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~How to avoid assholes in GTA: Online~

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Valzenberg
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#1

Posted 08 April 2014 - 08:25 PM

Tired of constantly being killed and not being able to defend your self? Do you not want to hear the annoying sounds of little kids screaming into their mics?

 

Well I'll tell you friend, that there is an easy solution to such a problem! Oh yes  you heard me right! Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you: Invite only lobbies!

 

Just simple start GTA off in story mode and then press 'start'. Then continue to Online. Click 'Play GTA Online' and scroll down to and click 'Invite Only Session'. No longer will you have to face pricks that keep on killing you! No longer will you have to listen to little kids with bad parents who shouldn't have got them this game scream into their mics!

 

NOTE: This was just a joke thread because I am tired of seeing threads on here that complain about people killing them all the time when there is a simple solution: Invite Only Sessions. 

 

Have a beautiful day!

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Posted 08 April 2014 - 08:26 PM

wow OP blew my mind 

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Posted 08 April 2014 - 08:26 PM

The only way is thus;

 

Play in Invite-Only sessions.


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Posted 08 April 2014 - 08:27 PM

But what if I wanna play online
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Posted 08 April 2014 - 08:28 PM

The only way to play GTA Online is Offline?

 

How about you bitches go into deathmatch lobbies where you are supposed to kill each other?

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Posted 08 April 2014 - 08:28 PM Edited by SteveNYC81, 08 April 2014 - 08:28 PM.

Have a breadfish :breadfish:. Deffpony we need a lock in here ASAP, thank you sir.

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Posted 08 April 2014 - 08:28 PM

There are far more creative ways to deal with assholes.

But I guess there will always be people who go out of their way to be victimized by them.

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Posted 08 April 2014 - 08:28 PM

It feels so good to be one of the pioneers of this art.  I was doing Invite Only lobbies when you guys didn't even know what they were.

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Posted 08 April 2014 - 08:32 PM

But what if I wanna play online

Invite your friends.


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Posted 08 April 2014 - 08:32 PM

What if I'm the asshole?
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Posted 08 April 2014 - 08:33 PM

The only way to play GTA Online is Offline?

 

How about you bitches go into deathmatch lobbies where you are supposed to kill each other?

I never said that. Invite only lobbies are still online. Invite your friends to them.


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Posted 08 April 2014 - 08:33 PM

Spoiler

 

 

My mind = blown. thx for the brilliant tip OP

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Posted 08 April 2014 - 08:33 PM

Ive actually got into this bizzare habit where if im in passive mode and someone is behind me in a car coming towards me I get out and stand ontop of my car until they pass. Sounds odd I know but it keeps me safe and makes idiot griefers leave me alone

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Posted 08 April 2014 - 08:34 PM

inb4 lock

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Posted 08 April 2014 - 08:36 PM

OH MY GOD!!! WHAT A NEW INFO!!!

thread number 996848533 about an op telling "invite only sessions"

I'm amazed
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Posted 08 April 2014 - 08:37 PM

Been rolling this way for months now, only making sporadic forays into public lobbies to ride out a bounty or be the asshole in the tank or on the tall building with the heavy sniper, using Passive Mode at the correct moments.

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Posted 08 April 2014 - 08:38 PM

such useful thread much lock soon wow

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Posted 08 April 2014 - 08:39 PM

When i'm not in the mood for FR deathmatch i play from and IOS. You can still join quick jobs, so i can play with randoms and not have to worry about one of them killing me right after we finish a mission. Then when i feel like joining the real world i switch session to a public one for some good old fassion craziness.


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Posted 08 April 2014 - 08:39 PM

 

The only way to play GTA Online is Offline?

 

How about you bitches go into deathmatch lobbies where you are supposed to kill each other?

I never said that. Invite only lobbies are still online. Invite your friends to them.

 

And if your friends aren't online?


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Posted 08 April 2014 - 08:39 PM

Been rolling this way for months now, only making sporadic forays into public lobbies to ride out a bounty or be the asshole in the tank or on the tall building with the heavy sniper, using Passive Mode at the correct moments.

 

Sounds boring as hell


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Posted 08 April 2014 - 08:40 PM

Teech me how to avoyde stewpid threds like dis pleze
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Posted 08 April 2014 - 08:40 PM

This is just a joke response since I am tired of hearing so many assholes suggest Invite Only sessions. 

 

Have a day.  :bored:


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Posted 08 April 2014 - 08:45 PM

What if I'm the asshole?


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Posted 08 April 2014 - 08:46 PM

 

 

The only way to play GTA Online is Offline?

 

How about you bitches go into deathmatch lobbies where you are supposed to kill each other?

I never said that. Invite only lobbies are still online. Invite your friends to them.

 

And if your friends aren't online?

 

Then do whatever the hell you want. I never said you had to do this.


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Posted 08 April 2014 - 08:49 PM

You know, just as you are tired of people make useless topics to complain, there are also people who find these response-topics annoying. Just saying.

The open/invite session debate will never end.

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Posted 08 April 2014 - 08:50 PM

False.  The best method is solo session.  You might accidentally add and invite a douchebag to your invite only session.  You cant take that risk.

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Posted 08 April 2014 - 08:58 PM

 

Been rolling this way for months now, only making sporadic forays into public lobbies to ride out a bounty or be the asshole in the tank or on the tall building with the heavy sniper, using Passive Mode at the correct moments.

 

Sounds boring as hell

 

 

Not really.  Join jobs wih other players via the phone.  It's just somewhere to spawn safely after missions without having to put up with the inevitable spawn killer who has the faster internet connection.  Plus it means I actually make decent money in the game as I'm not wasting it all fending off brainless a-holes who have nothing better to do than pretend this is Call of Doody.


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Posted 08 April 2014 - 08:59 PM

 

 

 

The only way to play GTA Online is Offline?

 

How about you bitches go into deathmatch lobbies where you are supposed to kill each other?

I never said that. Invite only lobbies are still online. Invite your friends to them.

 

And if your friends aren't online?

 

Then do whatever the hell you want. I never said you had to do this.

 

 

Don't even respond to that stuff.  He can't be that stupid.  Seriously.

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Posted 08 April 2014 - 09:03 PM

Actually playing in a private/solo lobby......sounds boring and pathetic....


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Posted 08 April 2014 - 09:05 PM Edited by saintsrow, 08 April 2014 - 09:05 PM.

I leveled up both of my characters mostly in Solo and Invite Only sessions, mostly doing races.  But whenever I do Swap Character or come back from missions, it drops me into the free-mode sh*thole. 

 

Rockstar apparently can't keep track of a few bits of information regarding what type of session I came from.  I blame the cloud. 

 

Also, when I go straight to Online from starting the game, it drops me into the free-mode sh*thole.  Even before I drop out of the sky, I hear tank explosions.  I blame Rockstar logic. 





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