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#1

Posted 10 April 2014 - 11:21 PM Edited by 2MuchSWAG4You, 10 April 2014 - 11:22 PM.

I miss those silly moments when the mechanic delivered our cars and then drove off with them... Those moments when he delivered the wrong vehicle.. and even those moments when he tried to punch us.

R.I.P - Mechanic (10/1/2013 - Patch 1.11).
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Posted 11 April 2014 - 12:51 AM

I do miss Johnny

"The scratch was already there boss" I miss hearing that :(

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Posted 11 April 2014 - 12:54 AM

Personally, I hope he's being violently sodomized by my original Rat Loader in the great virtual beyond.
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Posted 11 April 2014 - 01:02 AM

f*cking no. don't bring back the errant f*cking mechanic that drives my f*cking car halfway across town every other time I f*cking call him because I'm near a f*cking underpass

and f*ck your moronic f*ckery of a logic process


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Posted 11 April 2014 - 01:33 AM

f*cking no. don't bring back the errant f*cking mechanic that drives my f*cking car halfway across town every other time I f*cking call him because I'm near a f*cking underpass
and f*ck your moronic f*ckery of a logic process

dude you're PMS'ing all over the place...

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Posted 11 April 2014 - 01:47 AM Edited by rawrsnar, 11 April 2014 - 01:48 AM.

They should make the mechanic an independent, sassy black woman named Lafonza who doesn't take sh*t from nobody. Oh dayyum.

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Posted 11 April 2014 - 06:58 AM

f*cking no. don't bring back the errant f*cking mechanic that drives my f*cking car halfway across town every other time I f*cking call him because I'm near a f*cking underpass
and f*ck your moronic f*ckery of a logic process

He drives it halfway until he sees a U-turn... Chill dude.. For instance
You are on a freeway, and you call the mechanic to deliver you entity and he drives on the other side, lol dont kill him he will drive until he sees a possible U-turn as i mentioned

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Posted 11 April 2014 - 08:32 AM

Hes not dead ya twats, rockstar installed a teleport machine in 1.09 or whenever our mechanic stopped delivering them himself, so now to save his time, he teleports them to you. Hes still there to take your order etc!
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Posted 11 April 2014 - 08:36 AM

They should make the mechanic an independent, sassy black woman named Lafonza who doesn't take sh*t from nobody. Oh dayyum.


Can't we name it Laquisha

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Posted 11 April 2014 - 09:48 AM

They should make the mechanic an independent, sassy black woman named Lafonza who doesn't take sh*t from nobody. Oh dayyum.


Can you deliver me my Gauntlet?

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Posted 11 April 2014 - 11:02 AM

They should make the mechanic an independent, sassy black woman named Lafonza who doesn't take sh*t from nobody. Oh dayyum.

Can you deliver me my Gauntlet?

"Ain't nobody got time for that!"
I just laughed to death.

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Posted 11 April 2014 - 11:03 AM

They should make the mechanic an independent, sassy black woman named Lafonza who doesn't take sh*t from nobody. Oh dayyum.

Can you deliver me my Gauntlet?
"Ain't nobody got time for that!"
I just laughed to death.

She probably too busy twerkin
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Posted 11 April 2014 - 11:07 AM

Strangely, using the mechanic after the demise of Johnny is still worse for car positioning than the job start / cancel glitch method.


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Posted 11 April 2014 - 01:07 PM

Johnny was the best!!
At least Johnny brought the car to you most of the time. Now it just spawns where Johnny would've started driving it. Why the f*ck do I have to run 2 blocks to my car now??
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Posted 11 April 2014 - 01:33 PM

I liked beating up the mechanic.. Get my money back..

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Posted 11 April 2014 - 01:51 PM

f*ck the mechanic. 


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Posted 11 April 2014 - 01:56 PM Edited by Malibu454, 11 April 2014 - 03:13 PM.

I liked beating up the mechanic.. Get my money back..

EVERYBODY Liked beating up their mechanic.
Why heck, I beat up other people's mechanics too.. :p

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Posted 11 April 2014 - 03:29 PM

 

I liked beating up the mechanic.. Get my money back..

EVERYBODY Liked beating up their mechanic.
Why heck, I beat up other people's mechanics too.. :p

 

 

Well, I didn't mean I was the ONLY ONE that did.. LOL

 

Hell, they need to add a mission where we can just go beat up the mechanics.... hehehehe

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Posted 11 April 2014 - 04:00 PM

They should make the mechanic an independent, sassy black woman named Lafonza who doesn't take sh*t from nobody. Oh dayyum.

Can you deliver me my Gauntlet?

"Ain't nobody got time for that!"
I just laughed to death.
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Posted 11 April 2014 - 05:45 PM

They made the wrong move in removing the mechanic completely. Was he annoying sometimes? Yeah... But instead of just shoving it under the rug and removing him, why didn't they just fix it? I find that the current system is even worse. I hate having to run 2 blocks because my car spawned waaay around the corner. Its even worse at the airport.


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Posted 11 April 2014 - 05:45 PM

They should make the mechanic an independent, sassy black woman named Lafonza who doesn't take sh*t from nobody. Oh dayyum.

 

Also, she don't need no man


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Posted 11 April 2014 - 06:12 PM

If they bring the mechanic back, I'm just going to drive to my garage everytime I want a different car. I could never trust my mechanic

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Posted 11 April 2014 - 06:51 PM

All my mechanic would do is drive my car around the block once or twice before stopping, and then ram a parked car. Or just never show up.


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Posted 11 April 2014 - 06:54 PM

All my mechanic would do is drive my car around the block once or twice before stopping, and then ram a parked car. Or just never show up.


That's the same thing my mechanic would do. I'm glad R* removed him
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Posted 11 April 2014 - 07:05 PM

He wasn't that bad the only times he didn't bring my car or parked it miles away was when I was in the middle of nowhere or under a bridge or something and sometime he got it right when I was under the bridge. I think they should bring him back because 9 times out of ten he would get it right and also I miss having that time between calling him and him showing up where I can think of ways to kill him.

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Posted 11 April 2014 - 07:25 PM


 

I liked beating up the mechanic.. Get my money back..

EVERYBODY Liked beating up their mechanic.
Why heck, I beat up other people's mechanics too.. :p
 
 
Well, I didn't mean I was the ONLY ONE that did.. LOL
 
Hell, they need to add a mission where we can just go beat up the mechanics.... hehehehe
Hell Yeah!!
Put it in Creator. Instead of props, cars, weapons, you should be able to place Mechanics!! 50 of em!!!
It would be better than Roof Top Crumble!! :p
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Posted 11 April 2014 - 07:30 PM

I never thought ge left, almost anytime I steal a car bear the entrance to the helipad it's johnny who is the driver....surely I ain't the only one to notice this, it happened even when ge was our employee?

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Posted 14 April 2014 - 09:57 AM

Why the hell did they remove him anyway? It seems that in every update Rockstar takes something fun out of the game.


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Posted 14 April 2014 - 03:21 PM

Why the hell did they remove him anyway? It seems that in every update Rockstar takes something fun out of the game.

people were complaining that the mechanic keeps crashing their cars and is just an nuisance

 

something that should be better than having it just spawn in and there being no mechanic in sight is that it spawns it then you can see the mechanic getting out of the car instead of driving it to you and probably crashing it. i think ill send that idea to rockstar for the next patch

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