So all you need to do is make spam longer?
Like this? "In b4 Togepi" = I am sure that any second now, a picture of Togepi will be posted to this thread.
Correct; however, since we frown mightily upon single image posts, odds that Togepi will be posted should be low, and therefore your statement is quantifiably false and worthy of a one-week temp ban.
For what? Doing nothing? I am making a logical statement about what you consider spam.