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#1

Posted 08 April 2014 - 07:01 PM

Cracks me up everyone talking about putting Buffalo 2's and Exemplars in their garage for the "perfect 4-door heist car." As if (when heists ever come out in 2015) everyone won't be driving themselves in pink Entities and scatter their separate ways as soon as the money is collected.

 

"Oh wow, we should all use this guy's modded Buffalo. It has excellent consumer safety ratings, looks sleek, and travels at a moderately fast rate of speed for a 4-door sedan. This is perfect. I'll just sit here in the back. I totally trust you with my life, money, and RP in your hands! Let's go!"

 

</sarcasm>

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Posted 08 April 2014 - 07:03 PM

pretty useless thread...

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Posted 08 April 2014 - 07:04 PM

I'll use my modded chrome tank with dollar rims and rapid fire

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Posted 08 April 2014 - 07:05 PM

you're right, if past experiences are anything to go on they'll probably blow up the buffalo before speeding off in their pink adder.

still it could be nice for crews or people who actually co-operate in game 


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Posted 08 April 2014 - 07:06 PM

Buffalo and Exemplars? please.

 

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Posted 08 April 2014 - 07:06 PM

That's what a Granger is for.


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Posted 08 April 2014 - 07:07 PM

You're just jealous of my exemplar. #Exemplarmasterrace

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Posted 08 April 2014 - 07:08 PM

Cracks me up everyone talking about putting Buffalo 2's and Exemplars in their garage for the "perfect 4-door heist car." As if (when heists ever come out in 2015) everyone won't be driving themselves in pink Entities and scatter their separate ways as soon as the money is collected.

 

"Oh wow, we should all use this guy's modded Buffalo. It has excellent consumer safety ratings, looks sleek, and travels at a moderately fast rate of speed for a 4-door sedan. This is perfect. I'll just sit here in the back. I totally trust you with my life, money, and RP in your hands! Let's go!"

 

</sarcasm>

 

Anyone using a Buffalo for Heists is a tad unimaginitve.

 

After all, you can get eight in a Granger, ten in a Barracks and a whopping sixteen in an Airport Bus.

 

I know what's going to be parked outside of my Heist location ;)


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Posted 08 April 2014 - 08:51 PM Edited by Synophrys, 08 April 2014 - 08:52 PM.

I'll shove my tank barrel trough the bank doors, kill everybody inside in an instant, walk in, do a generic 'hack the terminal' and walk out with the cash, get in my tank and call lester to get rid of the cops. /heists

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Posted 08 April 2014 - 08:57 PM

Me and my crew will use the white van shown in the trailers

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#11

Posted 08 April 2014 - 09:01 PM

Faggios and bikes u lame azzes.

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#12

Posted 08 April 2014 - 09:05 PM

You're just jealous of my exemplar. #Exemplarmasterrace

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I hope you are joking ;) The fact that anyone would  be jealous of anything in this game a lone is comical.


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Posted 08 April 2014 - 09:06 PM

Stretch limo

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Posted 08 April 2014 - 09:06 PM

 

You're just jealous of my exemplar. #Exemplarmasterrace

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I hope you are joking ;) The fact that anyone would  be jealous of anything in this game a lone is comical.

 

But..but look at it! Its just majestic as f*ck


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Posted 08 April 2014 - 09:06 PM

heists ? where ?


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Posted 08 April 2014 - 09:07 PM

the best Heist car would be an ambulance.

ask anyone in QOTD, they'll agree

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Posted 08 April 2014 - 09:07 PM

I'll use my modded chrome tank with dollar rims and rapid fire

you forgot yankton plates, white walls, and nos


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Posted 08 April 2014 - 09:08 PM

Got my Sultanready to go.


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Posted 08 April 2014 - 09:14 PM

 

 

You're just jealous of my exemplar. #Exemplarmasterrace

 

I hope you are joking ;) The fact that anyone would  be jealous of anything in this game a lone is comical.

 

But..but look at it! Its just majestic as f*ck

 

Sorry, I don't know what that means ;)


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Posted 08 April 2014 - 09:15 PM

Pfft...I'm going old school. Rolling up in my Roosevelt dressed to the nines, tommy gun in hand.

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#21

Posted 08 April 2014 - 09:17 PM

Be more amusing when as part of the heist you need to use a specific vehicle, ie. stock van, and destroy it to eliminate evidence and complete the heist.
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Posted 08 April 2014 - 09:19 PM

I'll shove my tank barrel trough the bank doors, kill everybody inside in an instant, walk in, do a generic 'hack the terminal' and walk out with the cash, get in my tank and call lester to get rid of the cops. /heists

 

Isn't Lester unaviable while in a mission?


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Posted 08 April 2014 - 09:20 PM

 

I'll shove my tank barrel trough the bank doors, kill everybody inside in an instant, walk in, do a generic 'hack the terminal' and walk out with the cash, get in my tank and call lester to get rid of the cops. /heists

 

Isn't Lester unaviable while in a mission?

 

ssshhhhh....

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Posted 08 April 2014 - 09:20 PM

i got a black van. sh*t is perfect to pull off a robbery...
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Posted 08 April 2014 - 09:21 PM

Bitch I'll be rolling up in my pink jet
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Posted 08 April 2014 - 09:22 PM

So you are mad that people want to play heists like they realistically would be?  Ok, sure...

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Posted 08 April 2014 - 09:28 PM

Barracks.  Accept no substitute!  lol


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#28

Posted 08 April 2014 - 09:36 PM

With nearly 4k posts I can probably just stop writing new things altogether ;)

It really depends on the mechanics of the heist. If a player dying loses a cut of the heist I'd rather see people split up than cram into one vehicle. If the driver gets gunned down it takes a moment for the passenger to slide over and if he dies those backseaters are sitting ducks.

So an entity or buzzard per two people.

Another vehicle that might come in handy if the cops arrive before you can run is the half million dollar roadblock (Bus).

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#29

Posted 08 April 2014 - 09:36 PM

The myth of the usefulness of this thread..

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Posted 08 April 2014 - 09:37 PM

With nearly 4k posts I can probably just stop writing new things altogether ;)
 

It really depends on the mechanics of the heist. If a player dying loses a cut of the heist I'd rather see people split up than cram into one vehicle. If the driver gets gunned down it takes a moment for the passenger to slide over and if he dies those backseaters are sitting ducks.

So an entity or buzzard per two people.

Another vehicle that might come in handy if the cops arrive before you can run is the half million dollar roadblock (Bus).

 

I'll be close to getting 4 k in a few days. i'm just based





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