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#1

Posted 14 April 2014 - 06:21 AM

Honestly it's extremely OP, there's barley any counters for it and you practically see everyone with it now, it's like R* is trying to make this sh*tty online even worse, lmao good job Rockstar. Enjoy your game sucking goals of 2014.


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Posted 14 April 2014 - 06:23 AM

Use the heavy sniper, it does a lot of damage to the P996 Lazer.

 

It's dangerous with a skilled pilot, but there are counters.

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Posted 14 April 2014 - 06:23 AM

Nerf everything

 

No really, turn every weapon into a literal Nerf gun.

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Posted 14 April 2014 - 06:24 AM

I think passive mode should work in vehicles so I can make it back to another jet safely.

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Posted 14 April 2014 - 06:26 AM

Haha
Better get the walkin in passive mode, beyotch

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Posted 14 April 2014 - 06:26 AM

You'll be blown to bits the second you enter a vehicle.


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Posted 14 April 2014 - 06:26 AM Edited by Mr. Crowley, 14 April 2014 - 06:28 AM.

Just buff the tanks so they can fly.


...add barrels to all sides of the turret and it can use them like helicopter blades that fling death all around it.
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Posted 14 April 2014 - 06:27 AM Edited by PoopyThomas, 14 April 2014 - 06:29 AM.

It's a military jet...what do you expect?

PS: I'm one of those a**holes who leaves his last location by Zancudo and when I join a full session I grab a jet and patrol the skies, not letting any aircraft exit Zancudo because I can be the only one with a Lazer and occasionally wreck havoc :D

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Posted 14 April 2014 - 06:27 AM

Heavy sniper 2 shots = Dead

 

Minigun = Dead

 

Tank shot = Dead

 

Another Jet = Dead

 

Suicide Plane = Dead

 

All of these things =

 

 

 

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Posted 14 April 2014 - 06:28 AM Edited by Quinn_flower, 14 April 2014 - 06:28 AM.

This is what you need op Heavy sniper nerf edition

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Posted 14 April 2014 - 06:29 AM

This is what you need op Heavy sniper nerf edition

Nerf-Longstrike-CS-6-1024x320.jpg

 

sniper-rifle-type-water-gun-plastic-wate

Way better...

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Posted 14 April 2014 - 06:29 AM

Nerf everything

 

No really, turn every weapon into a literal Nerf gun.

 

That would be awesome, lol.


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Posted 14 April 2014 - 06:31 AM

Im actually curious to know if that Mosin Nagant douche has managed to get one yet or if he still manages to fail this somehow. 

lol, Probably not. He's made about three threads bitching about it. There was this one thread that he created demanding that the P-966 Lazer be purchasable from Pegasus. I wish R* would make it where if your go into the military base with "Cops turn blind eye" activated, then it would disable when you got into the military base just to f*ck with him.


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Posted 14 April 2014 - 06:32 AM

Heavy sniper 2 shots = Dead
 
Minigun = Dead
 
Tank shot = Dead
 
Another Jet = Dead
 
Suicide Plane = Dead
 
All of these things =
 
 
 
bgt-3.jpg


This is the answer.

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Posted 14 April 2014 - 06:32 AM Edited by Quinn_flower, 14 April 2014 - 06:34 AM.


This is what you need op Heavy sniper nerf edition

Nerf-Longstrike-CS-6-1024x320.jpg

 
sniper-rifle-type-water-gun-plastic-wate
Way better...
How about this one... Blocks the pilots view for a sec with a stream of water.

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Posted 14 April 2014 - 06:33 AM

I have a cool story. I had a jet fire an impressive barrage of explosive rounds about five feet ahead of me. That is the closest a jet has ever come to killing me. Ever.

The counter to a jet is to duck and weave.

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Posted 14 April 2014 - 06:34 AM

I have a cool story. I had a jet fire an impressive barrage of explosive rounds about five feet ahead of me. That is the closest a jet has ever come to killing me. Ever.

The counter to a jet is to duck and weave.


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Posted 14 April 2014 - 06:35 AM

I have a cool story. I had a jet fire an impressive barrage of explosive rounds about five feet ahead of me. That is the closest a jet has ever come to killing me. Ever.

The counter to a jet is to duck and weave.

We haven't met online yet... :lol:

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Posted 14 April 2014 - 06:35 AM


How about this one... Blocks the pilots view for a sec with a stream of water.

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Destoryed...


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Posted 14 April 2014 - 06:36 AM

well,at least its cannon's range is short.


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Posted 14 April 2014 - 06:38 AM

I have a cool story. I had a jet fire an impressive barrage of explosive rounds about five feet ahead of me. That is the closest a jet has ever come to killing me. Ever.

The counter to a jet is to duck and weave.

That storey wasnt that cool. All cool stories should end with the words "and then I spawn killed him, until they left the session". You also didn't embellish your skills enough and point out that the other player was a "Noob"

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Posted 14 April 2014 - 06:38 AM

Honestly it's extremely OP, there's barley any counters for it and you practically see everyone with it now, it's like R* is trying to make this sh*tty online even worse, lmao good job Rockstar. Enjoy your game sucking goals of 2014.

just stick to your anime games, leave gta o for the grown ups that dont get upset when they get killed in a videogame.


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Posted 14 April 2014 - 06:39 AM

I have a cool story. I had a jet fire an impressive barrage of explosive rounds about five feet ahead of me. That is the closest a jet has ever come to killing me. Ever.
The counter to a jet is to duck and weave.

We haven't met online yet... :lol:

I'd love to see it. I'll play moving target if you're on xbox.

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Posted 14 April 2014 - 06:39 AM

How about this one... Blocks the pilots view for a sec with a stream of water.

171004_L.jpg
vector-home-made-wooden-slingshot-weapon
Destoryed...

Perfect time for this...
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Posted 14 April 2014 - 06:41 AM

Lol, another nerf something because it's too OP thread. Go away.

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Posted 14 April 2014 - 06:42 AM

 

 

I have a cool story. I had a jet fire an impressive barrage of explosive rounds about five feet ahead of me. That is the closest a jet has ever come to killing me. Ever.
The counter to a jet is to duck and weave.

We haven't met online yet... :lol:

I'd love to see it. I'll play moving target if you're on xbox.

 

PS3. :(

 

I'm sure someone on XBox will match my ability. Once you learn how to bring the jet to a hover speed by holding the brake and tapping the throttle, you become very deadly with the guns.


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Posted 14 April 2014 - 06:48 AM

PS3. :(
 
I'm sure someone on XBox will match my ability. Once you learn how to bring the jet to a hover speed by holding the brake and tapping the throttle, you become very deadly with the guns.


I am impressed with how close the jet I wrote of came to killing me. It was a tight grouping of shots too. The guy swung around several times trying to line up another shot but I didn't let him.

Skilled xbox jet pilots hit me up. I really do want to try and get killed this way.

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Posted 14 April 2014 - 06:49 AM

Why did you need to go and make this thread?

Some opinions are best kept to yourself or you risk replies like your getting now.

Has Monsin replied yet?

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Posted 14 April 2014 - 06:49 AM Edited by Hunter54711, 14 April 2014 - 06:52 AM.


 

 

 

 

 

 

I have a cool story. I had a jet fire an impressive barrage of explosive rounds about five feet ahead of me. That is the closest a jet has ever come to killing me. Ever.
The counter to a jet is to duck and weave.

We haven't met online yet...  :lol:

I'd love to see it. I'll play moving target if you're on xbox.

 

PS3.  :(

 

I'm sure someone on XBox will match my ability. Once you learn how to bring the jet to a hover speed by holding the brake and tapping the throttle, you become very deadly with the guns.

 

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Posted 14 April 2014 - 06:52 AM

Why did you need to go and make this thread?

Some opinions are best kept to yourself or you risk replies like your getting now.

Has Monsin replied yet?

No. I am genuinely curious 





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