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Posted 22 April 2014 - 10:52 PM

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Can you see that?
Yes, it's the 24/7 convenience store clerk smiling.
Yes, he still smiles! Despite being robbed and shot in the face 36 times a day, he always gets up, reopens and puts on a whole-hearty smile on his face as an F U to all you people trying to sabotage his business and crush his hopes of finally having a family vacation in Vice City. 

 

The lesson it taught me is that.. no matter what, you can't give up. No matter how many times you get shot in the face, you have to keep doing what you have a passion for and be happy you even got the opportunity to do something you love. And in order to reach success, it's okay to get killed 250 times a month, you'll get there eventually!

:')
He was even nice enough to let me take a selfie with him.
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Posted 22 April 2014 - 10:54 PM

Some people don't let crap bother them, They just let it roll right off their shoulders.

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Posted 22 April 2014 - 10:56 PM

This actually makes me really sad. God bless that man.


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Posted 22 April 2014 - 10:56 PM

Your username matches with your character's appearance.

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Posted 22 April 2014 - 10:59 PM

That's funny. I was just thinking that GTAO has revealed to me that I desire to be a little girl again.

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Posted 22 April 2014 - 10:59 PM

How cute OP, life lessons from GTAO. Who would've thought.
Only lesson I learned from this game is "Shoot first, ask questions later"
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Posted 22 April 2014 - 11:02 PM

Riveting tale chap


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Posted 22 April 2014 - 11:07 PM

 

 

 

 

Your username matches with your character's appearance.

 

Your name matches your IQ rating.

 

I simply called your in-game character ugly. 99% of in-game characters are ugly due to R*'s less-than-adequate character creation tool. Everything's going to be okay. Is that actually you? No. Are you any different in real life because of what I said? No. No need to get mad.

 

 

Bwahaaha, you're embarrassing yourself.
Just stop. 

 

So if I don't like the way your character looks, I'm stupid?  What I said wasn't nice, but the fact that you're taking it so seriously is troubling.

 

 

Why are you so convinced that I'm having a rage fit over you not liking the virtual character I made?
Grr!!!!!!!! :@@


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Posted 22 April 2014 - 11:10 PM

That and  ''Trust no one.''

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Posted 22 April 2014 - 11:13 PM

That and  ''Trust no one.''

 

ah, the most important lesson you'd learn from GTAO.

I used to be humanitarian until I started playing this game.

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Posted 22 April 2014 - 11:21 PM

"There goes the family vacati...." BOOM HEADSHOT.

24/7 has an amazing employee benefits package.

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Posted 22 April 2014 - 11:22 PM

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That made me giggle don't know why though.

 

That clerk kind of reminds me of the little old lady who works the morning shift at the little gas station here in town.

 

She was robbed a few weeks back and the robber was rough with her knocked her to the ground slipping her head open and instead of getting mad she just simply said "It's all in a days work besides I'm 79 years old I've seen so much crap in my time nothing fazes me anymore" she's the sweetest little lady in the world and would help you out in a time of need i got to visit her every other morning and she always greets me with a big smile dispite the pain she's in she puts her customers first

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Posted 22 April 2014 - 11:24 PM

"There goes the family vacati...." BOOM HEADSHOT.

24/7 has an amazing employee benefits package.

 

and amazing surveillance too!
Apparently, you can have 2 choppers sent to you in 5 seconds the moment you pull out your gun.

 

 

Moments before another clerk got shot in the face, look at the fear in his eyes.. here goes the family vacation!
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Posted 22 April 2014 - 11:25 PM

GTA Online taught me that it's easier to steal a military jet than walk up a steep hill.
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Posted 22 April 2014 - 11:27 PM

GTA Online taught me that it's easier to steal a military jet than walk up a steep hill.

Ain't that the truth.

 

I got stuck on the side of the hill earlier today it took me longer to get down from it to the road than it would've for me to call a helo, fly to the base, get into a jet, taxi out to the runway, line up my plane and take off


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Posted 22 April 2014 - 11:29 PM

It has taught me to either be the predator or the prey as in hunt or be hunted. Also either be the alpha or the beta b***h.

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Posted 22 April 2014 - 11:29 PM Edited by Lc gta, 22 April 2014 - 11:38 PM.

How cute OP, life lessons from GTAO. Who would've thought.
Only lesson I learned from this game is "Shoot first, ask questions later"


More like "Shoot first, ask questions never"

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Posted 22 April 2014 - 11:32 PM

I wonder what the shopkeepers think when a shirtless dude wearing a monkey mask walks in and buys like sixty dollars worth of snacks and beer and THEN pulls out a shotgun and takes all the cash.
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Posted 22 April 2014 - 11:38 PM

This is a far better life lesson than I was expecting.

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Posted 23 April 2014 - 12:35 AM Edited by cattafett, 23 April 2014 - 12:35 AM.

 

How cute OP, life lessons from GTAO. Who would've thought.
Only lesson I learned from this game is "Shoot first, ask questions later"


More like "Shoot first, ask questions never"

 

no its shoot first, shoot second, shoot third then ask if there is anything left 

if you get a reply shoot some more

then pour on some gasoline and ignite with a sticky 


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Posted 23 April 2014 - 01:13 AM

i don't shoot him

 

i just smack him across the face with a golf club

 

everybody wins, i get paid and he lives


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Posted 23 April 2014 - 01:22 AM

I get shot in the face 36 times per day also, but I'm not so cheery.  I'm movin' to Vice City ... or anywhere else without multiplayer. 

 

 

GTA0 is more like, "Shoot first, run away like a little bitch." 


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Posted 23 April 2014 - 01:24 AM

This is a perfect example of how GTAOnline is getting really boring LOL


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Posted 23 April 2014 - 01:47 AM

I don't think he's smiling as a F U to anyone trying to rob him, I think he's just trying to stifle his laughter from looking at your character. :p

Good thread, was expecting something a bit "heavier" in tone. But you gotta give it to that guy. Go far enough and wait a bit and he'll open up, it's like he opened up a med-kit, patched himself and got up to open the store. Give that man a tip for his services!


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Posted 23 April 2014 - 01:49 AM

I don't think he's smiling as a F U to anyone trying to rob him, I think he's just trying to stifle his laughter from looking at your character. :p

Good thread, was expecting something a bit "heavier" in tone. But you gotta give it to that guy. Go far enough and wait a bit and he'll open up, it's like he opened up a med-kit, patched himself and got up to open the store. Give that man a tip for his services!

 

Oh come on, my female character's just fine, she looks better than 90% of the other meth heads around here!  :cry:

 

I'd give him a tip, but then I'd rob that tip back.


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Posted 23 April 2014 - 02:04 AM

Helps to have a clone machine at home.

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Posted 23 April 2014 - 02:15 AM

Your toon is Hit!

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Posted 23 April 2014 - 03:09 AM

This is a perfect example of how GTAOnline is getting really boring LOL

amen.

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Posted 23 April 2014 - 03:14 AM

The only thing I learned from GTA:O is that most people in the world are hopeless in humanity.


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Posted 23 April 2014 - 03:33 AM

Man I feel like a bum right now for robbing that man blind..





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