Pffft sandwiches. Does anyone even eat sandwiches? I swear it's a myth that these things even exist.
Personally I hate them. They take too much time and effort. I prefer to just peel or rip something open and immediately devour the contents, better yet if I can just sink my ugly discoloured straight into it. Like an apple. I eat about 3 or 4 of those puppies a day. On the rare occasion that I can be bothered to indulge myself in the unnecessary sandwich making process, I always avoid butter. Which leaves me at increased risk of filler slippage. If I had an apple for all the times I'm about to take a bite and all I get is bread, because the chicken and pepper have fallen out, well let's just say I'd have a lot of bushels. Another reason I avoid sandwiches.
I see the need for it, but I don't like the taste or the principle of it.