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TexasToast712
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#61

Posted 11 April 2014 - 11:35 PM

Am I the only one depressed that their are no nice thick looking hookers in GTAV? Plenty of sexy, plump pedestrians though.

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#62

Posted 12 April 2014 - 12:05 AM

i just found this and i was dying, didnt think it was possible

 

is this something everyone knows or should i be sharing?

It's much more gratifying and rewarding delivering a baseball bat upside their heads lol


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Posted 12 April 2014 - 12:11 AM


I'm willing to bet, that he had this  face when he found out.
 
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Not sure why but this post made me laugh more than any I've read on here. Burn it with fire!

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Posted 12 April 2014 - 12:12 AM

If you actually hire hookers in the game, you may need to meet a real life girl, JS.
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Posted 12 April 2014 - 12:17 AM

Peep youtube for 'Hot Coffee' from San Andreas...
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Posted 12 April 2014 - 12:18 AM


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Posted 12 April 2014 - 12:18 AM

Am I the only one depressed that their are no nice thick looking hookers in GTAV? Plenty of sexy, plump pedestrians though.

Fortunately, we have a product for people with big women fetishes like you.
It's called GTA IV.

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Posted 12 April 2014 - 12:48 AM Edited by TexasToast712, 12 April 2014 - 12:53 AM.

 

Am I the only one depressed that their are no nice thick looking hookers in GTAV? Plenty of sexy, plump pedestrians though.

Fortunately, we have a product for people with big women fetishes like you.
It's called GTA IV.

 

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#69

Posted 12 April 2014 - 12:51 AM

I don't understand how accidentally finding this while trying to increase my strength stat makes me a Virgin or someone who's dying for pixelated sex lol I'm sorry I shared it with you all it's really not that exciting

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Posted 12 April 2014 - 12:53 AM


 

Am I the only one depressed that their are no nice thick looking hookers in GTAV? Plenty of sexy, plump pedestrians though.

Fortunately, we have a product for people with big women fetishes like you.
It's called GTA IV.
 
NO WAY! *Runs out to buy a copy*
Oh wait, I already have one. lol
In all seriousness though, they actually do have overweight hookers in IV :p

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#71

Posted 12 April 2014 - 12:57 AM

I sense much insecurity in this thread. Although I find it hard to believe that OP just figured this out, all yall niggas is being whack.


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Posted 12 April 2014 - 01:05 AM Edited by LoA-Phantom, 12 April 2014 - 01:06 AM.

I sense much insecurity in this thread. Although I find it hard to believe that OP just figured this out, all yall niggas is being whack.


I wouldn't have even figured this out if it wasn't for me accidentally hitting the horn while waiting for blind eye cool down at the beach (best way to up strength in my opinion) but when a npc gets in your car and says you gotta go somewhere private anyone would just do it to see what happens lmao I thought it would be like in story mode where she tries to set you up but instead I found this which was surprising because I didnt think that's possible in the game due to rockstar cutting out sexuality.

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#73

Posted 12 April 2014 - 01:20 AM

One can always get a good laugh from visiting the GTA forum. :)

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#74

Posted 12 April 2014 - 02:27 AM

It's also possible in real life, far more rewarding as well


Now that depends... Once you marry the bitch that pussy you once ate and had free access to is closed for business.

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Posted 12 April 2014 - 03:08 AM


I'm sure a lot of members penises on here still fit through the hole on the disc.
Nobody over the age of 16 cares about sex in a video game.

I wasn't even aware it was possible to get a dick in that hole, 

Instructions were unclear, dick caught in ceiling fan.

It's also possible in real life, far more rewarding as well

Now that depends... Once you marry the bitch that pussy you once ate and had free access to is closed for business.

Not if you marry a hooker. Pro tip for you young ones.
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Posted 12 April 2014 - 03:13 AM

Wait sex? Like sex sex? Pixelated penises in virtual vaginas?

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#77

Posted 12 April 2014 - 03:22 AM

CEX!?¡ CEX is in GTA? Cool I can buy pixelated video ga...oh wait. Read the title wrong. Thought it was the second hand game and electronics/stuff store we have here in the UK. You meant the other sex. Phoned em once and CEX is pronounced SEX lol. Even has a sexy lady doing the talking 'Welcome to CEX' lol.

 

 

On topic, yeah I knew.

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#78

Posted 12 April 2014 - 03:24 AM

What an amazing discovery, I never knew this was in GTA Online.

 

Said no one ever.


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Posted 12 April 2014 - 03:32 AM

what's a sex?


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#80

Posted 12 April 2014 - 03:34 AM

what's a sex?

 

If you're a New Zealander, sex comes after five and before seven.

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#81

Posted 12 April 2014 - 03:38 AM

You actually made a thread about you discovering there's sexual intercourse in a game that treads the line between AO with every iteration since III and wrote it all that excitedly?
 

....and we're still supposed to believe you're a neurosciences student?

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#82

Posted 12 April 2014 - 03:40 AM

No thanks, id rather have sex irl


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#83

Posted 12 April 2014 - 03:40 AM

How the hell have you just found out about this now. This has been in the GTA series for years.

That being said, Stabbing hookers to death and setting them on fire is my favourite hobby.

I leave them alone in gta though. I'm not a monster.
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#84

Posted 12 April 2014 - 03:41 AM

We'll it only surprised me because rockstar took out explicit content online, hence the strippers with clothes (inb4 oh he's a loser he went to the strip club) and wtf does this have to do with my major

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Posted 12 April 2014 - 03:43 AM

omg, I think i have been drinking too much, this thread is hilarious


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#86

Posted 12 April 2014 - 03:55 AM

For a second the title gave me the impression that you could have sexual intercourse with other online players  :blink:, otherwise pretty much old news.


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#87

Posted 12 April 2014 - 03:59 AM

 wtf does this have to do with my major

It's amazing that someone who's supposed to be educated in neuroscience can be so easily shocked by sexual material in an M rated game. That's what.
It's not an offense...it's just baffling.


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#88

Posted 12 April 2014 - 04:06 AM

As I clearly stated I didn't know this was possible online due to the fact that they can't legally rate an online portion of a game, you would think someone who's going to talk out of their ass would atleast be educated. Now unless gta and it's hookers have something to do with the human nervous system or how the brain functions then your argument is null and void.

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Posted 12 April 2014 - 04:16 AM

Why the hell do Rockstar censor breasts in Online and leave them as they are in SP? I thought it's the same game, same rating. Or are there restrictions on content in MMOs?
Also, hookers cannot be invited to apartments and cars without doors.

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#90

Posted 12 April 2014 - 04:50 AM

No.





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