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#1501

Posted 16 July 2016 - 09:34 PM

Had some guy kill me while I was going about my business doing my own thing. Spawned close to him so killed him trying to pick me off again. Took to a rooftop only two floors high near ls customs. He kept coming after me so I kept killing him. After about 6 or 7 deaths he messages me. "I'm sorry please stop killing me" what gun r u using. I lol'd and told him. AP pistol.
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#1502

Posted 17 July 2016 - 12:04 AM

I'm rank 802 and get asked
"Are you a modded?"
Me: "Are u stupid?"
"Maybe"
Me: "GTA Online character created October 04, 2013"
"What about it?"
Me: "This game is full of idiots."
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Posted 17 July 2016 - 12:35 AM

Wouldn't say it was insultive but I thought it was pretty funny

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Man that's pretty cringey, GTA players thinking they world class.


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Posted 17 July 2016 - 12:39 AM Edited by MaleTiger, 17 July 2016 - 12:39 AM.

Top 90,000 wow he's defo the best.

The top 100 crews are like IGN and stuff that have millions of members, so he got in a game with one and had a fight with one lol what a noob.

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#1505

Posted 18 July 2016 - 11:38 AM

I'm not sure what to make of this. It's a low level female character who added me during a mission. We ended up in free roam together and she kept following me around and pestering me to ride around on her Bati. I eventually messaged her to ask if she needed race wins, as I offer to many low levels who friend me.

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...uhh. I'm pretty sure it's a lesbian? Very odd though


"It's" lmao
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#1506

Posted 18 July 2016 - 11:43 AM

"WHY?"

 

From one of two guys in tanks at LSC causing havoc after I destroyed them both with my Buzzard.

 

I think it was a rhetorical question :lol:

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#1507

Posted 18 July 2016 - 12:17 PM

This one's actually said friend I mentioned back when last I was in this thread. He's a nice guy.

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Then we've got the folks that hear me use my passing voice. Chasers, probably.

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And who even f*cking knows about this one.

I had just joined a lobby after finishing a job with my low level male character. He sends me this, I send him "That's great, man." He sends mercenaries after me.

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#1508

Posted 18 July 2016 - 12:39 PM

Got a message when going to a property of mine "leave or die."
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#1509

Posted 18 July 2016 - 01:05 PM

Not sure what this one would go under but anyways...

Got invited to do titan of a job I wasn't doing much so thought to myself "meh why not?" and joined. Mission loaded up and as soon we got to our cars a level 25 character started throwing sticky bombs onto our vehicles and went off on his bike before detonating them...blowing other players up, I was in my insurgent so it took the blast. I sent him a message saying "So what was that all about?" and he replied moments after with "I wanted to kill all of you so I get a bigger cut lol"

 

*sigh*

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Posted 18 July 2016 - 01:08 PM

Wouldn't say it was insultive but I thought it was pretty funny

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Man that's pretty cringey, GTA players thinking they world class.

HOW DARE YOU DISREPECT THE ONE, THE ONLY BLACKDAWNSEC?!?! /s
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#1511

Posted 18 July 2016 - 01:19 PM Edited by TheGamingPr025, 18 July 2016 - 01:20 PM.

Here is a recent one:
"Don't run away from a fight"

(says the person flying a buzzard back and forth across the map to fire a rocket then try to escape my crosshairs).
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#1512

Posted 18 July 2016 - 01:46 PM

I got told Medellin Cartel was a stupid name for a VIP organisation by some 12 yr old clueless punk.

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#1513

Posted 18 July 2016 - 04:08 PM

Not sure what this one would go under but anyways...

Got invited to do titan of a job I wasn't doing much so thought to myself "meh why not?" and joined. Mission loaded up and as soon we got to our cars a level 25 character started throwing sticky bombs onto our vehicles and went off on his bike before detonating them...blowing other players up, I was in my insurgent so it took the blast. I sent him a message saying "So what was that all about?" and he replied moments after with "I wanted to kill all of you so I get a bigger cut lol"

 

*sigh*

You can't kill players in missions unless you run them over, so no he didn't blow other players up.

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#1514

Posted 18 July 2016 - 04:39 PM

Just got called a racist because I'm in a crew called Pure White. Joined it for the paint. Ugh
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Posted 18 July 2016 - 05:40 PM

 

Not sure what this one would go under but anyways...

Got invited to do titan of a job I wasn't doing much so thought to myself "meh why not?" and joined. Mission loaded up and as soon we got to our cars a level 25 character started throwing sticky bombs onto our vehicles and went off on his bike before detonating them...blowing other players up, I was in my insurgent so it took the blast. I sent him a message saying "So what was that all about?" and he replied moments after with "I wanted to kill all of you so I get a bigger cut lol"

 

*sigh*

You can't kill players in missions unless you run them over, so no he didn't blow other players up.

 

The cars went up tho

 


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#1516

Posted 18 July 2016 - 05:43 PM

"kik?"

 

Nah, you're okay. I'm playing GTAO to make money and cause mayhem... not for random dick pics

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#1517

Posted 18 July 2016 - 06:36 PM

Got a message when going to a property of mine "leave or die."


Last person to tell me that, I told them to go f*ck themselves. Never really got anything back from them after that.

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#1518

Posted 18 July 2016 - 08:07 PM

Not really a message, but i was playing alot of stunt races today in the same lobby and i won all of them. After a while some people where placing bets on me haha :)


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#1519

Posted 19 July 2016 - 08:46 PM

Well this wasn't a reaction I was expecting:

 

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#helisexuality

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#1520

Posted 19 July 2016 - 09:17 PM

Well this wasn't a reaction I was expecting:

 

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#helisexuality

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#1521

Posted 20 July 2016 - 04:16 AM

Usually don't get messages.
The other day I got;
Him - "Bet ya can't kill me"
Me - " ok"
Him- "come kill me you piece of crap" (I can see on the map that he's in the wall breach in the tree)
Me- "nah"
Him- "you're a woose"
Me- "yes, I am a woose"
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#1522

Posted 20 July 2016 - 05:46 AM

For 10 minutes my friends thought my name was "TeammateAssassin" and kept telling everyone in the lobby about it.

I mean... Slander, man. That's slander.
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#1523

Posted 20 July 2016 - 02:10 PM

Usually don't get messages.
The other day I got;
Him - "Bet ya can't kill me"
Me - " ok"
Him- "come kill me you piece of crap" (I can see on the map that he's in the wall breach in the tree)
Me- "nah"
Him- "you're a woose"
Me- "yes, I am a woose"

 

I had something mildly similar a few weeks ago.

 

3 players on a yacht doing Piracy Prevention, I'm in a jet on the other side of the map being a tit. :colgate: 2 players start texting me.

 

P1-"come kill us pussy"

P2-"come kill us you pussy"

P1-"jet pussy come and kill us" etc....

 

Got about 6  texts from them before I got annoyed, so I head to yacht. Immediately crash jet lol, bollocks, I'll just snipe them. Killed player one 3 times and kill the second player 5 times then I start texting them.

 

Me- Did that hurt?, looked like it hurt lol"

 

P2- "yeah, yeah, it's only a game, no need for that" :lol: :lol:

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#1524

Posted 20 July 2016 - 02:25 PM

For 10 minutes my friends thought my name was "TeammateAssassin" and kept telling everyone in the lobby about it.

I mean... Slander, man. That's slander.

I see what you did there.

My friends would call me "Junior" since my PSN is jrl51592 and it has "jr" in it. It's just my initials and birthdate since I have no creativity.

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#1525

Posted 20 July 2016 - 07:25 PM

 

Usually don't get messages.
The other day I got;
Him - "Bet ya can't kill me"
Me - " ok"
Him- "come kill me you piece of crap" (I can see on the map that he's in the wall breach in the tree)
Me- "nah"
Him- "you're a woose"
Me- "yes, I am a woose"

 

I had something mildly similar a few weeks ago.

 

3 players on a yacht doing Piracy Prevention, I'm in a jet on the other side of the map being a tit. :colgate: 2 players start texting me.

 

P1-"come kill us pussy"

P2-"come kill us you pussy"

P1-"jet pussy come and kill us" etc....

 

Got about 6  texts from them before I got annoyed, so I head to yacht. Immediately crash jet lol, bollocks, I'll just snipe them. Killed player one 3 times and kill the second player 5 times then I start texting them.

 

Me- Did that hurt?, looked like it hurt lol"

 

P2- "yeah, yeah, it's only a game, no need for that" :lol: :lol:

 

 

If I had a dollar for every time someone was douchey in GTA Online, and once in Halo 5 Warzone, then they said "it's only a game" after calling them on it or settling the score.

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#1526

Posted 21 July 2016 - 05:40 AM

Im dying, this kid ranked 300 something, messaged me after hack, that i took too long and he wouldn't invite me to the heist. Lol. After i killed everybody at the switch and drove the van on all the hidden roads so the low rank im the back of the van wouldn't get killed and the lil 309 rank heist leader couldn't blow us up with his sticky bombs. Van was unharmed when we reached the location. Also did all the work in bikes and signal..

I responded "your loss" he sent 3 cocky messages in recession, i said "good luck", now i deleted the convo after my first response, then after my second. Then he sent me 2 or 3 more and then aaid blocked.
Lol didn't even entertain it..
Joined somebody else heist directly after..
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#1527

Posted 21 July 2016 - 11:45 AM

8000 ranked player just sent me a message calling me an SOB (albeit in French) cheater. Guessing he isn't too happy about me winning stunt races cleanly. 

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#1528

Posted 4 weeks ago

Well this wasn't a reaction I was expecting:

 

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#helisexuality

 

Freakin' hilarious, Can't. Props for that message. 

 

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#1529

Posted 4 weeks ago

"If u dont wait i will leave"


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#1530

Posted 4 weeks ago

I was playing a couple of team deathmatches last night, and I am on the same team as the host.  It was a good sized lobby--22, I believe.  We win the first match, and when the second match launches, I almost immediately see a text message from him on my in-game phone (not PSN).

 

He says:  "Hi I wanna rub salsa all over ur back. ;) <3..." *followed by a string of even more seemingly flirtatious emojis that I cannot replicate from memory*

 

I didn't respond, but I think my reaction was:

 

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I wasn't sure whether or not to take this as him having a salsa fetish, being mistaken on ethnicity, or both.

 

Terrifying though!  :lol:

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