then feel guilt, as I'm reminded that kids are starving as I'm sitting on my arse, staring at a frozen screen.

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#10

Posted 23 April 2014 - 09:32 AM

The greatest thing about the glitch is realizing how late it is and that I wasted another day doing nothing.

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#11

Posted 23 April 2014 - 10:10 AM

At least rockstar said they are currently looking into the freezing on rockstar support yesterday.. About time they admited it was real.

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Posted 23 April 2014 - 10:15 AM Edited by Blankerz, 23 April 2014 - 10:17 AM.

Have not had the problem myself in months and no one I speak to suffers from it, 99% of my friends are UK based if that is a factor (I'm also on the latest Xbox 360 model, and I never remove the disc from the console LOL)... total mystery this bug.

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Posted 23 April 2014 - 10:23 AM Edited by henriquedematos, 23 April 2014 - 10:23 AM.

Jokes on you, the Rockstar Support is actually pretty good - At least when they actually notice your message.

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#14

Posted 23 April 2014 - 10:24 AM

Paragraphs are good but OP is overreacting.


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Posted 23 April 2014 - 10:26 AM

What freeze?


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Posted 23 April 2014 - 10:34 AM

Paragraphs are good but OP is overreacting.

 

Go away and come back when you learn what satire is.

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Posted 23 April 2014 - 10:39 AM

I use the 45 minutes that it takes to reload the game to quietly reflect on the intricacies of life, such as how nature designed the banana so that it is perfectly shaped to reach the male g-spot.

Ouch, you'd be wasting your time.  The modern banana was created by science.  They are basically sterile and can only be produced under artificial circumstances.  They are true abominations, much like this emoticon,  :breadfish:

 

 


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#18

Posted 23 April 2014 - 10:41 AM

OP your one sick puppy.


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Posted 23 April 2014 - 10:48 AM

Oh, and you totally forgot that they brought us the most innovative advancement in video games.  The impromptu race.  It's so great, I'm reminded every five minutes of it's existence.

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Posted 23 April 2014 - 10:54 AM Edited by senormidget, 23 April 2014 - 10:54 AM.

 

I use the 45 minutes that it takes to reload the game to quietly reflect on the intricacies of life, such as how nature designed the banana so that it is perfectly shaped to reach the male g-spot.

Ouch, you'd be wasting your time.  The modern banana was created by science.  They are basically sterile and can only be produced under artificial circumstances.  They are true abominations, much like this emoticon,  :breadfish:.

That's the love of my life you're talking about, have some damn respect.

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#21

Posted 23 April 2014 - 11:13 AM

I enjoy the audio and try to listen all the details with my 7.1 headset.

It's an amazing experience.
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#22

Posted 23 April 2014 - 11:26 AM

Console freezing has allowed us to have this amazing in depth discussion!


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#23

Posted 23 April 2014 - 11:29 AM

Console freezing has allowed us to have this amazing in depth discussion!

 

I know right? I have never seen people be so open!


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#24

Posted 23 April 2014 - 11:37 AM

 

 

 

r u gey?

No buh I'm pretty sure you are judging by the football club you support.

 

Bet you support Man United harharhar

 

Lmao yeah i do, Glory Glory Man United :D

 

Manchester mid-table United :3


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#25

Posted 23 April 2014 - 11:39 AM

Shaaaadaaap back on topic.


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#26

Posted 23 April 2014 - 11:40 AM

Hilarious poll and thread I'll give you that, but even after 10 hours of Online the last month or so (about 3 of them yesterday)I have yet to run into this glitch on my ps3

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Posted 23 April 2014 - 11:40 AM

freezing??


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#28

Posted 23 April 2014 - 11:53 AM

Where's the "it has never happened to me" option?

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Posted 23 April 2014 - 11:55 AM

Where's the "it has never happened to me" option?

 

That's what I'm wondering.  It's not a very good poll.


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#30

Posted 23 April 2014 - 12:14 PM

Taking so long to connect that I feel like I'm waiting for the commodore to load a game.

And losing connection to help me quit for the night when I just can't put the controller down.




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