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Black Rabbit
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#31

Posted 17 April 2014 - 06:38 PM

I get called a 'N----r" way too often. Just because my username is Black Rabbit, does not mean that I'm of African decent (name refers to the Black Rabbit of Inle, the bringer of death in the rabbit world from Watership Down). Come on people. You sound stupid. 

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Posted 17 April 2014 - 06:38 PM

=> Then a few days ago I send a message to all recent players saying I'll launch a list, that they're welcome. Some guy sends me a voice message : "I'm in, and I'll suck your d*ck" (he had a GT with the word Battyboy in it, or "fag" in jamaican slang)


Did he do a good job?

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Posted 17 April 2014 - 06:41 PM Edited by GTAVArtem013, 17 April 2014 - 06:41 PM.

I was in a session with one of my crew mates who went on a killing spree in the lobby and I decided to get off for the time being because I had a few things to do in the day. I return at night, log onto Xbox, and I see that I had received a voice message from a random person. I play the voice message and hear "Wow, you're riding my dick pretty hard, can you hop the f*ck off?". Confused and :blink: , I decided to check my last recent players and lo and behold, The person who sent me the voice message was in the same lobby that my crew mate and I were in. It turned out the guy confused me for my crew mate who was actually the one who kept killing him and fighting the lobby. It was a good laugh none the less :lol: .


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#34

Posted 17 April 2014 - 06:45 PM

'fat ginger f*ck' 

i am neither fat nor ginger.

But you are a f*ck?

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#35

Posted 17 April 2014 - 06:47 PM

i never receive nice messages...

they are always really angry and pissed, racist insults and stuff like that.

the most recent one was a guy yesterday, a level 202 tryed to grief me, which ofcourse was unsuccessful, i proceed to grief and spawnkill the bastard, he got all mad, reported me, then for the next 2 hours proceed to send me messages like...

"i hope your whole family burn in a fire"
"hope your kids get raped"
"the KKK should skin your mom alive"

all this while sending mugger, mercenaries and putting 9k bounties on me, everytime the options became available.

it was kinda fun and sad at the same time.

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Posted 17 April 2014 - 06:50 PM Edited by Wally Walrus, 17 April 2014 - 06:51 PM.

i never receive nice messages...

they are always really angry and pissed, racist insults and stuff like that.

the most recent one was a guy yesterday, a level 202 tryed to grief me, which ofcourse was unsuccessful, i proceed to grief and spawnkill the bastard, he got all mad, reported me, then for the next 2 hours proceed to send me messages like...

"i hope your whole family burn in a fire"
"hope your kids get raped"
"the KKK should skin your mom alive"

all this while sending mugger, mercenaries and putting 9k bounties on me, everytime the options became available.

it was kinda fun and sad at the same time.

 

Althou I do not support the racist comments people wrote to you, the hat you're wearing kinda explains why you get no nice messages

 

 

 

you grief, you accept the consequences

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#37

Posted 17 April 2014 - 06:51 PM

It involved my mother and wierdly a goat
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#38

Posted 17 April 2014 - 06:55 PM

I got a message reading

"only white people can play these types of games, go back to nba f*cking n***er"

 

reported him and moved on


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Posted 17 April 2014 - 07:02 PM

some people send me messages saying things like "WOAH THAT WAS INSANE!" or "CRAZY LUCKY SHOT"

 

this is when i snipe people out of vehicles from a distance

 

about 1/25 people send me messages, the other 24 are butt hurt lol 


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Posted 17 April 2014 - 07:03 PM

some people send me messages saying things like "WOAH THAT WAS INSANE!" or "CRAZY LUCKY SHOT"

 

this is when i snipe people out of vehicles from a distance

 

about 1/25 people send me messages, the other 24 are butt hurt lol 

 

Much story. So sniper. Aim amazing.

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Posted 17 April 2014 - 07:04 PM

I once had a squeaker send me a voice message saying they would show me how to do the armless glitch if I gave them $10,000.  I replied advising that Google just did it for free.

 

Playing Top Fun (the one that start at the airport), I'm the last one alive on my team.  I'm running through the underground to lie in wait at the end of the subway tunnel.  I hear 2 explosions in quick succession and get notifications telling me that 2 of the 3 opponents have committed suicide.  My plan is working a treat, it's a 1 on 1 battle now.  I'm crouched in an alcove with a perfect view of the tunnel entrance and the track beyond.  There is no cover at all for my opponent (unless they come from behind, in which case I'm knackered but we'll conveniently ignore that for now).  I call Lester and reveal all players, he's miles away but I continue my wait.  Suddenly, out of no where, one of my fellow team mates sends me a message on XBL.  It reads "Do sumthin chiken".  Effin' great ain't it?  Last man standing, very good chance of winning the game, and I get that bull crap.  I was tempted to commit suicide and ask "is that was what you had in mind?".  Asshat!

 

Anyway, the dude drove in the tunnel, I machine gunned him and won the game.  My joyous mood and elation was ruined by this ungrateful prick.

 

A Frenchist did tell me "good work" and wish me a happy New Year after about 3 or 4 hours of mission after mission.  That was one of the best players I have ever had the privilege to play alongside.

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Posted 17 April 2014 - 07:06 PM

 

"take red out or leave"

 

???

 

Until this day I don't know what that sh*t meant. My character's shirt is red so maybe it's that

 

When i first read it, i thought it could have been the bounty but idk 


Some guy saw my rank and messaged me saying hacker.. and at the time (about a week or 2 ago) I was a rank 130 or something.. :/

 

I didn't have a bounty, but I was doing a gang attack when he showed up with a gdamn tank. And the gang attack zones are red too


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#43

Posted 17 April 2014 - 07:06 PM

some people send me messages saying things like "WOAH THAT WAS INSANE!" or "CRAZY LUCKY SHOT"
 
this is when i snipe people out of vehicles from a distance
 
about 1/25 people send me messages, the other 24 are butt hurt lol 


Are you the guy that got famous for intercepting the flight path of a bullet with another bullet. If you gave me maybe just one of your pubes some of your magic might rub off on me

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#44

Posted 17 April 2014 - 07:08 PM

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#45

Posted 17 April 2014 - 07:12 PM

Some dude messaged me "fils de puta" after I spawn killed him a few times for killing me, pretty sure it means son of a bitch lol
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#46

Posted 17 April 2014 - 07:16 PM

Some dude killed me once and said "my city"
Me and my friend proceeded to kill him about 30 times
My response "your city. Not from what I've seen"
He responds "1v1 blah blah blah your garbage"
Keep in mind that My friend and i were in tanks at this point killing him for lolz

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Posted 17 April 2014 - 07:17 PM Edited by I3AZZAI2, 17 April 2014 - 07:19 PM.

Some guy was gloating to me how he won a race that I half assed, after all he did was PIT everybody. I called him a scumbag and said I'd whoop his ass if I was actually trying. ^^
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#48

Posted 17 April 2014 - 07:27 PM

I get a kick out of sending this message sequence to all players in the lobby:

 

 

1.   I have been sent here to kill you.

 

Some ignore, some will answer "bring it on @#%!#" or "why?"
 

 

2.  This is not personal, it is business for my client

 

Then people start responding asking what the heck I'm talking about or who the client is.

 

3.  I will find you...and I will kill you.  It is my destiny.

By this time I usually have half the lobby's white dots heading in my direction.

 

4.  I have changed my mind, we are now scooter brothers

Some get the reference and laugh, others call me a b*tch and f*ggot

 

 

All of the above makes for some pretty funny outcomes and scenarios.   I get mugged, shot by off-the-radar guys, crashed into by planes, sniped, merc's sent at me, bountys on me.   Of course I also like to be somewhat hidden sitting in my tank so that when they come hauling butt around the corner to confront me they're met face to face with a tank barrel staring at them.  99% of the time I don't even shoot them, I just like watching their reaction. 

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#49

Posted 17 April 2014 - 07:28 PM

Get in da choppa

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Posted 17 April 2014 - 07:30 PM

The worst things people can call me are in fact the best messages I can receive.  I don't have any on hand because they're usually in-game messages, but they usually call me a hacker, cheater, etc just because I can fly a jet and kill them in 2 seconds.


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#51

Posted 17 April 2014 - 07:32 PM

"Stop playing, dinner's ready. xxx wifey"

 

Spoiler


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#52

Posted 17 April 2014 - 08:07 PM

Was playing last night and was free roam killing like everyone else and this one guy sends me a text message saying "u a b*tch" and then i replied "lol u mad bro". He sent me another one saying "u still a b*tch". He then tried over and over to kill me while im on foot but failed miserably. I proceeded to make him my b*tch by killing 10 times and then he left the session.

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Posted 17 April 2014 - 08:11 PM Edited by III974III, 17 April 2014 - 08:13 PM.

I knew we'd have some madness here. :)

 

Did he do a good job?

 

I can't answer that. But if you really want to know my view on that, I can give you my number. :)

 

I got a message reading

"only white people can play these types of games, go back to nba f*cking n***er"

 

reported him and moved on

 

 

i never receive nice messages...

they are always really angry and pissed, racist insults and stuff like that.

the most recent one was a guy yesterday, a level 202 tryed to grief me, which ofcourse was unsuccessful, i proceed to grief and spawnkill the bastard, he got all mad, reported me, then for the next 2 hours proceed to send me messages like...

"i hope your whole family burn in a fire"
"hope your kids get raped"
"the KKK should skin your mom alive"

all this while sending mugger, mercenaries and putting 9k bounties on me, everytime the options became available.

it was kinda fun and sad at the same time.

 

I can see how it was unsuccesful seing your K/D stats Carimbo.

 

As for them racist idiots, I really can't figure how this can even exist.

 

It involved my mother and wierdly a goat

 

LMAO

 

 

I once had a squeaker send me a voice message saying they would show me how to do the armless glitch if I gave them $10,000.  I replied advising that Google just did it for free.

 

Playing Top Fun (the one that start at the airport), I'm the last one alive on my team.  I'm running through the underground to lie in wait at the end of the subway tunnel.  I hear 2 explosions in quick succession and get notifications telling me that 2 of the 3 opponents have committed suicide.  My plan is working a treat, it's a 1 on 1 battle now.  I'm crouched in an alcove with a perfect view of the tunnel entrance and the track beyond.  There is no cover at all for my opponent (unless they come from behind, in which case I'm knackered but we'll conveniently ignore that for now).  I call Lester and reveal all players, he's miles away but I continue my wait.  Suddenly, out of no where, one of my fellow team mates sends me a message on XBL.  It reads "Do sumthin chiken".  Effin' great ain't it?  Last man standing, very good chance of winning the game, and I get that bull crap.  I was tempted to commit suicide and ask "is that was what you had in mind?".  Asshat!

 

Anyway, the dude drove in the tunnel, I machine gunned him and won the game.  My joyous mood and elation was ruined by this ungrateful prick.

 

A Frenchist did tell me "good work" and wish me a happy New Year after about 3 or 4 hours of mission after mission.  That was one of the best players I have ever had the privilege to play alongside.

 

I sometimes do something similar, not hiding, but using the minigun. And I know what you mean, because my teamates often leave the game before it ends. My guess is they want the game to end quickly, since they died.

 

As for the french guy, it's one of those rare moments when you meet someone cool. You (we) seem to forget those exist sometimes.

 

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This definately deserved a picture. And no, sorry, I don't "comperehiden" what that means either. :)

 

I get a kick out of sending this message sequence to all players in the lobby:

 

 

1.   I have been sent here to kill you.

 

Some ignore, some will answer "bring it on @#%!#" or "why?"
 

 

2.  This is not personal, it is business for my client

 

Then people start responding asking what the heck I'm talking about or who the client is.

 

3.  I will find you...and I will kill you.  It is my destiny.

By this time I usually have half the lobby's white dots heading in my direction.

 

4.  I have changed my mind, we are now scooter brothers

Some get the reference and laugh, others call me a b*tch and f*ggot

 

 

All of the above makes for some pretty funny outcomes and scenarios.   I get mugged, shot by off-the-radar guys, crashed into by planes, sniped, merc's sent at me, bountys on me.   Of course I also like to be somewhat hidden sitting in my tank so that when they come hauling butt around the corner to confront me they're met face to face with a tank barrel staring at them.  99% of the time I don't even shoot them, I just like watching their reaction. 

 

LMAO


"Stop playing, dinner's ready. xxx wifey"

 

Spoiler

 

It's because you don't seem to get involved in free mode killing, but that's not a bad thing really.


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#54

Posted 17 April 2014 - 08:18 PM

I don't have the patience to type a ONE word text message.  How someone can sit there and type up a rant that is so long it gets cut off is beyond me.

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Posted 17 April 2014 - 08:19 PM

last time I played online some punk took some shots at me and then chased me down the road... I dropped a grenade out the winder and nailed him...  (i say him, but coulda' been a her)  then I receive a message "fuk u bitch" and then this clown chased me again only to learn that I'm no novice at bombing fools that follow me... boom!  blew him up again... 

 

punks...

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#56

Posted 17 April 2014 - 08:26 PM

In game text from a random player - "I have a jet for you"

I know this was a bad idea but I was curious.  I find the player at the beach unarmed and standing next to a jet.  I jump on the jet and as I am about to climb in they kill me.  I spawn not too far away and I see them flying away in the jet.  I sent an in game text back "I knew it was too good to be true" and received a reply back "I really was going to give the jet to you but I changed my mind"


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Posted 17 April 2014 - 08:27 PM Edited by Cmdr_Shepherd, 17 April 2014 - 08:30 PM.

Got invited to 'Hack and Dash' ages ago by a higher-level random ...who proceeded to get himself shot to pieces and waste every life in the process. Vehicle was unrecoverable, and the mission was a failure.

...and then the guy sends me a message simply saying "s**t c**t". Charming.

Can't remember my reply - something like "maybe learn to play/drive/shoot next time..." or similar. But damn, that guy was the sort of douchenozzle that gives gaming with randoms a bad rep...


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#58

Posted 17 April 2014 - 08:27 PM

Just recently some dude put a 9K bounty on me. Sent me a message saying "RUN FOR FOREST, RUN!"

 

I did, and 48 min later I was 9K richer. 

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#59

Posted 17 April 2014 - 08:28 PM

"U girl?" Or friend request I have like 10 right now lol

Tons of these, also

 

"hey sexy"

"hey gorgeous"

 

etc.

 

I also got raped in the shower in-game by 5 dudes.  I still cry..

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#60

Posted 17 April 2014 - 08:30 PM

I usually send random people messages. One guy killed me while he was in that wall glitch by LSC. I texted something along the lines of You've been reprted for exploiting the game. Texted me back saying something like you little fag, come so I can kill you again. I just texted him back saying lol.





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