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PicardsBong
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#2101

Posted A week ago

Smoking some sticky for the first time in a long while tonight, thank god. Payday, squared up what I owed to my pet goldfish's weed guy, and on top of all that, got a great 6 month review at work to celebrate. This next big bong rip is for all you GTAStoners and whatever form of flower you be enjoying this evening/time wherever in space you are. :)
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#2102

Posted A week ago

so they're coming out with this little doohickey.

 

 

but it doesn't really work the way I want a weed analyzer to work.

it tells you what kind of cannabinoids are in the plant, which is fine, but also basically common knowledge that you could search online for or learn by asking the budtender where you buy it. what they need to do is create a personal testing kit that tells you what kind of contaminants are in your weed; what kind of pesticides or other potentially unwanted particles.

 

I try to buy my stuff from organic dispensaries but you never really know.

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#2103

Posted 6 days ago

so they're coming out with this little doohickey.

 

 

but it doesn't really work the way I want a weed analyzer to work.

it tells you what kind of cannabinoids are in the plant, which is fine, but also basically common knowledge that you could search online for or learn by asking the budtender where you buy it. what they need to do is create a personal testing kit that tells you what kind of contaminants are in your weed; what kind of pesticides or other potentially unwanted particles.

 

I try to buy my stuff from organic dispensaries but you never really know.

this video makes it sound like the UK uses some crazy chemicals


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#2104

Posted 6 days ago Edited by PicardsBong, 6 days ago.

I initially posted this short, stupid poem I wrote in the writer's forum. But unfortunately, that particular rabbit hole of GTAF is woefully inactive, and I wanted to share it with my fellow stoners as it is weed themed. If anyone feels it is inappropriate to post this here, please remove the post and accept my most humble apologies. Inspired by true events. Allegedly. Racist joke at the end. Inconsistent rhyming scheme, but intentionally so. Enjoy my drivel fellas.

My Weed Guy Is Moving To Hawaii

My weed guy is moving to Hawaii.
If I was an anime bitch I'd say NO KAWAII.
The weed he slung was so fly and got me high,
Not like sh*t from the school, probably seeds of the Rye,
Why is my weed guy moving to Hawaii?
I know it's paradise. But of this cake I get no slice.
My wallet is hollow, but I am determined to follow.
I will hijack a plane, don't you dare scream insane,
And follow my Weed Man to Hawaii.
My father will Cra'ii, and my siblings will be shamed,
But I will not worry as long as there is weed to inflame.
A selfish stoner, perhaps this move was a boner.
A knock at the door while I'm smoking, straight zonin'.
The knock turns to a slam, and oh f*ck goddamn,
DEA is here, to ruin my day.
They toss me in cuffs, if I said it was rough, that would be like saying, Apollo Creed is tough.
Obviously true, what shall I do?
Why the f*ck did my Weed Man, move to Hawaii?
I really wish I, could get even with him,
But this motherf*cker, is nimble like sin.
He painted himself yellow, usually a white fella. Changed his name to Stan Nguyen, and boy did he win.
Took a plane from Hawaii, and moved to Shaolin.

Edit: Spelling
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#2105

Posted 6 days ago

When your weed guy moves to a different place

It's time for you to look up weed laws, state by state

Some are quite harsh, will jail you for a roach

But some are loose, on your personal freedom they won't encroach

So move to a state that respects what you like,

Maybe a one with mountains, so you can get high and take a hike

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#2106

Posted 6 days ago

There was a young fella from leeds,
A dealer in Cannabis weeds.
But once a rain shower,
Caused his hashish to flower,
So he now sells off all the seeds…
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#2107

Posted 6 days ago

there once was a man from Nantucket
smoked so much weed he said fuck it
no longer would shave
and just misbehave
and drink all his wine from a bucket
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#2108

Posted 6 days ago

Holy f*cking sh*t I love you all I hope we live forever.
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#2109

Posted 6 days ago

Honestly, I don't want to live forever.

Lasting relationships would happen never

Watch everyone die

Forget how to cry

At least time for a lengthy endeavour 

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#2110

Posted 6 days ago Edited by AiŽaCobŽa, 6 days ago.

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Comes in difference styles such as Sweatshirts so you can choose 11 colors and represent in the wintertime, You could get one color for everyday of the week and then 4 extra in case you spill BBQ on your shirt while munching out :D

 

Did i sell it? Anybody gonna Buy it? No? Well i tried





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