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#4441

Posted 2 weeks ago

cant remember any good ones, but I got a funny bad one just a few hours ago.

 

I was testing out my new Tula and there was an HTW that just started. The vehicle happened to be nearby so I decided to join in. So I land and right as I get out, I get blown up by the lvl 38 that was on the vehicle. I was already mad at some griefers from a previous session so I just decided to kill this noob over and over, also to discourage him from trying to compete with me for the vehicle. So after I kill him about 10 times I get this message - "Quit killing him hes 6 years old i will report u". I continued to kill him 30 more times and made sure to win the HTW, before he finally left. Since this kid was like 10 I decided to reply with "6 years old is too young. I'm calling the FBI". He never replied and it was shortly before he left so he probably got scared, ha.

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#4442

Posted 2 weeks ago

So, another Edgy kid just orbital cannons me for killing him about 7 times (The dude blew up my Savage so I taught him a lesson), I Fox laugh at him
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So I proceeded to take him for 40 some odd rounds with the Hind, He is currently Glitched and rage spamming Orbital Cannons and has missed me about 7 times now, the others aren't so lucky.

Simply put, don't threaten me.

(Side note, the dude is only a Level 16, and was throwing Sticky Bombs at the Savage)

welp it doesn't sound like a rhyme

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#4443

Posted 2 weeks ago

So, another Edgy kid just orbital cannons me for killing him about 7 times (The dude blew up my Savage so I taught him a lesson), I Fox laugh at hime6pfiC9.jpg
So I proceeded to take him for 40 some odd rounds with the Hind, He is currently Glitched and rage spamming Orbital Cannons and has missed me about 7 times now, the others aren't so lucky.
Simply put, don't threaten me.
(Side note, the dude is only a Level 16, and was throwing Sticky Bombs at the Savage)

welp it doesn't sound like a rhyme
With that level of edge. I think rhyming was the at the bottom of the to-do list.
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#4444

Posted 2 weeks ago Edited by Happy Hunter, 2 weeks ago.

This guy tries to creep up on my Hunter with his Akula. Fair enough, that's the point of it. But then he starts whining after I shoot him down.

 

(Him). "Don't be a tryhard"

 

Well I tell him he tried to kill me, not the other way around.

 

He then says something along the lines of "Your memory's that short? You used the noob cannon!"

 

(Myself). "Wtf?"

 

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(Myself). "The Hunter doesn't have a cannon you can use solo"

 

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(Myself). "I've never heard anyone call it that, lmao"

 

He then tries to convince me that it's widely called "the new noob cannon", that people think it's worse than the Hydra's cannons. For a start, it isn't even a f*cking cannon. It's a barrage of 7 rockets, with a cooldown inbetween, and smaller blast radius than standard missiles. If you stuck a Hydra cannon on my Hunter he'd be able to tell the difference in a hurry lol.

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#4445

Posted 2 weeks ago Edited by thepiebaker, 2 weeks ago.

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He stopped :(
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#4446

Posted 2 weeks ago

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#4447

Posted 2 weeks ago

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This made me feel pretty good inside.

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#4448

Posted 2 weeks ago

I thought that it was only a myth... but no, it actually happened to me today. Some kid told me that his dad owns microsoft and I'm getting banned. Ok kid what am I getting banned for? You were in an mc and your president tried to kill me. I killed him in defence and you rushed in to try to kill me as well so I killed you too. If your dad really owned microsoft then microsoft wouldn't have too many customers. if he is going to ban everyone who kills you, then he's banning 99% of the customer base because you f*cking suck kid

 

"My dad owns Microsoft", it's so good I think I'm gonna use it  :lol:

Or my dad owns the Internet, even better.

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#4449

Posted 2 weeks ago

This guy tries to creep up on my Hunter with his Akula. Fair enough, that's the point of it. But then he starts whining after I shoot him down.

 

(Him). "Don't be a tryhard"

 

Well I tell him he tried to kill me, not the other way around.

 

He then says something along the lines of "Your memory's that short? You used the noob cannon!"

 

(Myself). "Wtf?"

 

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(Myself). "The Hunter doesn't have a cannon you can use solo"

 

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(Myself). "I've never heard anyone call it that, lmao"

 

He then tries to convince me that it's widely called "the new noob cannon", that people think it's worse than the Hydra's cannons. For a start, it isn't even a f*cking cannon. It's a barrage of 7 rockets, with a cooldown inbetween, and smaller blast radius than standard missiles. If you stuck a Hydra cannon on my Hunter he'd be able to tell the difference in a hurry lol.

 

It´s funny how they always say this sh*t is OP. Why don´t they use the barrage himself then? Oh yeah, right, because they ain´t hit sh*t with it. Propably had homing missiles on his akula too, i guess? Had a guy yesterday who tried to kill my savage with a homing-akula. Let´s say he was pissed afterwards.

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#4450

Posted 2 weeks ago

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Lol, shoot guns for real, some kids need stop thinking their bad asses over anonymous gamer tags
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#4451

Posted 2 weeks ago

Spoiler

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#4452

Posted 2 weeks ago Edited by RedDagger, 2 weeks ago.

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Lol, shoot guns for real, some kids need stop thinking their bad asses over anonymous gamer tags

 
I replied "1600 Pennsylvania Ave, NW Washington D.C. 20500". 
 
Part of me was hoping he'd travel there and let Social Darwinism do its thing.
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#4453

Posted 2 weeks ago

Just another day in the office :music:
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Lmao! People are super sensitive nowadays
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#4454

Posted 2 weeks ago Edited by DrRumpleSweatyForeSkin, 2 weeks ago.

 

Just another day in the office :music:
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Lmao! People are super sensitive nowadays

 

You could say that for the past few years, and not just in gaming XD

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#4455

Posted 2 weeks ago Edited by Suzuki Azure Vulpine, 2 weeks ago.


So I'm doing my normal Russian Blue Terror act on some ground based Try Hard, when suddenly he appears and loses, and then gets a lucky hit on me, So I go passive *Try hard hunter mode activated
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Me: You Text'd First, you lose via Tryhard code
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Me: I shot your meta jet down with a Hind, Invaild.
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Me: Speak English please, I don't speak Tryhard.
Him: "Cry"
Me: Nah, I'm LMAFO
Him: "Cry"
Me: Language skills of a 2 year old.
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Me to myself: How Droll......
So then I go to Savage Grief him and misjudge my height and crash land, Passive once more as the Marksmen Spam begins.
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Me: Jet Scurb
So then I got my Jet and gave him a taste of his own craft, seems that and the insult hurt his pride (Cause that's his only friend on Xbox, with a whole 0 friends and 685 gamerscore), and he rage quit.

Me as f*ck right now: 

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#4456

Posted 2 weeks ago

This guy tries to creep up on my Hunter with his Akula.


I was chased by an Akula too. Popped Chaff and downed him. He was so salty. He wasted OTR to grab it and then used Ghost to try to keep up.. I don't think he was aware Akula can go stealth.. lol

I went up as high as I could and saw him creepin' up behind me.
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#4457

Posted 2 weeks ago

Some guy went a bit weird when I wouldn't let him orbital strike me.

 

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#4458

Posted 2 weeks ago

Some guy went a bit weird when I wouldn't let him orbital strike me.

 

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Damn it, now I'm hungry. BRB, making a sandwich.

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#4459

Posted 2 weeks ago

Some guy went a bit weird when I wouldn't let him orbital strike me.

 

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he must've been eating BBQ chicken salad sandwich while he texting you

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#4460

Posted 2 weeks ago

The same player, and he always driving/flying a Deluxo:

 

- Your mom with terminal braincancer

- I hope ur children die of cancer 2, just like ur mom

- Kanker noob cant without his machines


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#4461

Posted 2 weeks ago Edited by ronbonjovi, 2 weeks ago.

My company name is Initech. I was doing some CEO work and got a message saying "Yeahhhh..... I'm going to need those TPS reports on my desk by the end of the day. Thanksss.."

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#4462

Posted 2 weeks ago

"r u a modder"

Most frequent message I get on a weekly basis.

It's understandable these 10 year-olds think I do such a thing anyway...Rank 672, maxed out player stats, full vehicle access. 🤔
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#4463

Posted 2 weeks ago Edited by AlbanyEsperanto, 2 weeks ago.

Some Off the Radar girl says this: 

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#4464

Posted 2 weeks ago

"your mum has cancer"

 

random tryhards asking me to "1v1" is lovely too


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#4465

Posted 2 weeks ago

Some Off the Radar girl says this: 

 

So what's so special about the line "Rosa, I'm not talking to you, calm down"  "and record my ass"? Am I missing something?

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#4466

Posted 2 weeks ago

 

Some Off the Radar girl says this: 

 

So what's so special about the line "Rosa, I'm not talking to you, calm down"  "and record my ass"? Am I missing something?

 

 

I'm glad it's not just me.


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#4467

Posted 2 weeks ago

Some guy went a bit weird when I wouldn't let him orbital strike me.
 
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I just fell off my chair after seeing that message. Man I’ve never laughed so hard! Should have asked them for a sandwich.
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#4468

Posted 2 weeks ago

^ Professional deformation, he works in sandwich department. Not like it's a bad thing though, everyone may want a sandwich eventually.

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#4469

Posted 2 weeks ago

Was looking through my video archive today an came across this. Forgotten about it but the memory came flushing back. This was taken shortly after import export came out. Some player was generally trolling the lobby, so I tried out, what was back then, a new way to go after such parasites. From the picture and the reaction you can work out what had happened.

 

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What was quite funny later was 3 turreted limos later other people in the session figured out why the tool thought he'd been attacked by a script kiddie with a mod menu:

 

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#4470

Posted A week ago Edited by AlbanyEsperanto, A week ago.

Some more 'wild masseges' from today. Im been having fun with SHOKKERZ91 killing players.

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Then i ended on Shokker,s session. This massege is said to SHOKKER:Kurwo zajebana

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I approched this guys house with TM02 Khanjali and then.... Scared of tank arent ya?

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