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#31

Posted 11 April 2014 - 09:50 PM Edited by JackyT, 11 April 2014 - 09:55 PM.

 

 

It's also possible in real life, far more rewarding as well

Not if you get the girl pregnant. :p

 

Yep, or worse :sui:.

 

There is nothing worse, aids>baby

 

(this post made me feel bad)

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Posted 11 April 2014 - 09:56 PM

You could do this in every gta since 3 I think.

Correct, so your about 14 years late.

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Posted 11 April 2014 - 09:56 PM

time to break this little gem out again...
 

 

yes lots of fun...

Spoiler

 

 


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#34

Posted 11 April 2014 - 09:57 PM

You didn't know you could have 'sex' with hookers? :|


Didn't know there were hookers in the game and I thought sex wasn't possible since you can't with the strippers at your house, I never have it much thought past that as it doesn't really add anything to the game, just thought use funny and I uhhhh wanted to pay for her tuition

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Posted 11 April 2014 - 09:58 PM

This hasn't been locked yet smh.


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Posted 11 April 2014 - 10:04 PM Edited by JackyT, 11 April 2014 - 10:05 PM.

 

You could do this in every gta since 3 I think.

Correct, so your about 14 years late.

 

Better late than never!

 

Not everyone has the sex talk, just neglectful parenting, not his fault.

 

Anyway, now you know, go get em you lil scamp you!

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Posted 11 April 2014 - 10:05 PM

I'm sure a lot of members penises on here still fit through the hole on the disc.

Nobody over the age of 16 cares about sex in a video game.

Jokes on you I use digital 


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Posted 11 April 2014 - 10:06 PM

You'll see the OP take the lead in sex acts purchased, with 50,000 in the coming months now that he made his discovery.

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Posted 11 April 2014 - 10:13 PM

You'll see the OP take the lead in sex acts purchased, with 50,000 in the coming months now that he made his discovery.


Oh yeahhhhhh nothing turns me on more than sex noises while I look at the bumper of one of my video game cars

Why are you replying to a thread that should be locked? Looking for some attention buddy?

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Posted 11 April 2014 - 10:16 PM

lmao i dont have problems having sex in real life, i just found this out while beating up pedestrians and waiting for blind eye to cool off and thought others may wanna know...i never knew it was possible but then again i dont try to pick up hookers in game ever lol

here's a story. My buddy was watching me get blown in a convertible when we leaned it was possible & my girlfriend passed by quietly. Later in bed she asked if the character blowing me was a guy or a girl in real life, I'm pretty sure she was getting jealous over it so eventually I told her all the hookers are npcs.
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Posted 11 April 2014 - 10:18 PM

i just found this and i was dying, didnt think it was possible
 
is this something everyone knows or should i be sharing?


Did you know you could have sex in real life? Try it! Put down the controller for a few...
Or are you one of those 6 year olds I hear screaming on their mics?

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Posted 11 April 2014 - 10:18 PM Edited by LoA-Phantom, 11 April 2014 - 10:22 PM.

Lmaoo hilarious! My girl got jealous of gta too but that's cause I used to spend so much time playing instead of paying attention to her, now that I just play time to time she's better...first time I left her alone with gta she ended up at the strip club aha

i just found this and i was dying, didnt think it was possible
 
is this something everyone knows or should i be sharing?

Did you know you could have sex in real life? Try it! Put down the controller for a few...
Or are you one of those 6 year olds I hear screaming on their mics?

You're so cool bro, no thanks I'm saving it for marriage so gta hookers are my only relief lmao I hate retards...how does the fact that I found this today equal me not having any sex in real life. Whether I do or don't I can't/wouldn't wanna prove it on the internet anyways

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Posted 11 April 2014 - 10:24 PM

You'll see the OP take the lead in sex acts purchased, with 50,000 in the coming months now that he made his discovery.

 

Ahh yes, the Shanker Achievement!


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Posted 11 April 2014 - 10:24 PM

what level do you unlock sex?


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Posted 11 April 2014 - 10:25 PM


You'll see the OP take the lead in sex acts purchased, with 50,000 in the coming months now that he made his discovery.

 
Ahh yes, the Shanker Achievement!

I thought it was the boinker achievement

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Posted 11 April 2014 - 10:30 PM

i love killing squeakers in their cars while they have the very first sexual encounters of their lives, with a virtual hooker, best when they are on mic.

 

even better than killing idiots playing sitting duck in the car wash.


what level do you unlock sex?

depends... you got a creepy uncle who calls you way too often?

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Posted 11 April 2014 - 10:31 PM

i love killing squeakers in their cars while they have the very first sexual encounters of their lives, with a virtual hooker, best when they are on mic.
 
even better than killing idiots playing sitting duck in the car wash.


what level do you unlock sex?

depends... you got a creepy uncle who calls you way too often?

You must be awesome at gta man

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Posted 11 April 2014 - 10:34 PM Edited by The Lonesome Drifter, 11 April 2014 - 10:34 PM.

You don't want those flimsy street hookers on your crotch boyo.

Head to the Atomic Wrangler, the girls there are OFF THE HOOK!!!
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Posted 11 April 2014 - 10:35 PM

You're so cool bro, no thanks I'm saving it for marriage so gta hookers are my only relief lmao I hate retards...how does the fact that I found this today equal me not having any sex in real life. Whether I do or don't I can't/wouldn't wanna prove it on the internet anyways


One. TY for the compliment. I am cool and your acknowledgement is gratifying.
Two. Its not about finding it. Its about your level of excitement for video game hookers. Go to the strip club in SP.. u can see boobies!! HeHe. Douche.

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Posted 11 April 2014 - 10:36 PM Edited by P.C.M., 11 April 2014 - 10:37 PM.

Palm sisters/left joystick - oh,yeah

Who's shoot now ,bitch?


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Posted 11 April 2014 - 10:37 PM Edited by LoA-Phantom, 11 April 2014 - 10:38 PM.

You're so cool bro, no thanks I'm saving it for marriage so gta hookers are my only relief lmao I hate retards...how does the fact that I found this today equal me not having any sex in real life. Whether I do or don't I can't/wouldn't wanna prove it on the internet anyways

One. TY for the compliment. I am cool and your acknowledgement is gratifying.
Two. Its not about finding it. Its about your level of excitement for video game hookers. Go to the strip club in SP.. u can see boobies!! HeHe. Douche.
I don't know where you saw any excitement in any of my posts, all I asked was if people knew you could do this

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#52

Posted 11 April 2014 - 10:44 PM

It's also possible in real life, far more rewarding as well

Not sure its possible for op

 

not for free anyway lol


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Posted 11 April 2014 - 10:45 PM

i just found this and i was dying, didnt think it was possible

 

is this something everyone knows or should i be sharing?

You don't say? This has been in every grand theft auto since 3 i believe. 


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Posted 11 April 2014 - 10:45 PM

 

i love killing squeakers in their cars while they have the very first sexual encounters of their lives, with a virtual hooker, best when they are on mic.
 
even better than killing idiots playing sitting duck in the car wash.

what level do you unlock sex?

depends... you got a creepy uncle who calls you way too often?

You must be awesome at gta man

 

honestly... maybe. but at least i know my way around it, which i should since the first one i played was till in the top-down perspective. welcome to the party.


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Posted 11 April 2014 - 10:45 PM

I'm willing to bet, that he had this  face when he found out.

 

StmKzad.jpg


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#56

Posted 11 April 2014 - 10:49 PM

First gta I ever played so I'm sorry I'm not as knowledgable about video game sex as the rest of you

The rest of your jokes would really hurt if I had any problems getting any but since I really don't I'll let you guys keep doing your thing and I'm gonna go coach now lmao later losers

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Posted 11 April 2014 - 10:54 PM

I'm willing to bet, that he had this  face when he found out.
 
StmKzad.jpg


Oh great. Now you just trauma-tized my childhood :S

I don't think I'll ever be able to bring myself to play Sonic Adventure 2 Battle ever again knowing sonic has a face like that :(
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Posted 11 April 2014 - 11:03 PM Edited by SirMichaelRocks23, 11 April 2014 - 11:29 PM.

I'm willing to bet, that he had this  face when he found out.

 

StmKzad.jpg

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Posted 11 April 2014 - 11:20 PM Edited by SteveNYC81, 11 April 2014 - 11:22 PM.

OP, your the one looking for attention, I don't drive around LS looking for pixel hookers. I don't even have one lap dance, in 50 plus days time I have in this game. But whatever floats your boat pal.

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Posted 11 April 2014 - 11:28 PM Edited by AmbientZed, 11 April 2014 - 11:28 PM.

He has the nerves to call everyone losers yet he's still probably a 25 y.o virgin.

 

Good job.





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