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III974III
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#1

Posted 17 April 2014 - 05:48 PM Edited by III974III, 17 April 2014 - 06:20 PM.

I receive a lot of sh*t and some are funny, while some are disturbing at the very least.

 

I think it might be fun to share and read your stories.

 

I searched (not very thoroughly I admit) and didn't find something similar. Please indicate me if this is going to be locked and make me feel stupid. :)

 

I'll start :

 

=> A guy I don't know sends me : "GIVE ME MONEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY", to which I respond "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO", to which he responds "PLEAAAAAAAAAAAAAASEEEEEEEEEEEE". Story ends here.

 

=> Another guy threatens me to report me as a cheater for winning a freaking race. Thanks for acknowledging my skills stupid.

 

=> Another guy with a kid voice insults me for winning a race, to which I respond with more insults. The answer I got , and keep in mind he had a kid voice, was : "you don't know how built I am, and if we're gonna do this, I'll come with my gun."

 

=> Then a few days ago I send a message to all recent players saying I'll launch a list, that they're welcome. Some guy sends me a voice message : "I'm in, and I'll suck your d*ck" (he had a GT with the word Battyboy in it, or "fag" in jamaican slang)

 

What are your stories guys ?

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Posted 17 April 2014 - 05:50 PM

I had this guy buzz my apartment, so I let him in. Then he went to my garage, saw my cars, then later sent me a message ''pls can u doplicate carrr for mi''

I lol'd.

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#3

Posted 17 April 2014 - 05:50 PM

"take red out or leave"

 

???

 

Until this day I don't know what that sh*t meant. My character's shirt is red so maybe it's that

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Posted 17 April 2014 - 05:50 PM

I don't have the patience, and I'm too old to get into spats with people. So my inbox is only open to those on my friends list. But as far as in game texts, usually it's give me money or pick me up. When they ask me for a ride I usually tell them to call a cab or walk.

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Posted 17 April 2014 - 05:51 PM Edited by LittleB, 17 April 2014 - 05:52 PM.

just friend requests, never get any random messages on GTAO.

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Posted 17 April 2014 - 05:51 PM

I've had a guy send me a message saying, "Yo b*tch ass n*gga you a straight up f*cking idiot, I wreck you 'till morning you suck".
With One Direction playing in the background, I responded, "I'm way more f*cking tougher than you, boi".
He replies with Justin Bieber playing in the background, "Nah, I'm tougher, you lame f*ck".

Good times.

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Posted 17 April 2014 - 05:52 PM

"U girl?" Or friend request I have like 10 right now lol
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#8

Posted 17 April 2014 - 05:53 PM Edited by The Angel King, 17 April 2014 - 05:55 PM.

I only get "add me" and "u suk b!tch" messages. Of course the typical angry responses after you blow up some guy in a chrome car chasing you. 

I've had a guy send me a message saying, "Yo b*tch ass n*gga you a straight up f*cking idiot, I wreck you 'till morning you suck".
With One Direction playing in the background, I responded, "I'm way more f*cking tougher than you, boi".
He replies with Justin Bieber playing in the background, "Nah, I'm tougher, you lame f*ck".

Good times.

Trolls trolling each other. Sounds like fun ;)

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Posted 17 April 2014 - 05:54 PM

I hate to admit this but you guys know that YouTube fa**ot IWhateverTeddy who leaches glitches from here and puts videos on every day, spreading his BS and further ruining the game? Well, I found him on PSN and told him I was reporting him. He didn't respond and came trying to kill me so I just did it again.
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Posted 17 April 2014 - 05:54 PM

Lol I  was in a lobby today. Didn't say anything, didn't do anything and I got a message jsut saying leave. 

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Posted 17 April 2014 - 05:54 PM

'fat ginger f*ck' 

i am neither fat nor ginger.

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Posted 17 April 2014 - 05:56 PM

A player apologized after blowin up my PV. Shocking but it's true
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Posted 17 April 2014 - 05:58 PM

"take red out or leave"

 

???

 

Until this day I don't know what that sh*t meant. My character's shirt is red so maybe it's that

 

When i first read it, i thought it could have been the bounty but idk 


Some guy saw my rank and messaged me saying hacker.. and at the time (about a week or 2 ago) I was a rank 130 or something.. :/ 


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#14

Posted 17 April 2014 - 05:58 PM

'fat ginger f*ck' 

i am neither fat nor ginger.

I chuckled a little......then I look down at your sig. Very fitting in these forums especially haha.Thanks for the "lols". 

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Posted 17 April 2014 - 05:59 PM

I get a pretty psychotic message here and there; its disturbing.


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#16

Posted 17 April 2014 - 06:00 PM

Some guy said he was going to kill my family because I kept killing him in a tank hahahahaha

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Posted 17 April 2014 - 06:01 PM Edited by III974III, 17 April 2014 - 06:02 PM.

I had this guy buzz my apartment, so I let him in. Then he went to my garage, saw my cars, then later sent me a message ''pls can u doplicate carrr for mi''

I lol'd.

 

You gotta love these poor bastards who think they'll got something else than a big laugh.

 

I don't have the patience, and I'm too old to get into spats with people. So my inbox is only open to those on my friends list. But as far as in game texts, usually it's give me money or pick me up. When they ask me for a ride I usually tell them to call a cab or walk.

 

I never get "pick me up" messages, I guess my cars are just too ugly.

 

"U girl?" Or friend request I have like 10 right now lol

 

My friend with a girl character told me this. Some guys are just real pathetic.

 

'fat ginger f*ck' 

i am neither fat nor ginger.

 

But maybe you were a "f*ck", he didn't know that :)


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Posted 17 April 2014 - 06:01 PM Edited by Wally Walrus, 17 April 2014 - 06:07 PM.

best: You're a beast! *sends me invite to other games and calls me to join his crew*

 

 

worse: I probably wear heels bigger than your dick

 

started off as an argument where I was just trolling her around since she was mad I killed her friend with my sniper rifle

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#19

Posted 17 April 2014 - 06:02 PM

Someone called me a 'pu55y b1tch'. Typical GTA Online community :p

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Posted 17 April 2014 - 06:03 PM

another story thread when we have a pinned thread for this...sweet

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#21

Posted 17 April 2014 - 06:05 PM

A player apologized after blowin up my PV. Shocking but it's true

 

I have actually done this when I accidentally blew someone up. Not everyone playing online is a douchenugget, you know :)

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Posted 17 April 2014 - 06:06 PM

I got called a tramp once.
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#23

Posted 17 April 2014 - 06:06 PM

Also a lot but one in particular that i can remember straight away =
You f*cking pussy , Dutch smackhead!
it was after i blewed up his tank :-)
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#24

Posted 17 April 2014 - 06:06 PM

I signed in and spawned at the airport once. Some of the other Queens were there murdering folk. I jumped in a helicopter and went up to a rooftop, whipped out the Heavy Sniper and joined in. There was this one chick, I must have popped her like 9 times. Everytime she spawned, she was somewhere where I could get another shot at her, so she couldn't get away. When she finally grew a brain and spawned in passive mode she sent me this:

 

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The funniest part about that to me is the face her avatar is making. I just goes with that message. I LOL'd.

I said It's only a game, we all die. Why are you mad?

Her Response:

 

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After I mentioned Invite Only, she posted like 5 more messages that would be inappropriate to show here, lolz.

 

Later on that same day, I ran into this guy:

 

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As soon as he turned off Passive.... well, take a wild guess what happened.

His response:

 

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#25

Posted 17 April 2014 - 06:09 PM Edited by Shadow-sxs, 17 April 2014 - 06:10 PM.

Spoiler

 

Such creativity. One of many.

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Posted 17 April 2014 - 06:10 PM Edited by III974III, 17 April 2014 - 06:13 PM.


best: You're a beast! *sends me invite to other games and calls me to join his crew*

 

 

worse: I probably wear heels bigger than your dick

 

dat feeling when someone says you're good. Pure sweetness.

 

dat feeling when I read your worse one. Pure harshness.

 

another story thread when we have a pinned thread for this...sweet

 

As I said bro, I don't pretend I'm the best organized guy in the world. I checked the thread you're mentioning, and there are a lot of gameplay stories, this one is focused on in game messages (and their stories) only.

 

But again, if this was to be locked or whatever else, no hard feelings. :)

 

Someone called me a 'pu55y b1tch'. Typical GTA Online community :p

 

You mean typical 2014 youngsters community. 

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Posted 17 April 2014 - 06:12 PM

Spoiler

 

Such creativity. One of many.

 

lmfao its funny because it was probably written by a retard 

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#28

Posted 17 April 2014 - 06:31 PM

best message i got was when some guy got extremely angry at me after killing him one time

 

apparently he was so angry that he wanted to shove his willy in my ass and swirl it around so it hurts more

 

joke's on him, i was slightly turned on  :beerhat:

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Posted 17 April 2014 - 06:33 PM

The only player text I ever got was "WTF? :-("


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Posted 17 April 2014 - 06:36 PM

Been called a hacker a few times.

I got a few good game messages. Had some dude killing everyone and then say the only person he rates in the lobby was me. Mainly cos I kept suicide bombing him.
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