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#1

Posted 11 April 2014 - 08:50 PM

i just found this and i was dying, didnt think it was possible

 

is this something everyone knows or should i be sharing?


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#2

Posted 11 April 2014 - 08:51 PM

yes, with hookers

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Posted 11 April 2014 - 08:51 PM

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It's also possible in real life, far more rewarding as well

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Posted 11 April 2014 - 08:52 PM

You could do this in every gta since 3 I think.
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Posted 11 April 2014 - 08:52 PM Edited by UltimateAntic, 11 April 2014 - 08:53 PM.

You mean those hookers that you can pick up with your car? That's pretty old news.

EDIT: Ninja'd lol!

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Posted 11 April 2014 - 08:54 PM

Yeah, but you have to buy the Cloud dinner and take it to a movie. It's not really worth it because the Cloud just talks and talks and talks.
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Posted 11 April 2014 - 08:54 PM

I'm sure a lot of members penises on here still fit through the hole on the disc.

Nobody over the age of 16 cares about sex in a video game.

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Posted 11 April 2014 - 08:56 PM

I'm sure a lot of members penises on here still fit through the hole on the disc.

Nobody over the age of 16 cares about sex in a video game.

 

You're saying at 25 mine shouldn't fit?...... awkward

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Posted 11 April 2014 - 08:57 PM

I'm sure a lot of members penises on here still fit through the hole on the disc.

Nobody over the age of 16 cares about sex in a video game.


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Posted 11 April 2014 - 08:58 PM

I'm sure a lot of members penises on here still fit through the hole on the disc.

Nobody over the age of 16 cares about sex in a video game.

I wasn't even aware it was possible to get a dick in that hole, 

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Posted 11 April 2014 - 09:00 PM

lmao i dont have problems having sex in real life, i just found this out while beating up pedestrians and waiting for blind eye to cool off and thought others may wanna know...i never knew it was possible but then again i dont try to pick up hookers in game ever lol


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Posted 11 April 2014 - 09:00 PM

It's also possible in real life, far more rewarding as well

Not if you get the girl pregnant. :p

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Posted 11 April 2014 - 09:01 PM

i just found this and i was dying, didnt think it was possible

 

is this something everyone knows or should i be sharing?

 

Really?

 

Please tell us more, we are surely intrigued as to how the situation developed!

 

Had you just escaped the authorities, or perhaps another player who was trying to kill you?

 

Did you just manage to gather the last ounce of your strength to open a vehicle's door and pull yourself inside, whereupon a 'lady of the night' appeared offering her services - thus restoring your vitality?

 

Or were you down at the docks, cruising around in your vehicle looking for a hooker?!

 

Come on now, tell the truth - be honest :0) 

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Posted 11 April 2014 - 09:02 PM

 

i just found this and i was dying, didnt think it was possible

 

is this something everyone knows or should i be sharing?

 

Really?

 

Please tell us more, we are surely intrigued as to how the situation developed!

 

Had you just escaped the authorities, or perhaps another player who was trying to kill you?

 

Did you just manage to gather the last ounce of your strength to open a vehicle's door and pull yourself inside, whereupon a 'lady of the night' appeared offering her services - thus restoring your vitality?

 

Or were you down at the docks, cruising around in your vehicle looking for a hooker?!

 

Come on now, tell the truth - be honest :0) 

 

look up 2 posts lol


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Posted 11 April 2014 - 09:05 PM

I'm sure a lot of members penises on here still fit through the hole on the disc.

Nobody over the age of 16 cares about sex in a video game.

 

Implying anyone on this board is over the age of 15

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Posted 11 April 2014 - 09:05 PM

 GTA Making my Friday nights easier since 2001 

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Posted 11 April 2014 - 09:06 PM

omg best sh*t ever just happened lmao as im waiting for blind eye to cool down again i hear:

 

hello, wow he doesnt even recognize me, we had sex in his car, thats so rude, helloooooo

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Posted 11 April 2014 - 09:09 PM

wat iz sex im only 10 some one tell me so i can play it with my sister

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Posted 11 April 2014 - 09:09 PM

I used to jack off to the strippers in the strip club in GTA IV.
I spent so much money on those dances...

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Posted 11 April 2014 - 09:10 PM

 

 

i just found this and i was dying, didnt think it was possible

 

is this something everyone knows or should i be sharing?

 

Really?

 

Please tell us more, we are surely intrigued as to how the situation developed!

 

Had you just escaped the authorities, or perhaps another player who was trying to kill you?

 

Did you just manage to gather the last ounce of your strength to open a vehicle's door and pull yourself inside, whereupon a 'lady of the night' appeared offering her services - thus restoring your vitality?

 

Or were you down at the docks, cruising around in your vehicle looking for a hooker?!

 

Come on now, tell the truth - be honest :0) 

 

look up 2 posts lol

 

Lol, I was typing that out when you replied ;0)


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Posted 11 April 2014 - 09:11 PM

wat iz sex im only 10 some one tell me so i can play it with my sister

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Posted 11 April 2014 - 09:27 PM

im from canada and thats exactlty how it happens

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Posted 11 April 2014 - 09:31 PM Edited by rickreim, 11 April 2014 - 09:35 PM.

When are they gonna make a console with a wider slot?

You know, for disks.
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Posted 11 April 2014 - 09:32 PM

 

I wasn't even aware it was possible to get a dick in that hole, 

 

 

That's what she said.

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Posted 11 April 2014 - 09:44 PM

This ain't serious! Lol

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Posted 11 April 2014 - 09:46 PM

Did you punish her for being a naughty girl OP?

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#27

Posted 11 April 2014 - 09:47 PM

lmao you guys are f*cked


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#28

Posted 11 April 2014 - 09:47 PM

You didn't know you could have 'sex' with hookers? :|

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Posted 11 April 2014 - 09:49 PM

It's also possible in real life, far more rewarding as well

Not if you get the girl pregnant. :p

Yep, or worse :sui:.
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#30

Posted 11 April 2014 - 09:50 PM

This thread delivers.





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