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#91

Posted 14 April 2014 - 10:57 AM Edited by Aljohnk, 14 April 2014 - 10:58 AM.

Before:

Nerf the f*cking tanks!

Tanks are sh*te!
Limited ammo!  :panic: 
Remove the tanks plox

 

Now:

ZOMGWTFBBQ
Nerf the Laser

Lazers are extremely OP

 

I mean what's next? HEIST ARE sh*t BECAUSE OF LOW PAYOUT.  STOP WHINING

 

 

Seriously, learn to take a lesson by going to another session, or invite only session with your friends. 

 

Spoiler

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#92

Posted 14 April 2014 - 11:43 AM

OP = certified bitch

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#93

Posted 14 April 2014 - 11:48 AM

u mad brahs? negged.


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#94

Posted 14 April 2014 - 11:49 AM

You'll be blown to bits the second you enter a vehicle.

Naruto plz, of course you don't enter a vehicle while being fully exposed on the field.


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#95

Posted 14 April 2014 - 11:56 AM

u mad brahs? negged.

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#96

Posted 14 April 2014 - 12:22 PM

@Maybeanothedildo Wow you thanked a guy for killing you? Honestly how pathetic and beta can you be, I strive to be the Alpha male of the game, good luck on your negative KD ratio goals of 2014 asshole.


Technically, beta would be one below the alpha, but above everyone else. The word you're looking for would be omega, but then again you're obviously a child.

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#97

Posted 14 April 2014 - 12:28 PM

@Hopalongadildo Says the one whose character looks like a gay male stripper and has "thug" in their title, lmao.


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#98

Posted 14 April 2014 - 12:29 PM


 

 

I have a cool story. I had a jet fire an impressive barrage of explosive rounds about five feet ahead of me. That is the closest a jet has ever come to killing me. Ever.
The counter to a jet is to duck and weave.

We haven't met online yet... :lol:
I'd love to see it. I'll play moving target if you're on xbox.
 
PS3. :(
 
I'm sure someone on XBox will match my ability. Once you learn how to bring the jet to a hover speed by holding the brake and tapping the throttle, you become very deadly with the guns.

Look out kids he's a professional button presser!!

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#99

Posted 14 April 2014 - 12:30 PM

There's also a P-996 in your avatar, I'm guessing your highly biased and against this.


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#100

Posted 14 April 2014 - 12:33 PM

@Hopalongadildo Says the one whose character looks like a gay male stripper and has "thug" in their title, lmao.

That's the saddest excuse for a burn I have ever seen


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#101

Posted 14 April 2014 - 12:51 PM

The jet will not be overused anyway since most people are sh*t at flying.Most people just crash while trying to do a low pass anyway.And it's very fragile.

Your argument is invalid.

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#102

Posted 14 April 2014 - 12:52 PM

Nerf Tank plz, too OP

 

Nerf Jet plz, too OP

 

Nerf Minigun Plz, too OP

 

Nerf starter Pistol plz, too OP

 

Nerf Stripclub plz, too OP

 

Nerf Broken Bottle plz, too OP

 

Nerf GTA Online Plz, too OP

 

....Seriously, after the 78942375890 Tank threads, someone actually made one about the Jet? Wow. Does the QQ and moaning ever stop? With as easy as it is to avoid (or destroy) a Jet, why would you put yourself out there in the open with this big shiny bull's eye on your ass so someone can shoot it off?

 

Maybe you should go back to Super Mario Bros.


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#103

Posted 14 April 2014 - 12:55 PM

Why not get your own damn jet? Seriously, stop whining and fight fire with fire.

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#104

Posted 14 April 2014 - 12:57 PM

Unlike the tank, there are MANY ways to take out a lazer, and without spending a crap load of cash too.

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#105

Posted 14 April 2014 - 12:58 PM

@Gallioni Why should I find another session because of R* mistakes? That's just absurd, i'll most likely hit into another pilot anyway.

LOL @ all of you, none of you have made valid arguments, the Jet is OP. CASE CLOSED. 

You're whats known as a "f*cktard"

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#106

Posted 14 April 2014 - 12:59 PM

@Hopalongadildo Says the one whose character looks like a gay male stripper and has "thug" in their title, lmao.

you're a 21-year-old Narutard

 

you already lost all the room you had to talk sh*t

 

now go put on your thick ass reading glasses and finish your manga


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#107

Posted 14 April 2014 - 01:04 PM Edited by maybeanotherone, 14 April 2014 - 01:04 PM.

OPs attempts at insulting other posters consist of nothing but lame gay jokes, that's trauma for sure.

OP your arguments are small like the average penis in Japan

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#108

Posted 14 April 2014 - 01:08 PM

@Maybeanothedildo Wow you thanked a guy for killing you? Honestly how pathetic and beta can you be, I strive to be the Alpha male of the game, good luck on your negative KD ratio goals of 2014 asshole.

Kd ratio doesn't matter in GTA it's not call of duty.And you call someone pathetic but say your the alpha male at a f*cking game.That's the saddest thing I've heard since the guy who played GTA 13 hours a day for 7 months.

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#109

Posted 14 April 2014 - 01:29 PM Edited by Sasuke Uchiha, 14 April 2014 - 01:33 PM.

@Maybeanotherone Now you have to insult me with racial slurs which can get you banned idiot. 

 

@OriginalCharacter Really you're calling me out for being a naruturd when you have things like "God of Gay Egypt" and judging by your avatar and sig, you're most definitely a furry. Lmao good luck on your life.


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#110

Posted 14 April 2014 - 01:33 PM

lol

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#111

Posted 14 April 2014 - 01:33 PM

Plz nerf chrome to rims only plzplzplzplzpzlpzlpzplzplzlpzplzlpkzokdjslkjrhg;or;


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#112

Posted 14 April 2014 - 01:39 PM

@Maybeanotherone Now you have to insult me with racial slurs which can get you banned idiot. 

 

@OriginalCharacter Really you're calling me out for being a naruturd when you have things like "God of Gay Egypt" and judging by your avatar and sig, you're most definitely a furry. Lmao good luck on your life.

rofl i didn't call you a "naruturd", but thanks, i'm now coining that one

 

i don't even have to make fun of you, you do it all for me  :beerhat:


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#113

Posted 14 April 2014 - 01:42 PM

So the "wahhhhhh I keep getting killed by tanks because I have no friends to play with so I go into open lobbies then go near a tank and it kills me so I go near it again and it kills me again waahhh y no 1 b meh freend?!?!" threads have stopped.

 

Looks like the Anti Lazer thread pandemic is well on its way...


 

@Maybeanothedildo Wow you thanked a guy for killing you? Honestly how pathetic and beta can you be, I strive to be the Alpha male of the game, good luck on your negative KD ratio goals of 2014 asshole.

Kd ratio doesn't matter in GTA it's not call of duty.And you call someone pathetic but say your the alpha male at a f*cking game.That's the saddest thing I've heard since the guy who played GTA 13 hours a day for 7 months.

 

 

 

KD means nothing in Call of Duty either

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#114

Posted 14 April 2014 - 01:42 PM

Heavy Sniper really works jet is powerful sure but it can't take much damage from anything 


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#115

Posted 14 April 2014 - 01:49 PM

Nerf Tank plz, too OP

 

Nerf Jet plz, too OP

 

Nerf Minigun Plz, too OP

 

Nerf starter Pistol plz, too OP

 

Nerf Stripclub plz, too OP

 

Nerf Broken Bottle plz, too OP

 

Nerf GTA Online Plz, too OP

 

Nerf OP's virginity plz, too OP


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#116

Posted 14 April 2014 - 01:49 PM

[quote name="sSphInXx" post="1065184464" timestamp="1397482937"]

So the "wahhhhhh I keep getting killed by tanks because I have no friends to play with so I go into open lobbies then go near a tank and it kills me so I go near it again and it kills me again waahhh y no 1 b meh freend?!?!" threads have stopped.
 
Looks like the Anti Lazer thread pandemic is well on its way...
[quote name="moostered" post="1065184287" timestamp="1397480900"]

 [quote name="Sasuke Uchiha" post="1065183584" timestamp="1397469407"]
@Maybeanothedildo Wow you thanked a guy for killing you? Honestly how pathetic and beta can you be, I strive to be the Alpha male of the game, good luck on your negative KD ratio goals of 2014 asshole.[/quote]Kd ratio doesn't matter in GTA it's not call of duty.And you call someone pathetic but say your the alpha male at a f*cking game.That's the saddest thing I've heard since the guy who played GTA 13 hours a day for 7 months.
 [/quote]
 
 
KD means nothing in Call of Duty either[/quote
It does for most of the gamemodes.For Some of the team based games it doesn't really matter but for most COD game modes k/d ratio is a pretty big thing.

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#117

Posted 14 April 2014 - 01:50 PM

LOL at no counter. If you´re in the city, have a neuron or two and a sniper rifle you have the upper hand. Easy and cheap.


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#118

Posted 14 April 2014 - 01:59 PM

Lazer is a glass canon.  Why the hell would it need to be nerfed?
 





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