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#601

Posted 06 August 2014 - 12:12 PM Edited by Barefoot Tiger, 06 August 2014 - 12:15 PM.

That "Alcoholic" advert is f*cking annoying

 

I don't know how to describe it, other than being plain annoying. Not in a funny kind of way, but in a way that it makes me feel like throwing my controller through my television just to shut it up.

 

You guys know the one I'm on about, right?


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#602

Posted 06 August 2014 - 12:18 PM

You mean the Alcoholla commercial? Yeah it gets pretty annoying once you've heard it like 5000 times. Luckily there's an easy fix! All you have to do is press left on the D-pad.

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Posted 06 August 2014 - 01:07 PM

I never thought I'd see the day where GTA lost most of it's humor. The humor in this game is absymal. It tries to hard to be funny and the humor is on an immature level.
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Posted 06 August 2014 - 01:10 PM

I never thought I'd see the day where GTA lost most of it's humor. The humor in this game is absymal. It tries to hard to be funny and the humor is on an immature level.

 

I agree.  The humor isn't funny anymore.  Not even close.  I'd take GTA III's "In the Navy" ped quote any day before this nonsense in V.  Every GTA had great peds and funny talk, except V.

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Posted 06 August 2014 - 01:11 PM

I never thought I'd see the day where GTA lost most of it's humor. The humor in this game is absymal. It tries to hard to be funny and the humor is on an immature level.

I'm putting a lot of that down to the fact that Lazlow is still allowed to be involved. He's not funny, never has been. 


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Posted 06 August 2014 - 02:06 PM

He was funny in III and okay in SA and IV (more so IV). But III was the funniest GTA in my opinion.
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Posted 06 August 2014 - 02:19 PM

Lazlow's never been funny - your opinion but I disagree.  I believe that the best version of him was in GTAIII and even though San Andreas was a leap back in time, he's been degenerating ever since.


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Posted 06 August 2014 - 02:21 PM

Some things that annoy me:

- the acurracy of enemy a.i. (especially when doing drive-bys, for example the arms trafficing missions on land when some latino gangbangers are able to put a frickin' whole uzi mag into me from more than a mile away)
- aggressive cops :miranda:
- getting a wanted level when performing a stealth kill in the middle of nowhere with no witnesses around
- Police helicopters spawning 2 seconds after being called in/ you destroyed one
- Online favouritism
- Game too scripted (as many have pointed out)
- Small number of interiors
- The poor fist/melee combat system
- Enemies who rush at you
- Enemies who are wounded, lying on the ground and still manage to put another 30 fully-auto fired rounds into your head while you're behind cover
- No injury-death system for NPCs like in GTA IV
- No vigilante missions
- The "F*** me in the ass" piece of cr*p ped :die: 

- The "F*** me in the ass" ped's face
- The "F*** me in the ass" ped's attitude
- The ugly as hell fictional weapons
- No Blista Compact :cry:
- Sh*tty cheats and them not being accessible via phone
- Boring peds
- The "same three cars are everywhere issue" is even worse than in IV
- Bad Soundtrack imo
- No APC, Hunter, Hydra and army Patriot (hope the latter three will be added as DLC)

- Drivers who go crazy when a shootout occures and drive you over, seemingly on purpose
- Too many pointless mountains <-> not enough small towns
- Nearly no police patrols around but they appear everywhere when you're being chased
- Annoying property missions

Uhhm, yeah... that's all that comes to my mind for now
Btw: I still like the game actually :)

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#609

Posted 06 August 2014 - 02:26 PM Edited by maxpaynefan, 06 August 2014 - 02:28 PM.

@sting4s yeah rockstar should do better with the humour

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Posted 06 August 2014 - 04:53 PM

The "same three cars are everywhere issue" is even worse than in IV

 

Am I the only one who thinks the car spawning in IV is damn near perfect?!  I don't have 0 problems with GTA III, VC, SA, LCS, VCS, IV, TLaD, or TBoGT for car spawns.  The only game that has such a problem that is very noticable is GTA V and even GTA V doesn't spawn the SAME cars, imo.  Each reload, the game seems to filter in a few more/different vehicles, and even without reloading and just driving to a different location of the map and then returning to the same part of the map you were at previously, the car spawns change, too.  Depending on night and day, I noticed a change, as well.

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#611

Posted 06 August 2014 - 06:55 PM

^same here I have no problem with the car spawning in GTA 4 but gta v all i see are mesas and dubstas
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Posted 06 August 2014 - 07:02 PM

Why do all Police cars have secret NOS? No matter what I'm driving they always seem to get a boost and slam into the back of me. Can't say I've ever discovered this function when driving a cop car yet. Also, cars, even big cars, are useless at ramming. I know it may have not been entirely realistic in IV, but at least if I got my hands on a nice big truck I could smash everyone else out the way with less effect on speed, in V when you try this, the car/truck/whatever seems to get bogged down a lot. Not quite as much fun... 

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Posted 07 August 2014 - 01:23 PM

 


I never thought I'd see the day where GTA lost most of it's humor. The humor in this game is absymal. It tries to hard to be funny and the humor is on an immature level.

 

I agree.  The humor isn't funny anymore.  Not even close.  I'd take GTA III's "In the Navy" ped quote any day before this nonsense in V.  Every GTA had great peds and funny talk, except V.

 

In the navy LMFAO I beat the sh*t out of that dude all the time! How about this quote I know some place you can go! I miss fighting the Triad fish gang they were hard as f*ck but hitting 'em with the flame thrower was such a blast! Oh the good ol' days when I didn't think about what was missing in GTA or should be there just get on the roof of a taxi and raise some hell or do vigilante missions and take corners on two wheels with the cop car I miss those days .....sigh

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Posted 07 August 2014 - 02:25 PM

I don't like the walking.

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Posted 07 August 2014 - 03:06 PM

I don't like the walking.

 

Sorry, off-topic here, but that is maybe the best avatar I've seen in this forum! Awesome man!


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Posted 08 August 2014 - 02:03 PM

Hate how side mirrors don't break off. Its nothing game breaking, its just always in the back of my mind.

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Posted 08 August 2014 - 04:25 PM

Hate how side mirrors don't break off. Its nothing game breaking, its just always in the back of my mind.

 

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Posted 08 August 2014 - 04:32 PM

Why rockstar dumbed down the car handling and physics. They should've improved upon GTA 4. What's the point of putting armor in cars if they barely deform. What's the point of putting a grip on weapons if they have little to no recoil.
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Posted 08 August 2014 - 04:38 PM

 

Hate how side mirrors don't break off. Its nothing game breaking, its just always in the back of my mind.

 

"Console Limitations"

~Every V fanboy who's asked about cut/non-exist features.

 

By my knowledge. Side mirrors never broke off in IV.

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Posted 08 August 2014 - 04:39 PM

Still waiting for the game, never played GTA V yet, but i have to agree, this game would be diffrent, if single player was still priority, and we all know it isn't, this time their priority is multiplayer, im starting to worry about future of GTA as we know it. Sure GTA:O proved to be succesful,but........truth is GTA best years are behind us.

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Posted 08 August 2014 - 04:54 PM

I just had 2 stars and no matter which street I turned down a cop had spawned! is this down to poor console limitation or will this carry on over to new gen too?
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Posted 08 August 2014 - 04:59 PM Edited by Bath Salt, 08 August 2014 - 05:02 PM.


Hate how side mirrors don't break off. Its nothing game breaking, its just always in the back of my mind.

 
"Console Limitations"
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it was just an observation.

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Posted 08 August 2014 - 05:21 PM

@ ARC8_1982
Agreed.
Looks like V onwards, they are more interested in milking as much by catering to the casuals more than the serious fans.
GTA IV will be remembered as the last best GTA experience !!!
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Posted 08 August 2014 - 11:45 PM

@ ARC8_1982
Agreed.
Looks like V onwards, they are more interested in milking as much by catering to the casuals more than the serious fans.
GTA IV will be remembered as the last best GTA experience !!!

 

Right now, that's honestly the way it is for me. IV was my last great GTA experience. 

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Posted 09 August 2014 - 12:29 AM

 

Hate how side mirrors don't break off. Its nothing game breaking, its just always in the back of my mind.

 

"Console Limitations"

~Every V fanboy who's asked about cut/non-exist features.

 

''I wonder why Michael has this hairstyle as default and not this one here? CONSOLE LIMITATION''

''I wonder why this car spawned in green and not blue? CONSOLE LIMITATION MY FRIEND''

''I wonder why this light pole sits here and not an inch forward...you guessed it, CONSOLE LIMITATION''

Console limitations excuses, console limitaions excuse everywhere...

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Posted 09 August 2014 - 12:35 AM

I'm pretty sure it was just an observation.

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Posted 09 August 2014 - 12:53 PM

Yeah the true GTA Games are: III, VC, SA, LCS, VCS, IV, TLaD, TBoGT.  GTA, GTA II, and London GTA Games might be legit, too, but I never played them.  Chinatown Wars is legit, too, but I don't own it.  GTA V is the only one that just doesn't do it for me.

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Posted 12 August 2014 - 03:02 PM

After 3 different game completions, all with some mission/activity magically disappearing, I have given up on getting 100%

 

The OCD gamer in me is not a happy bunny right now :(


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#629

Posted 28 August 2014 - 12:32 PM

Why the f*ck you can't remove the ""grip" behind the weapon?
Bike driving sistem
Cops are maniacs
Train is unstoppable
No stallion (gta classic car)
They replaced the freway with the awful bagger
No executions (i loved that in gta 4)
I got more griefs with this game, but im bored of this...
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Posted 28 August 2014 - 01:04 PM

Why the f*ck you can't remove the ""grip" behind the weapon?
Bike driving sistem
Cops are maniacs
Train is unstoppable
No stallion (gta classic car)
They replaced the freway with the awful bagger
No executions (i loved that in gta 4)
I got more griefs with this game, but im bored of this...

Do you mean the butt of the gun?





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