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#121

Posted 11 June 2014 - 02:14 PM

 

 

Nobody over the age of 16 cares about sex in a video game.

 

 

 

Ugh... Sure they do.

 

I mean its not  a big deal.   But i always pick up hookers...

 

"Now THAT'S what I call a soul pole, baby..."


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#122

Posted 11 June 2014 - 02:17 PM

i just found this and i was dying, didnt think it was possible

 

is this something everyone knows or should i be sharing?

kid not allow to do '' sex simulator '' or playing rettirement simulator . even it functional , sex with hookers is considered near useless when replish HP ( joke by rockstar , doing it result increase stamina ) . because soda machine cost $1 every uses while hookers minimal $50


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#123

Posted 11 June 2014 - 02:21 PM


i just found this and i was dying, didnt think it was possible
 
is this something everyone knows or should i be sharing?

kid not allow to do '' sex simulator '' or playing rettirement simulator . even it functional , sex with hookers is considered near useless when replish HP ( joke by rockstar , doing it result increase stamina ) . because soda machine cost $1 every uses while hookers minimal $50

English next time Fabio.

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#124

Posted 11 June 2014 - 02:23 PM

 

 

i just found this and i was dying, didnt think it was possible
 
is this something everyone knows or should i be sharing?

kid not allow to do '' sex simulator '' or playing rettirement simulator . even it functional , sex with hookers is considered near useless when replish HP ( joke by rockstar , doing it result increase stamina ) . because soda machine cost $1 every uses while hookers minimal $50

English next time Fabio.

 

what are u nut or something ? , i am spoke english


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#125

Posted 11 June 2014 - 02:35 PM

yeah, he is spoke english

all knew it considered near useless because soda machine cost $1


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#126

Posted 11 June 2014 - 02:39 PM Edited by Sky_Light12, 11 June 2014 - 02:43 PM.

yeah, he is spoke english

all knew it considered near useless because soda machine cost $1

i would prefer soda machine than hooker . they only spawn at night but dunno where they usually stationed , but since it require put money on my pocket than in bank , the chances get intervered by player is depends how physcotic that player is

 

soda machines always available . aside soda , food from markets is stored on inventory . these used in future uses such as during emergency . oddly , player could change accessories and display armor / parachute , even switching weapon is highly remiscent to this gif : Requipp.gif

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Posted 11 June 2014 - 02:42 PM Edited by juventono, 11 June 2014 - 02:49 PM.

Some tips:

-if u want to pick up girls, don't do it in sandy shores.. The girls are horrible.
-same thing also applies to girls near the harbor.
-go to bob @ ammunation and say "buy body warmer" he'll took you to the secret passage.
-there's a house near martin's, the one with pink gate. Honk three times, pay the merryweather security to let you in, and your in heaven..

got a lot more tips. Just message if you need some..

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#128

Posted 11 June 2014 - 03:08 PM

This post is hidden because you have chosen to ignore posts by LoA-PhantomView it anyway?

 

 

NO.


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#129

Posted 11 June 2014 - 03:14 PM

He has the nerves to call everyone losers yet he's still probably a 25 y.o virgin.
 
Good job.

 

Or younger.  ;)


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#130

Posted 11 June 2014 - 03:20 PM

I'm sure a lot of members penises on here still fit through the hole on the disc.
Nobody over the age of 16 cares about sex in a video game.



LOLOLOL.......wait

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#131

Posted 11 June 2014 - 03:20 PM

Yes, you recover your health if you schedule a little sexy time with a hooker.

 

Seriously, it is easier to just buy yourself a soda.


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#132

Posted 11 June 2014 - 04:02 PM

This post is hidden because you have chosen to ignore posts by LoA-PhantomView it anyway?
 
 
NO.


Yet still you managed to find your way and comment on it lol


DOUCHE.

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#133

Posted 11 June 2014 - 05:35 PM

My female characters get blown by a hooker at every opportunity, of course.


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#134

Posted 11 June 2014 - 05:45 PM

i just found this and i was dying, didnt think it was possible
 
is this something everyone knows or should i be sharing?


Are you serious lol ?! You can have sex since GTA 3.

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#135

Posted 11 June 2014 - 06:26 PM

I'm sure a lot of members penises on here still fit through the hole on the disc.

Nobody over the age of 16 cares about sex in a video game.

Says the Creepy loser, with an undressed 12 year old in his avatar.


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#136

Posted 11 June 2014 - 06:26 PM

First gta I've ever played seriously

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#137

Posted 11 June 2014 - 06:36 PM

i just found this and i was dying, didnt think it was possible
 
is this something everyone knows or should i be sharing?

kid not allow to do '' sex simulator '' or playing rettirement simulator . even it functional , sex with hookers is considered near useless when replish HP ( joke by rockstar , doing it result increase stamina ) . because soda machine cost $1 every uses while hookers minimal $50

English next time Fabio.
what are u nut or something ? , i am spoke english

Dude, have you even been as far as decided to use even go want to look more like bro?




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